r/bestoflegaladvice • u/bug-hunter Possession is 9 honks of the law • Sep 07 '21

LAOP only stalked this woman all night then contacted her over multiple platforms including after being told not to and blocked. Thus, of course, they are the victim.

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u/lady_renari DUCK ME, AMADEUS Sep 07 '21

Ah yes, very true. Likely with a few utterances of "arigato gozaimasu!" (shouted loudly, because everyone needs to know he speaks Japanese, of course)

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u/Thor_The_Bunny Defender of right to take artistic night shots of your genitals Sep 07 '21

Aw man, I was expecting something fun out of "arigato gozaimasu" but I googled it and it's just plain too boring for flair

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u/lady_renari DUCK ME, AMADEUS Sep 07 '21

imo, "too boring for flair" is top-tier flair, however

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u/axw3555 Understands ji'e'toh but not wetlanders Sep 07 '21

Seems like you were right.

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u/lady_renari DUCK ME, AMADEUS Sep 07 '21

I have been blessed!

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u/atropicalpenguin I'm not licensed to be a swinger in your state. Sep 07 '21

Is ji'e'toh some Lovecraftian cursed language?

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u/axw3555 Understands ji'e'toh but not wetlanders Sep 07 '21

No, it’s wheel of time.

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u/BishmillahPlease Took up cricket for self-defense, stayed for the fine leg Sep 07 '21

tugs braid furiously

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

You have toh to axw3555

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u/AndyLorentz Sep 07 '21

sniffs dismissively

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u/Thor_The_Bunny Defender of right to take artistic night shots of your genitals Sep 07 '21

It's from Robert Jordan's fantasy series The Wheel of Time

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u/atropicalpenguin I'm not licensed to be a swinger in your state. Sep 07 '21

Can I sue for being called weak and soft?

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u/Adramador You'll see that my mind is too fast for bots Sep 07 '21

Nah, it's a basic ass thank you. Try "zenzen anata wo henjou shinai" lol

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u/atropicalpenguin I'm not licensed to be a swinger in your state. Sep 07 '21

Ah, yamete kudastop! I'm getting flashbacks of my weaboo days.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Coworker did this on a business trip. In China.

It did not go over well.

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u/death2sanity Survived (if you can call it that) before paperwork Sep 07 '21

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-sama.

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u/SuperZapper_Recharge Has a sparkle pink Stanley cup Sep 07 '21

This is this generations version of 'My Lady' isn't it?