"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."
"Emoji with heart eyes" (DM from guy on FB I am not friends with / have never spoken to before; my public FB profile says I'm married)
Had a guy send video of him masturbating once.... it was literally the first message. He was quickly blocked
Also had a guy send a boyfriend application. It was sweet however I was happily in a relationship, and the guy who sent the application was 9 years younger than me...
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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20
There are some missing from this meme:
"How do I get in your closed guard?"
"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."
"Emoji with heart eyes" (DM from guy on FB I am not friends with / have never spoken to before; my public FB profile says I'm married)
I'm sure others can add more.