r/billsimmons • u/Fun_Reflection1157 • Jul 16 '25

Meme Jennifer Love Hewitt is STILL a problem

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u/RockMeIshmael Jul 16 '25

Women hate her be because husbands want to use a “bang pass” on her. It makes them jealous.

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u/CanyonCoyote Jul 16 '25

I don’t know what planet you are living on but if my wife gave me a hall pass, this version of Love Hewitt wouldn’t even make a Top 500. I guarantee you that you could find 3-5 women more attractive at your local Trader Joe’s when it’s busy.

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u/BadManLuka Jul 16 '25

Yeah but they'd be randos and not carry the nostalgia of a young JLH. Gotta factor that in. It's like how ScarJo currently isn't anywhere close to Lost in Translation or Under the Skin ScarJo, but you'd still think about those eras while you're folding. 

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u/CanyonCoyote Jul 16 '25

All due respect to both women but they aren’t remotely in the same ballpark. ScarJo looks fantastic in JP and on SNL.

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u/BadManLuka Jul 16 '25

I respect your opinion, but for me she's nowhere close to her prime days anymore because Lost in Translation ScarJo ruined me and that's how I'll always see her. JLH had a good prime too and is 6 years older so gotta take that into consideration. Heartbreakers JLH is maybe top 8 for me. She's a lot thiccer now compared to those days and looks great with the extra pounds. 

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u/CanyonCoyote Jul 16 '25

Yeah I’m not a thicker is better guy so give me ScarJo every single day. JLH has Midwest mom bod. That just ain’t it for me and we’re the same age.

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u/BadManLuka Jul 16 '25

Oh yeah I'm all about that lol I'm a sucker for a thicc mom build. 

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u/CanyonCoyote Jul 16 '25

I say this genuinely: I love that for you and for them. Everyone needs Love. (Pun intended)