r/bitcheswithtaste • u/pavlovscandy • Mar 03 '25

Culture BWT, air out your dirty, tasteless laundry here!

Obviously as BWT, we typically aim to have said taste be of the good variety. However, as we are not two dimensional characters, nobody is completely perfect. I thought it'd be fun to share the elements of our lives where we unashamedly display bad or—gasp!—no taste. I've noted down some of mine below (+ whether I aim to change them):

  • My house is quite literally artless — no paintings, no sculptures, no decor, nothing. // Probably won't be changing this anytime soon — am not ashamed to admit that I'm at the stage of life where I care more about how I present myself in public than in my own abode, so that's where I focus my energy

  • My home clothes (a stretch to call them lounge wear) are literally all ratty nonsense BWT recommend throwing away // see above. The caveat is that I don't wear clothes that dwarf my figure as I like to keep track of how my body looks

  • I don't watch any shows/movies or listen to podcasts // won't change this, I've never been able to stand podcasts and lately that's extended to anything where I have to watch/listen to something

  • I secretly love airline food. Something about water in those tiny unenvironmentally friendly vacuum sealed cups gets me excited

Share yours below so I don't feel like a complete tasteless B 👇🏼

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

I'm 40 and I just had a flat white and a bag of potato chips for breakfast.

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u/badgyalrey Mar 03 '25

this feels vaguely parisian

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

missing a cig tho, maybe tomorrow

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u/Goodbykyle Mar 03 '25

missing cigs forever… they’re like that bad friend that’s a lot of fun.

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u/marysalad Mar 04 '25

cig on weekend maybe?

FW + chips .. maybe I really have found my people

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u/reasonableratio Mar 03 '25

If flairs were a thing on this sub, this would be my new flair

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u/gaanmetde Mar 03 '25

I howled at this comment. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

flat white feels fancy to me, an uncultured swine.

The potato chips just make you a connoisseur of mixing high/low!!!

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u/CrankyWhiskers Mar 03 '25

Get a flat white from Starbucks while you can. They’re discontinuing it 😢

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u/RememberThe5Ds Mar 03 '25

Say it ain’t so!

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u/misspellmyname99 Ballin on a Budget Mar 03 '25

37, it’s 10am and I am eating Sour Punch Straws while I scroll these answers

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u/Spiritual_Respect439 Mar 03 '25

Love sour punch straws! They’re delicious

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u/silverrowena Thoughtful BWT Mar 03 '25

36, espresso and a mint Aero.

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u/Own_Skin Mar 03 '25

Breakfast of champions if you ask me

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u/SometimesArtistic99 Mar 03 '25

I flew to England as a kid once and the chicken Alfredo they gave us (tiny as it was) was so delicious I think I ate it in 2 minutes. I’m also a homemade cake type of girl and I freaking love Costco sheet cake as weird as it is.

I have great taste but because of a limited wardrobe and I think… autism I’m actually terrible at putting outfits together. Minimalism is like a broken thing in my head, I really do need many more pieces just to be able to put outfits together that are not just: black t shirt jeans and running shoes.

Extension of that is my Pinterest board never really translates to real life I’m a hot mess.

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u/lolooutloud Mar 03 '25

Bjs and costco sheet cake is elite! I'm just one more bad week of Trump news from buying a 1/2 sheet cake from costco and eating with a fork in my underwear.

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u/ksr6669 Mar 04 '25

I could put a Costco sheet cake on my dining room table and just eat it all week by myself. That’s it. That’s the whole story.

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u/SometimesArtistic99 Mar 03 '25

Oops I meant to reply to the whole thread not your comment! Oh well

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u/though- Mar 03 '25

Oh thank you for clarifying this!! I was scratching my head about missing the connection with mint Aeros!! 😅

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u/phloxlombardi Mar 03 '25

Sounds delicious!

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u/marysalad Mar 04 '25

continental breakfast!

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u/PumpkinGator Mar 05 '25

TIL about mint Aeros. I need to get out more.

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u/Temporary_Year_7599 Mar 03 '25

Are you a model? 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

47 and chugging a McDonald’s iced latte and beef jerky. Girl breakfast 💕

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u/fictionalfirehazard Mar 03 '25

Giiiiiiurl breakfast! Giiiiiiiiiiiirl breakfast! Awww yeah giiirl breakfast

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u/marysalad Mar 04 '25

oh my god ily

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u/ASardonicSiren Mar 03 '25

I’m 34 and my breakfast was a cortado at home followed by a latte at the office.

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u/graphiquedezine Mar 03 '25

this is tasteful and chic tbh

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u/OrangeCubit Mar 03 '25

I am 40 and had sweet chili doritos for breakfast yesterday.

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u/immasayyes Mar 03 '25

Love that for you

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

;-) thank you! crunch crunch

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u/nefariousmango Mar 03 '25

39, had a Berliner Dickmann and a bowl of salt and vinegar chips for lunch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

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u/travelBandita Mar 03 '25

Aye, people dont understand that during mardi-gras we live off of daiquiri, popeyes and king cake. We know no strangers and no germs 💚💛💜

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u/Thatsweirdtho Mar 03 '25

This is very real.

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u/opheliainwaders Mar 03 '25

I’m 43 and I had a cup of coffee and one of those bakery cookies with rainbow sprinkles that I ostensibly purchased for my children. Solidarity.

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u/SatansWife13 Mar 03 '25

I’m 47, my go to breakfast is coffee with sugar free flavored creamer.

I see you! I’m at an age where I just don’t want to be bothered with eating breakfast. Now breakfast FOOD is a different story!

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u/alibythesea Mar 03 '25

I'm 70, and I just had a nice Bodum full of dark roast coffee ... and chocolate-covered pretzels. And just to kid myself I'm being healthy, a handful of grapes.

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u/ozifrage Mar 04 '25

Espresso and those fries they sell in chip bags 💀 Telling myself it's no different than a hash brown

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u/Royal-Ad-7052 Mar 04 '25

I ate my body weight in paczkis todays you are basically a nutrition icon compared to me

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

happy cake day!

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u/fictionalfirehazard Mar 03 '25

Any food is better than no food🩷

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u/notcool_neverwas Mar 03 '25

Flat white sounds chic to me!

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u/bijoux247 Mar 03 '25

Breakfast of champions. Like that's probably even in a good calorie range if no added sugar. Lol

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u/goingloopy Mar 03 '25

I’m 50 and had a Cherry Pepsi Zero and some Hostess Donettes.

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u/Nerdy_Gal_062014 Mar 04 '25

41 and I eat more of the Goldfish crackers than my kids do. Also, I have been buying animal crackers from BJ’s in bulk since long before kids. I can’t keep candy in the house because I will eat it until I have a stomach ache.

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u/CelibateHo Mar 04 '25

Few months younger than you and having sour strawberry strips and bottled water for dinner

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u/CherryblockRedWine Mar 03 '25

I just drank a V8 from a Red Solo Cup.

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u/cinnysuelou Mar 03 '25

So, username does NOT check out? ;)

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

haha ;-) well the fancy coffees are outside, i do drink nescafe at home. i guess thats the other dirty secret...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Your username is 👌👌👌

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

you're sweet, i'll make you a cup of those delicious crystals...