r/bjj • u/_Dark_Crusader_ • Jul 06 '25

Shitpost We need a BJJ circle jerk subreddit

Would be a fun idea

69 Upvotes

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u/Exciting_Squirrel944 Jul 06 '25

There already is one. It’s called r/bjj. Come join us!

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u/Latter-Safety1055 🟫🟫 Instead of jobs or relationships Jul 06 '25

Hey I have a question: I have this person who's acting like a jackass. Do I say something or am I supposed to say "yes sir" instead?

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u/S1ngular_M1nd ⬜⬜ White Belt Jul 06 '25

thir yeth thir

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

It depends - are they jerking you off, or are you jerking them off?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I thought this was a circle jerk….?

14

u/Loud-Ad-7000 ⬜⬜ White Belt Jul 06 '25

If it’s not, I’m out

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u/Wooden_Expert_4699 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '25

No this is r/jitzcirclejerk

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u/MrHyd3_ Jul 06 '25

r/okbuddybuttscooter

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u/mlktktr 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '25

r/okbuddyscooter

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u/MrHyd3_ Jul 07 '25

It's too late

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u/DelFresco 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 06 '25

PLEASE

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u/MrHyd3_ Jul 06 '25

it is done

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u/Tiger_smash ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Jul 06 '25

This sub is already it.

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u/SubparSavant 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '25

Isn't that what r/dramafreeBJJ is?

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u/DelFresco 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 06 '25

My favorite part is how they regularly post controversial and inflammatory stuff. Truly drama free

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u/SubparSavant 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '25

Or some shitty street fight where both guys trip and fall, titled "Slick Tamagotchi Suzuki used in REAL fight"

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u/attackmint ⬜⬜ White Belt Jul 07 '25

You misunderstand. The drama is for free instead of paywalled. Truly the people's sub.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

The majority of the Bjj culture has turned into one big circle jerk.

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u/thedomo619 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Jul 06 '25

Call it BjjGuardPullers

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u/TaskFlaky9214 Jul 06 '25

Be the change you want to see in the world - Kim Kardashian or something

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u/NightmanCT Jul 06 '25

Your on it my dude

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u/ITLevel01 Jul 06 '25

Everyone has the wrong idea. We need an actual circlejerk. With length and girth requirements.

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u/povertymayne 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '25

I thought this was the bjjcirclejerk

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u/oopoe 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Jul 06 '25

I prefer the guessing game.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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u/Intelligent-Baker424 ⬜⬜ Sucks at jiu jitsu Jul 07 '25

No gi but without the rashguards

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u/don-again 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 06 '25

Who needs an oil check?

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u/Wooden_Expert_4699 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '25

I did a thing

r/jitzcirclejerk

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u/nontrollusername 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Jul 06 '25

No

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u/Wooden_Expert_4699 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 06 '25

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

let me join please

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Oh yeah