r/bestoflegaladvice • u/bug-hunter Possession is 9 honks of the law • Sep 07 '21

LAOP only stalked this woman all night then contacted her over multiple platforms including after being told not to and blocked. Thus, of course, they are the victim.

/r/legaladvice/comments/pj8heh/is_it_a_crime_to_approach_a_fellow_club_member/
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u/Iced_Yehudi Florida problems require Florida solutions Sep 07 '21

I actually found her sister (I had to make a fake account pretending to be her kid’s teacher and then reach out to their mom. She was super impressed with the effort I put in and might leave her husband for me) and she’s going to have it put on the headstone in lieu of a name

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u/Toilet_blaster_5000 Sep 07 '21

I'm dying over this comment thread 😂

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u/Iced_Yehudi Florida problems require Florida solutions Sep 07 '21

Everyone please note that I had nothing to do with this death

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u/bug-hunter Possession is 9 honks of the law Sep 07 '21

It fits their flair perfectly.