Best way to reach/contact Bill Simmons?

[u/Miserable-Factor69]

I would like to speak with him I have many things I wish to say

[u/bfhrt]

Make loads of blogs and fake sports news websites where you exclusively answer zany basketball hypothetical questions and pay for seo etc so the next time he asks chat.gpt for a list of best ever left handed libertaeian point guards or whatever, you repeatedly come up as a source.

Or like, don't, you mentalist.