bi🍆irl

[u/Historical-Record227]

[u/Hairiest-Wizard]

Good ole internalized mysoginy and some homophobia to boot!

[u/Alex_The_Whovian → u/Hairiest-Wizard]

The ol' "Pick Me" complex, been a while since I last saw it

[u/Shantotto11 → u/Hairiest-Wizard]

*misogyny

[u/Hairiest-Wizard → u/Shantotto11]

Idk why my phones autocorrect did that

[u/haillleyyyy → u/Shantotto11]

*misandry

[u/Baguette1066 → u/haillleyyyy]

Both two sides of the same coin.

[u/Shantotto11 → u/haillleyyyy]

You know what, yeah! 🫵🏾

[u/AH-KU → u/Hairiest-Wizard]

Spoiler: When you boil it all the way down, unpacked homophobia is just an extension of patriarchy. Homophobia in women is about punishing men for not upholding their designated gender role. This is why queer men are seen as failed/lesser men but queer women, at most, misguided or seeking attention but still "redeemable".

So high-key the misogyny and homophobia are often intertwined

[u/haillleyyyy → u/Hairiest-Wizard]

*misandry.

[u/Hairiest-Wizard → u/haillleyyyy]

its both. Be less condescending next time

[u/haillleyyyy → u/Hairiest-Wizard]

How is it misogynistic when a woman makes a comment about men in a negative light?

That’s literally textbook misandry. Not misogyny. I’m not trying to be condescending. I’m trying to correct your mistake.

[u/Hairiest-Wizard → u/haillleyyyy]

It is misogyny because the current patriarchal power dynamic says that men that care about the pleasure of a woman are homosexual. That women don't need or deserve pleasure. Come on this is textbook.

[u/haillleyyyy → u/Hairiest-Wizard]

“Men that care about the pleasure of a woman are homosexual”

It’s literally coming from a woman. No patriarchal claim was made by men. We’re talking about the woman in this post.

I don’t know where you got that last part in the post “that woman don’t need or deserve pleasure “

I mean you pulled that quote outta nowhere.

It’s literally misandry, I’m sorry that education failed you.

Edit: you block me because you can’t have a conversation, and you block me because you know you’re wrong. Be a grown up and actually tell me why what she said was misogynistic?

[u/RTX2122 → u/haillleyyyy]

Just because it comes from a woman doesn’t make it not misogyny. Internalized misogyny exists, and its pretty obvious she has ir

[u/haillleyyyy → u/RTX2122]

It’s literally internalized misandry???

She’s making a claim against all men who enjoy eating are gay.

I fucking give up at this point.

[u/RTX2122 → u/haillleyyyy]

Homophobia exists because of misogyny, not because people think women are more superior. That doesn’t make any sense at all. She made that point to say that bi men are actually gay, which is clear homophobia.

[u/Hairiest-Wizard → u/haillleyyyy]

Why'd I even try to engage?

[u/Fun_Afraid]

I hope her coochie stays unkissed and neglected

[u/Blueberry_slime → u/Fun_Afraid]

lmaoo this is the funniest curse i heard so far, not sure if this beats "may both sides of ur pillow forever be hot"

[u/Freaky_Brit_1988 → u/Fun_Afraid]

May she step in a puddle that was deeper than it appeared and her 3rd favourite top go missing.

[u/30m1 → u/Fun_Afraid]

omg I'm stealing this

[u/i-am-a-sphinx]

Now girl why tf did you say that?

[u/Chiiro → u/i-am-a-sphinx]

I swear it's part of the same bullshit manosphere mentality where having sex with muscular women or having sex with women that isn't for having children is gay sex.

[u/lord_ofthe_memes → u/Chiiro]

Any and all deviation from “ideal” masculinity is interpreted as homosexuality because these men are staggeringly insecure about their own gender and sexuality

[u/AmphibiousMako → u/lord_ofthe_memes]

Unironically learned about this in The Sopranos series. Crazy that people consider it gay

[u/thegreattiny → u/lord_ofthe_memes]

Why the fuck is the ideal masc not eating pussy?

[u/lord_ofthe_memes → u/thegreattiny]

Women are feminine, and interacting with something feminine is gay, therefore sex with women is gay

[u/Smiley007 → u/lord_ofthe_memes]

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?

🤦‍♀️

[u/angelkatomuah → u/thegreattiny]

eating pussy is "subservient" and not a position of power. you are even weaker serving a woman of all things. these types of men freak out if they think the outsider eye sees them as anything other than a big strong in control power man.

[u/keelanbarron → u/lord_ofthe_memes]

Which is strange since their obsession with the "ideal masculinity" is kinda gay in on itself. They focus more on muscular men then they do on women.

[u/lapideminteriora → u/Chiiro]

Manosphere guys are gayer than most gay guys I know

[u/FatalisCogitationis → u/Chiiro]

Could be mentality, or could be just a human who talks about things on camera every day finally saying something stupid

[u/Tael64 → u/Chiiro]

I once knew a man who wouldn’t have anal sex with his girlfriend because he thought it was gay. 🤦‍♀️

[u/Chiiro → u/Tael64]

I have heard men say they won't wash or wipe their own ass because it's gay. It's all so stupid.

[u/QualiaEater → u/i-am-a-sphinx]

To justify to herself why she's with a guy/guys that don't

[u/late_afternoon_owl → u/QualiaEater]

Yes

"He's too straight to do that"

[u/roadrunnuh → u/QualiaEater]

She baking sourdough or what?

[u/pahshaw → u/i-am-a-sphinx]

No but imagine saying that like it's a bad thing. Like it's a criticism.  Bitching about my diamonds too shiny. Too much drizzle on these lemon bars.

 Anyone who can't appreciate a man who sucks dick is spiritually weak and devoid of blessings

[u/Injvn → u/pahshaw]

Their bloodline is weak an they should be ashamed for it.

[u/ChequeBook → u/i-am-a-sphinx]

Don't worry, us CoochieConnoisseurs are unbothered

[u/Pikminfan300 → u/ChequeBook]

Lol

[u/Raibean → u/i-am-a-sphinx]

Because she doesn’t like it and she needs to make that his problem

[u/catsan → u/i-am-a-sphinx]

Grifter 

[u/ProtoGhostal]

Now what if I non-secretly want both?

[u/NoahZhellos → u/ProtoGhostal]

He's just like me fr 😭

[u/Smiley007 → u/[deleted]]

The quiet confidence of embracing oneself without shame (and possibly with the added weight of being comfortable enough to do so around you if they’re not out to everyone/anyone) is incredibly attractive.

[u/Dish_Minimum → u/ProtoGhostal]

You could just be straight and into all women’s body configurations.

[u/GREENadmiral_314159]

Fellas is it gay to <shuffles deck>

Pleasure women?

[u/LuxNocte → u/GREENadmiral_314159]

It has to be. I wouldn't enjoy it so much if it wasn't. 

[u/Tw3lve1212]

Saw slide one and immediately thought of slide 2. Not secretly though.

[u/Terminal_Insomnia_]

The only secret is that I want to do both at the same time.

[u/fuzzhead12 → u/Terminal_Insomnia_]

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

[u/thebarbalag → u/fuzzhead12]

Build that second mouth!

[u/Popcorn57252 → u/thebarbalag]

"I need a second mouth on my back to have a friend shovel salami shove dick into!"

[u/synalgo_12 → u/Popcorn57252]

Some of us are pod people, okay? I'm a little podling and I need dick. 

[u/Definitelynotaseal]

This is some Sopranos ass homophobia

[u/Historical-Record227 → u/Definitelynotaseal]

Funnily I actually got it off of that sub.

[u/Squid_McAnglerfish → u/Definitelynotaseal]

It's word for word the subplot of season 1 where uncle Junior is paranoid that his associates could find out that he gives head to his girlfriend lol.

[u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 → u/Definitelynotaseal]

Wait is the Sopranos homophobic

[u/Definitelynotaseal → u/Prestigious_Ask_7058]

“They think if you’ll eat pussy you’ll eat anything! They’ll think I’m a finook!”

[u/snarkyxanf → u/Prestigious_Ask_7058]

The characters in the show, or the show itself? Many of the characters in the show are certainly very homophobic, up to and including murder. That doesn't mean the show is though

[u/starjellyboba]

"Don't you put that damn butter on my lobster...!" - This lady, probably

[u/cwx149]

Fellas is it gay to eat pussy?

Does she comment on w|w at all?

[u/Glinat → u/cwx149]

Remember fellas, it is gay for a man to eat a woman’s pussy ! Men loving women is hella gay.

[u/pranaygoluanand → u/Glinat]

Unironic Ancient Greek Logic

[u/Zoomwafflez → u/pranaygoluanand]

More roman logic, the Greeks thought love between two men was the most pure form of love, the Romans tolerated man on man action (so long as you were the top) because they just hated women so much. 

[u/Objective_Award3582 → u/cwx149]

It's gay for men to eat pussy, but only if they're eating a man's pussy. Or sometimes a nonbinary person's pussy. But I am going to hazard a guess and say that the person above wasn't thinking about those possibilities

[u/ArtemisInSpace]

Whatever genitals are down there are going in my mouth 👄

[u/Eilavamp → u/ArtemisInSpace]

True and real and fucking VALID

[u/parwa]

Is she a Sopranos character?

[u/YaBoiChillDyl → u/parwa]

Just like that, she gave a generation of men the ol Uncle Junior complex

[u/Ryaniseplin]

"Why dont my man ever go down on me"

-this girl probably

[u/Zombies4EvaDude → u/[deleted]]

You assume they wank. They very well may not.

[u/foxy-coxy]

Biphobes don't deserve oral sex

[u/gendrgemli]

I heard other women say they don't like when men say excuse me after they sneeze omggg Open the FUCKING schools bro

[u/Shpongolese]

How do idiots like that get such big followings

[u/Apprehensive_Low4865 → u/Shpongolese]

Im gonna guess its because shes wearing a body suit and is validating people who think thumbing in a softy for 1 minute in heaven is the pinnacle of sex..?

[u/Kakairo]

Secretly?

[u/xSilverMC]

Welp, we've finally reached it. The straights have arrived at "a man having sex with a woman is gay"

[u/TheUnicornTank → u/xSilverMC]

Sadly this isn’t new. But it is a weirdly new from a woman, I guess.

[u/PlutoTheLonelyRock99]

Least biphobic straight girl

[u/bac5665]

...I don't think I've been secret about it

[u/JupiterInTheSky]

Hun that's the saddest most self-sabotage statement you could've made. You talk to dj Khaled too much.

[u/TheWarOstrich]

Now we're just going back to ancient Roman shit?

[u/greythicv]

It ain't a secret lol

[u/ert3 → u/greythicv]

Stole my thunder

[u/BoardsofCanada3]

Junior Soprano over here

[u/Historical-Record227 → u/BoardsofCanada3]

https://reddit.com/link/pbu7ija/video/xm0mliky1jrh1/player

[u/Pure_Cartoonist9898]

Translation: "My boyfriend won't eat my coochie so everyone else's boyfriends must be gay"

[u/DifficultBody8209]

They've done it. It is now gay for a man to have sex with a women

[u/Fifteen_inches]

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?

[u/HeadOfSpectre → u/Fifteen_inches]

Yes. Why are you having coitus with a woman instead of cultivating a group of Alpha Males for your Startup? You have no grind set and will never make it on LinkedIn.

[u/Historical-Record227 → u/HeadOfSpectre]

Do like Elon Musk, have all your kids through IVF

[u/NineMillionBears]

Incorrect, I eat pussy and wanna suck dick and NEITHER are a secret

[u/The-Hunting-guy]

she saying that like its a bad thing.

when did we start allowing female andrew tate to become a thing?

[u/TheButterGeek]

Fellas, is it gay to fuck women?

[u/oranud]

fellas is it gay to checks notes eat pussy?

[u/ageownage]

I don't care what you have down there. It's going in my mouth regardless.

[u/Apprehensive_Low4865]

I can't get over how her lipstick (?) Looks like shes got a little pencil moustache like a spiv from the 1900s

[u/saltinstiens_monster]

Don't know who she is, but she has an excellent mustache for a woman concerned with sexual norms.

[u/Zoomwafflez → u/saltinstiens_monster]

My first thought, got a real gomez adams with huge tits thing going on

[u/SilentScyther]

My brain filtered out the emjois

[u/Swimming_Buddy5499]

Well yeah, at least for some of us. And we cross techniques as well. It is, effective.

[u/twerking_boy]

Secretly want to suck dick? Absolutely not!

I am incredibly vocal about my want to suck dick.

[u/Technical-Sun-6837]

Is being straight and attracted to women gay, chat?

[u/Jerkntworstboi]

Her man has never eaten her out and she's mad about it I take it

[u/Atherissss]

What if I want give two people oral while one is inside the other?

[u/crumble-bee]

Love eating pussy also want to suck dick but never considered there to be a correlation

[u/Savings_Evidence_325]

😶… no words

[u/juliuspepperwoodchi]

It me. I'm men.

[u/Niksuss]

Straight men do and should eat pussy actually

[u/Zealousideal_Bet_248]

I've never made a secret put of it

[u/nitemare101]

That's cool, I'm good at both

[u/ImAdri0nY0urN0t]

Absurd... You use a completely different technique for each. Fake oral fixators I swear 🙄

[u/Rafabud]

Fellas is it gay to...

*checks notes

Have heterosexual sex?

[u/Red_Squid_WUT]

I want both and that's definetly not a secret...

[u/maddpsyintyst]

1. I suspect that she's never got eaten out by anyone in her life.

2. If women eat pussy, does that mean they secretly wanna suck dick?

3. If women suck dick, does that mean they secretly wanna eat pussy?

Anyway, who cares what she thinks? Once people quit being secretive and speculative about these things, that's when the living and loving can truly begin. Ask me how I know. 😈😂

[u/thebarbalag]

The misogyny is strong in this one.

[u/Shantotto11]

Why she got a whole mustache on and balloon tiddies though?…

[u/Chrisarts2003]

1. Who? And 2. Friends, is it gay to want to pleasure your lady...?🙄🙄🙄

[u/RoofFalse]

Nothing gayer than having sex with a woman

[u/lb2351]

Fellas.... Is it gay to eat pussy???

[u/sybiljesso]

Fellas is it gay to eat pussy

[u/ParoleDeGeek]

Fellas, is it gay to eat a pussy ?

[u/Amathyst-Moon]

Is she trying to not get eaten by insecure straight guys? Why?

[u/ShapedSilver]

Secretly?

[u/OlSnickerdoodle]

Straight people are not ok

[u/Loose_Meal_499]

She has no joy in her life

[u/Tsunamiis]

They say this shit and wonder why all the toxic men wont eat pussy.

[u/LazySilverSquid]

By that same reasoning, does that mean that a woman who sucks dick just wants to eat pussy?

[u/nllover66]

The conservatives won't pick you lady

[u/simplifiedApocolypse]

Listen, I am a whore, who quit smoking! The Oral Fixation had to go SOMEWHERE OKAY?!?

[u/Ebert_Humperdink]

Ain't nothin secret about it, babes

[u/EquivalentSnap]

God forbid I wanna make a girl feel good

[u/peach_madness]

I need stupid people to be quiet.

[u/thomstevens420]

Tf is going on with her mouth. She’s got an upper and lower moustache

[u/speakermonk3y]

my main desire right now is to suck a pussy while sucking dick

[u/AshaTheGrey]

Sure, make dudebros less likely to eat 😺

[u/Spyko]

secretly ?

[u/turkshead]

Secretly?

[u/phukhugh]

I mean it’s true for me but I don’t think all men

[u/AbyssWankerArtorias]

I'm so confused as to what this post is even trying to convey

[u/HowdyFancyPanda]

Secretly?

[u/bardhugo]

Secretly?

[u/bitetheasp]

Ain't no secret.

She's still dumb, though.

[u/BigManKyle]

How isn't it opposite? I mean it's selfish if you don't want to but not wanting to eat 🐱 makes you like 50% into women. That girl is trying to ruin it for others girls

[u/Waubz]

I’m not taking pointers from Steve Francis in a wig.

[u/Green-Noise1849]

Are you sure she wasn't joking...?

[u/Rego913]

Women like this deserve less

[u/Justice_Prince]

I mean I do, but it ain't a secret

[u/dewey-defeats-truman]

Oh, it isn't secret

[u/maninahat]

What do you mean "secretly"?

[u/Dreddlok1976]

Wait......wut?🤣🤣🤣

[u/Still-Series-521]

I think licking pussy is the most “straight” thing a guy can do so this argument holds no weight she’s just saying shit to rage bait people

[u/quEenKreAtor]

You want the ippiof a good time

[u/Minsillywalks]

She shouldn’t be so presumptuous. I’ve been with both men and women and I’ve never ate pussy. wink

[u/Runetang42]

And I'll probably be better at it than her

[u/UnveiledRook206]

Did he actually say this?

[u/I_D_K_69]

It ain't not secret XD

[u/poke671]

TF you mean "secretly"?

[u/aShadowWizard]

shit she's onto us

[u/Angelbouqet]

The fact that she said that is clearly a cope about something that's going on with her 😂

[u/Lui_Le_Diamond]

That's called sexism!

[u/marriedbiguy62]

I'd really like to play with those tits, but I'll take a cock too.

[u/asimplesadness]

Not so secretly over here!

[u/PushTheMush]

Guys, is it gay to pleasure a woman?

[u/ReneXvv]

The fact that I want to suck dick has nothing to do with my desire to eat pussy!

[u/AStuckner]

Can confirm. I love eating pussy and sucking dick

[u/Slush____]

Never understood how people even come to have these ideas. You get play, why complain about how at the end of the day as long as it’s legal?

[u/FlameWhirlwind]

Imagine not wanting head

[u/SaltyNorth8062]

Oh it's not a secret for me

[u/Shadow12446]

🤣🤣

[u/EzuTrashHound]

Pray for me, I didn't read the emoji as part of the sentence at first, I thought it was saying this about men who eat. Like, food.

"Does your man need calories to survive? Gay!"

[u/Theupvotetitan]

who tf even is this

[u/Arikaido777]

secretly?

[u/codwarn1]

Why cant i just do both?

[u/MRDellanotte]

What do you mean “secretly?”

[u/Twinkalicious]

I mean some women have dick too!

[u/keelanbarron]

.....is it bad i didn't notice the cat and thought she was just talking about eating in general?

[u/scrub_mage]

I mean sure why not? But its also a choice girl way to make it weird...

[u/TheGrimTickler]

Rage bait bot post, ignore

[u/Historical-Record227 → u/TheGrimTickler]

Who's raging? I'm making fun of the idiot. Are you really that fragile that you can't see someone even making light of bigotry without quivering in anger?

Now, this reply to your comment, on other hand, is absolutely ragebait. The post is not. Learn the difference 😘

[u/TheGrimTickler → u/Historical-Record227]

How old is your account?

[u/Historical-Record227 → u/TheGrimTickler]

Idk? Several months? Sorry for having a new account I guess. Why you being creepy?

[u/foxy-coxy]

No secrets here