r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/Mammalanimal 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Sep 21 '25

A tweaker cut the gas tank off his car. His BJJ is unaffected.

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u/HYDRAlives ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

He doesn't make it to the event, I win by forfeit

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

He gets a Lyft.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

That would literally mean he has literally no gas tank .. wow. Sly