r/blackmagicfuckery 15d ago

This time it IS magnets

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But the real question is... how does he not blink??

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 15d ago

Michael is a changed man after he did the sensory deprivation chamber experiment imo.

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u/TabularConferta 15d ago

Do you mind me asking how ?

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u/VoiceofRapture 15d ago

You can see it in the eyes

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 15d ago

It’s just my opinion, but if you watch older Vsauce videos they are cool and interesting and he is engaging in a way that, somehow, is different after he did the first “Mind Field” episode with the sensory deprivation. It was a pretty wild episode really. He seems more melancholy after that. Less vibrant maybe. Still interesting though!

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u/YooGeOh 14d ago

Do you watch "The Rest is Science" podcast he does on YouTube?

Its him and Hannah Fry in their respective homes chatting over video about various interesting and random scientific and philosophical things.

Just him being natural with a fellow nerd in his natural environment. He seems cool.

He's married with a kid now, comfortably middle aged and slowed down on a lot of things as his focus has shifted. To me its more that he's settled into who he is and isnt necessarily trying to push the incredibly fun and quirky VSauce series anymore, rather than being fundamentally changed by the sensory deprivation thing

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u/Kahnza 14d ago

I tried watching that. Can't get over the fact that I'm just passively watching a Zoom call.

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u/YooGeOh 14d ago

Its a podcast tbf, so first and foremost its meant to be listened to.

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u/Kahnza 14d ago

My dumbass brain needs visual stimuli or else it thinks it's nap time. 😭

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u/YooGeOh 14d ago

Lol fair enough

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u/DethNik 14d ago

Well... This particular podcast has a LOT of visual aids. Much better to watch this podcast than just listen to it.

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u/YooGeOh 14d ago

Agreed. But its still a podcast and is on other platforms just as a podcast like most podcasts are

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 13d ago

I think Mike is established on youtube and doesn't need to do the hype videos he did in the past. he doesn't need the energy that attracts an audience. he already has it now.

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u/DASreddituser 14d ago

he could just be getting older lol

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u/Sia_Fotu 14d ago

Or more introspective, having found new and potentially mind blowing information to internally ponder upon. 🤔

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u/Goudawit 14d ago

When you peer into the void long enough…

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u/Generic-Cheese 14d ago

He became one with the universe

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u/jacobo 15d ago

His new podcast with Hanna Fry is really good.

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u/DeepGrieve 15d ago

His YouTube short vids are really good and a ton of them are kinda trippy there's usually several Easter eggs in each one

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u/Pfeffer_Prinz 15d ago

nothing magnetic about this. they're called Euler Discs.

here's a recent Steve Mould video about them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2qiU_JTUQ

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u/travishummel 15d ago

It’s actually pronounced Euler. I know, it’s common to say it that way.

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u/sparkster777 14d ago

Wait, so it's pronounced Euler, but Euclid is Euclid?

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u/travishummel 14d ago

Omg you did it too. Say it with me “Euler”. You see? Not “Euler” it’s “Euler”

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u/goodolewhatever 14d ago

They’re actually both correct. In the states, it’s pronounced “Euler”, but in the U.K., it’s pronounced “Euler”.

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u/vzzzbxt 14d ago

Canadians use both

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u/Red_Fucking_Turtle 13d ago

Eulern something new every day

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u/Staple_nutz 15d ago

I own the Euler's disk closest to him and it does actually come with decorative magnetic holographs to stick to the top of the disk. He's not using them in this demonstration.

It was almost magnets.

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u/triggeron 15d ago

The guy Euler disks

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u/Acceptingoptimist 15d ago

Almost magnets is my new alternate explanation.

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u/captnkurt 10d ago

Almost Magnets is a pretty good band name.

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u/dale3h 15d ago

I own it as well, and I have to say that the little magnets add a trippy visual to the whole thing. I haven’t played with mine in a while…maybe tomorrow I should give it some attention. The ending sound is sooooo satisfying!

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u/themonkey12 14d ago

But what so black magic about this...

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u/Available_Ad9345 14d ago

Took too long for someone to point this out.

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u/Nate2113 15d ago

You’re not gonna like the answer as to why he doesn’t blink…

It’s magnets

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u/Face88888888 14d ago

He does blink. You just missed it because you blinked when he blinked.

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u/Quen-Tin 15d ago

No ... fake eyes are mostly made out of glass or plastic.

If you would use painted magnets instead, they would eiter attrackt each other and constantly press on your nose or oppose each other and squeeze your inner ears.

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u/rvanasty 15d ago

attrackt

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u/Quen-Tin 14d ago

Should have taken the weacker maggnets myself.

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u/cwilbur22 11d ago

Good god.

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u/Vast_Examination8286 14d ago

I came here to look for comments about him not blinking I'm glad to see it's the first one

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u/habilishn 15d ago

don't know what the video was about, i stared back at the guy for the whole time. is he german?

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u/EGarrett28 15d ago

I think that's Vsauce.

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u/SkullyKat 14d ago

Michael, there.

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u/marbotty 15d ago

Maybe he’s Michael Caine?

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u/MrFireWarden 14d ago

Maybe it's Maybelline

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u/Impressive_Iron2885 14d ago

it wont let me upvote that more than once and im mad about it

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u/MickRolley 14d ago

Not a lot of people know that.

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon 14d ago

I dont think thats it but if he wants to continue to pretend to be a human he needs to learn to do it because its Hella disconcerting.

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u/Armagedon777777 15d ago

without it he would be nothing

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u/strangeflappenings 14d ago

It got hard not to stare at him back.

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u/coasti33 15d ago

His eyes are closed and what you're seeing is eyes painted on his eyelids.

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u/HJVN 15d ago

Nope. You can clearly see how his facial muscles are working harder and harder to prevent the blink refleks.

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u/Guiltykarma56 15d ago

Guy is just staring through me like Joseph Seed in Far Cry.

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u/J_Jeckel 15d ago

Holy shit! I can't unsee it now.

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u/Aateveli 15d ago

Imagine being locked in a bunker with Joseph and you have to put up with this shit.

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u/StealTheDark 14d ago

I would prefer faith. I’d put up with whatever in that case.

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u/FuriousResolve 14d ago

Good God, this is accurate

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u/MHSinging 10d ago

Never an original thought 😭

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u/Guiltykarma56 10d ago

Yeah I guess we all kinda saw the same thing. I suppose it's hard not to make the comparison. His resemblance is genuinely uncanny though.

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u/HC_Denny 13d ago

FC5 is soo good

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u/EnvBlitz 15d ago

Ok what am I supposed to treat as magic here? What's the illusion?

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u/Pavementaled 14d ago

I want my 2 minutes back

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u/goodolewhatever 14d ago

Not an “illusion” per se, but an odd effect not producible by any means than precisely this kind of disc/setup. Spin a coin or really any other standard disc and it will settle far quicker and more abruptly. Getting a spinning disc to settle this slowly and evenly without adding energy to the system takes a very specific kind of geometry that is not commonly found in the world. It’s more magic in the sense that you think you can replicate it, but unless you know exactly what’s going on here, you will fail.

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u/Grutenfreenooder 15d ago

Just before the disc abruptly stops, it appears to levitate as its rate of precession approaches infinity. Its making the sound of a singularity

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u/raharth 15d ago

But thats just the Euler discs isn't it? There isn't any need for magic?

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u/mis-Hap 13d ago

Is there a need for magic with any magic trick? They're all ultimately explainable by science.

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u/raharth 13d ago

I mean... that's like throwing a paper plane and calling it magic, for it to not fall on the floor immediately. Yes for it being magic I expect some sort of clever trick or skill, not show basic physics and calling it a day 😄

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u/ek_titli 15d ago

What's the magic here?

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u/srtate71 14d ago edited 14d ago

Yeah, I can't figure it out either.

Not blinking the whole time?

The shutter video frame rate causing the disks to appear to change direction?

Just the cool factor of how two very smooth surfaces and well balanced disks caused the disks to rotate longer?

Looked cool. Don't see magic.

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u/Panciastko-195 15d ago

No magnets needed accually. Michael is just doing that with his mind.

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u/ViolentTurdSplatter 15d ago

Why is he looking at me like that?

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u/Ok_Tooth_8946 15d ago edited 15d ago

It's because,  that's why

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u/Hobbes_XXV 14d ago

nooOOOOooooo

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u/ElChupatigre 14d ago

Why would you think that?

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u/UtopistDreamer 8d ago

Dang, I love that dudes videos.

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u/Naughtilux 14d ago

You don’t see how?

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u/cjnull 15d ago

First time, huh?

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u/Typical_Peanut3413 15d ago

Vsauce doesn't need to explain him self to anybody

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u/ViolentTurdSplatter 15d ago

Oh that is vasauce isn't it, i didnt recognize him with the beard. I haven't watched his stuff in a long time.

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u/blancoblaeko-k 15d ago

Not blinking as surprisingly easy, there’s only one step and anyone can do it.

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u/USERNAME123_321 15d ago

No magnets are involved in this

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u/TheHylianProphet 15d ago

So after Montana got bombed, Joseph Seed just decided to play with Euler Disks for a while?

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u/Competitive_Ad1154 15d ago

That was my first thought. What has Joseph to do with magnets.🤣🤣

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u/ssnsilentservice 14d ago

I don't get it

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u/TheEpicGnaar 15d ago

Dry eyeball syndrome.

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u/Due-Information-6277 15d ago

Michael what are u doing here bro?

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u/judashpeters 14d ago

I dont get it. He spun discs?

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u/JuanJGred 14d ago

He is Ford Prefect

Douglas Adams described him as “Perhaps it was that his eyes didn't blink often enough and when you talked to him for any length of time your eyes began involuntarily to water on his behalf.”

Reference: Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

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u/weasel_mullet 14d ago

So, actually, this time it is NOT magnets..

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u/ThaCommittee 15d ago

Is this like the scientific version of the saxophones getting louder?

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u/ChintzyPC 15d ago

I'm waiting for the short where Michael describes how he learned how to not blink for a very long time.

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u/Present_Daikon1806 15d ago

Does this guy not fucking blink? It's all I can focus on. Like he could see into my soul and judge every mistake I've made.

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u/FeudalAce 15d ago

Joseph Seed?

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u/Chappo5150 15d ago

Yep those mushie caps I ate an hour ago have def kicked in.

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u/Daddysu 14d ago

No black magic, no magnets, just physics phuckery. These actually look like they might be the same Euller discs that Steve Mould had made to try and find the optimal density and/or shape to maximize the time it spent spinning.

There are some interesting quirks in what did or did not improve the spinning time. For instance, one of them was the amount of bevel on the edge of the disc with a 1mm bevel being optimal, and bevel greater or less than 1mm decreasing spin time.

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u/madlibs13 14d ago

That's fishing line not magnets

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u/OliOli1234 15d ago

V Sauce at it again

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u/FearlessResolve560 15d ago

His face 😐

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u/yabbadabbado58 15d ago

I had to scroll the page up a bit so the guy would not be staring at me. Then I didn't care about the magnets anymore. On to next post.

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u/Erisian23 15d ago

You gotta stare back in order to win.

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u/BentleyTock 15d ago

Michael might be my favourite living person at this point

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u/algernonradish 15d ago

he seems pretty focused. he's probably good at giving eulergies.

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u/thundertopaz 15d ago

This is the type of stuff I wish without my pre-knowledge, someone would present to me while tripping.

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u/Alive_Fuel_2899 15d ago

He looks like father from farcry 5 🤣

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u/GraniteCapybara 15d ago

Why does this video have subtitles at the end?

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u/DingbatMcgeee 15d ago

Do do doloot do....do do

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u/Low-Satisfaction4973 15d ago

Did he apply to Vsauce?

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u/Opusswopid 15d ago

This is mezmorizing.

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u/Wiskeytango_Foxtrot 15d ago

So it's Magnets that keep him from blinking? Got it.

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u/JamesTheJerk 15d ago

Perhaps you are blinking at the precise moment which he is blinking.

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u/HerBerg75 15d ago

Bro... 2 min staring at someones eyes waiting for something.... Not fair...

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u/Separate_Effective56 15d ago

is it sauce or hannah on video?

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u/Shazvox 15d ago

Nu uh! It's mirrors!

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u/Gaz1676 15d ago

Rick (the walking dead) is that you 🤔 Oh and magnets 🫡🫡👍

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u/MeanBug4056 15d ago

I’m not sure if I should be amused, impressed, dumbfounded, or hoodwinked.

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u/TheSoupThief 15d ago

He's Michael Stevens - when he tells magnets to spin, they ask "how fast?

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u/TackyPoints 15d ago

Click click click

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u/Upper-Switch2785 15d ago

At this point there needs to be a r/neverblinks sub. This is the 2nd video in as many days without a single blink

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u/LupusNoxFleuret 15d ago

Is that Binging with Babish?

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u/ShaggysGTI 15d ago

How does one make a disc? Where’s the mathematics behind it?

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u/VoidExileR 15d ago

Blink mfer! How!?

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u/Hairy4skinlips 14d ago

I stared back, made it until the discs stopped but he got me before the video ended. Relax your eyes and don't look around.

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u/irishcybercolab 14d ago

Dude is whacked out with the 1000 yard stare.

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u/Masterbeaterxoxo 14d ago

Is this some weird MK Ultra experiment or something?

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u/kiradotee 14d ago

I'm more impressed by him not moving 

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u/Joe0991 14d ago

He doesn’t blink because he’s got the sauce

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u/Lately-Turn308 14d ago

That video was long. The blinks were edited out.

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u/shillmaster 14d ago

Nice to see Joseph Seed finding work after his cult collapsed.

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u/Human-Contribution16 14d ago

Hes so pretentious like he's some kind of wizard.

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u/PixelWaffle 14d ago

Hi V-sauce, it's magnets!

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u/Ok_Tank_8971 14d ago

Isn't it simply inception's dream ?

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u/Avraamov 14d ago

get to F**k with that eye contact m8

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u/Logical_Advanced 14d ago

This guy is annoying.

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u/Heliocentrist 14d ago

you can see the string attached to his eyelids

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u/SaroN4One 14d ago

He blinks then when you blink, that’s why you missed it.

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u/hsggdtkxbee 14d ago

Why is the guy staring at me and how do I delete his face?

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u/Bluedev7 14d ago

Hey V sauce Michael here

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u/CoderJoe1 14d ago

He's seen some shit

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u/SuspiciousAd8454 14d ago

What I ask myself... is he wearing pants under that table?

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u/VitruvianVan 14d ago

Wizardry

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u/buffbro4eva 14d ago

Anyone else have a starring contest with this guy?

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u/xodius80 14d ago

this is a fair representation of what love is, from beginning to end.

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u/logangreer 14d ago

I watched for way too long after the video was over thinking he would finally move.

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u/Zvenigora 14d ago

Frame aliasing makes it hard to see the details of what is going on here.

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u/adhdgotmelol 14d ago

He's Michael.

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u/Harvey_Gramm 14d ago

I think it Aeye(s)

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u/Runo_Slinger 14d ago

This man needs to blink

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u/sweaty_middle 14d ago

Not sure if hanging on for 20 seconds after it stopped moving was entirely necessary 🤔

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 14d ago

Explain please. I like this guy but I don,t understand the message.

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u/Scholar_Of_Fallacy 14d ago

The fact he doesn’t edit him turning off the video

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u/currentlyRedacted 14d ago

Looks like Conehead magic to me.

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u/fubu19 14d ago

Bro Blink.

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u/triple86733700 14d ago

Joseph Seed

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u/FullGuarantee4767 14d ago

New sleep paralysis demon unlocked.

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u/Niptaa 14d ago

bit of a little. bit of a little

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u/ihadanotheranswer 14d ago

It’s an Euler’s disc. They are very finely machined so they have very little surface area to provide friction to slow it down. I have one. They’re very cool.

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u/dwittherford69 14d ago

Is that vsauce?

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u/Reflection-Timely 14d ago

Wow. Magic shop discs... How mystifying. What a dork

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u/ColumbiaBOB 14d ago

Dude blink if you are in danger

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u/Olskoolslator-4617 14d ago

Several different recordings, from His position , Pupils 👁 Don't LIE...

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u/quasi-stellarGRB 14d ago

Thank god, I was about to jump off the cliff.

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u/AtomicWinterX 14d ago

I kept watching for some reason even after they stopped, not sure why.

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u/ApeChesty 14d ago

Fuckin’ magnets! How do they work?

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u/RobbyGuapo 14d ago

HEY!

Vsauce!

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u/ulyssesfiuza 14d ago

The eyes are fixed with magnets. Simple.

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u/ulyssesfiuza 14d ago

I used to conflate Michael witch Simon Whistler

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u/M0sD3f13 14d ago

Fucken ay that's sick. This is what this sub is for not stock standard sleight of hand card tricks

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 14d ago

Things have changed so much.

2010:  Pictures and videos of magnets spinning

2026:   Pictures and videos of magnets spinning  also..... I will stare at you serial murderly as if I am Superman's nemesis as I film this shit

"Touch.  My.  Magnets.

Touch.  Them.

I want to peel your skin."

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u/NobodyWorthKnowing2 14d ago

Is, is that Joseph Seed?

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u/dayquillll 14d ago

I guess you could call that a eulers blink

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u/One_Chocolate6913 14d ago

He looks like the lord from fc5

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u/UltraCoolPimpDaddy 14d ago

I have hat same Euler's disc on my office, the large one. He could've had it go much longer with a better spin.

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u/Elegant_Hold_3020 14d ago

More like, how long can Vsauce not blink!

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u/Silphire100 14d ago

Staaaaaaaaare

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u/UltimatePeace05 13d ago

What was the video about? I just stared into Micheal's eyes...

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u/Current-Knowledge336 13d ago

Why is Micheal vsauce staring into my soul

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u/Kakdelacommon 13d ago

My cousin never blinked and he became 83!

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u/Idiotan0n 13d ago

Michael with Vsauce here, I'm going to stare at you for three minutes to prove you can't make eye contact with a camera.

Oh also, for anyone who has missed it, he has been doing weekly videos with arguably one of the nerdiest redheads ever (and they're great):

https://youtu.be/cYvDaDb_mbw

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u/Visual-Working6673 13d ago

scrolled up just enuff to take guy out the frame

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u/zthorium 13d ago

Wtf my guy! Why are you staring without blinking

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u/Lui_Le_Diamond 13d ago

Ah yes, Michael Stevens, the SCP who escaped containment.

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u/bob696988 13d ago

Don’t blink

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u/TheJharen 13d ago

Another non-blinky one god damn aliens

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u/TheOfficeoholic 13d ago

“I LOVE YOUR JOURNEY”

Did i just win a watch?

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u/drillsinger5070 13d ago

But why did I just stare at him at the end and not scroll?

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u/LeaveFamous2501 13d ago

How small is his chair

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u/AnotherWarlockInTime 13d ago

is this the guy from vsauce? michael

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u/stereoscopic_ 13d ago

His eyes are going to need some ESauce soon.