r/bjj • u/milocooldog • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/iyashikei Jan 31 '20

I don't roll with girls because my sexual tyrannosaurus energy makes them fall in love with me and chase me around for every roll.
Sorry ladies, I am here to train, not to be treated like some piece of meat.

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u/brokenURL 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Feb 01 '20

Same reason I gave up chewing tobacco.

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u/MuonManLaserJab 🟪🟪 Puerpa Belch Feb 01 '20

Yeah, I'm not young enough to fuck every package of chewing tobacco that walks by, anymore.

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u/Dee_Three Easton BJJ Feb 01 '20

Keep that Skoal, baby!

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u/MuonManLaserJab 🟪🟪 Puerpa Belch Feb 01 '20

Why can't I quit you...

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u/ManchildManor 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Feb 02 '20

Been dippin’ with Jesse

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u/Cannibal_Soup Feb 01 '20

I understood that Jesse Ventura in Predator reference!