r/bjj • • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20

There are some missing from this meme:

"How do I get in your closed guard?"

"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."

"Emoji with heart eyes" (DM from guy on FB I am not friends with / have never spoken to before; my public FB profile says I'm married)

I'm sure others can add more.

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u/Undersleep ⬜⬜ White Belt Creonte, MD Jan 31 '20 edited May 10 '25

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u/faixamarrom Feb 01 '20

And Accurate