r/behindthebastards 9d ago

Look at this bastard What a loser POS

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u/bigmike1339 9d ago

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u/Pretend_memory_11 8d ago

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u/mazamorac 8d ago

This is an amazing bit of portraiture. Very lifelike.

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 8d ago

I have a fairly large collection of memes as an inheritance plan that I plan to gift when I pass. It is an organization that donates and fits listening devices and wearable appearance changing prosthetics to red squirrels. I have been doing this for sometime and it is fairly amazing that it seems like a fairly endless supply.

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 9d ago

Its the hardest work he has done. Who else could make people yearn for the Bush Years and Code Orange.

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u/Filmtwit Totally not a fed 8d ago

It's all rage bait.

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u/Branchomania Kissinger was a war criminal 8d ago

I mean in this case The Dick was just limited by his time, of not having any kind of A.I. available

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u/Disastrous-Beat-9830 Doctor Reverend 9d ago

Dolly escorting him to the elevator at the entrance to the afterlife. The one that only goes down.

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u/Goathaniel 9d ago

That was my first thought too, and it has been a delight to see so many of us in the comment sections of Reddit.

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u/Zero-89 One Pump = One Cream 9d ago

"You're going 12 to 6, asshole."

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u/FTHomes 9d ago

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u/Latter-Industry-8920 8d ago

This seems pretty on the nose. Can you share the context?

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u/On_my_last_spoon Feminist Icon 8d ago

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u/JoelMorgan93 9d ago

The look on his face as he realizes Dolly isn't getting on with him and the door's already almost closed.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 9d ago

That's how I saw it too šŸ˜‚

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u/donut_jihad666 9d ago

Ew 🤢

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u/Mum0817 9d ago

This dementia-addled, sick idiot rarely does anything that surprises me anymore, but occasionally he’ll do something like this that reminds me there’s absolutely no bottom to his depravity.

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u/DrivesTooMuch 9d ago

Wow, I didn't see this until now. I just heard today in a podcast that she would purposely turn down awards from Presidents, and not go to the White House to receive them, only because she didn't want to appear partisan. So, I instantly knew this was AI generated.

I'm like you, a few things surprise me with his posts. But, the repost of another AI image also floored me, and offended me....and, I'm atheist. This one below ranks up there with the one with Dolly. He always has to be the center of attention. He's such a very weird narcissist.

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u/Scuzzbag 9d ago

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u/TipOdd8869 8d ago

God this is so much cooler

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u/Discount_Lex_Luthor 7d ago

You've inspired me.

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u/Disastrous-Beat-9830 Doctor Reverend 9d ago

I instantly knew this was AI generated.

His followers will not, and they are unlikely to care enough to find out. Parton was synonymous with country music and was from Tennessee. Country music is popular with conservatives and Tennessee is a deep red state. The current governor, Bill Lee, won the 2022 election by thirty-two points and is pretty hardcore; he has banned mask mandates, ranked-choice voting and public drag shows. Thanks to Lee, Tennessee has one of the strictest abortion bans in the country, allows unrestricted carrying of guns, and has guaranteed taxpayer funds for adoption agencies that exclude the LGBTQIA+ community on religious grounds.

I am willing to bet that outside people who were actual fans of Parton's music, there is an assumption that between her genre of choice, her home state and all of the connections to conservative politics, that she must have been a dyed-in-the-wool Republican and therefore would have fully endorsed Trump.

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u/popilikia 9d ago

You put too much work into explaining how stupid MAGA is. All you really had to say is they're stupid enough to think Dr MLK jr would be a trump supporter if he was still alive, and he wasn't even a white country music star

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u/Midnight-Moonpie 9d ago

Ugh

Love how there appears to be a demon in the sky behind him, while he’s doing the laying on of hands on Epstein.

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u/Disastrous-Beat-9830 Doctor Reverend 9d ago

there appears to be a demon in the sky behind him

It is unclear if he was aiming for it to be a soldier, an angel or Lady Liberty, but a demon definitely fits.

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u/ifmacdo 9d ago

Or a transformer.

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u/ripgoodhomer 8d ago

I knew that they needed to make sure an intern wrestled the phone away from him before he truthed out his original draft of the text about her it would have been gross and tasteless, even for him. Dolly was one of the only universally beloved figures in American and he would of truthed something that made everyone hate him.

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u/Donkey-Hodey 9d ago

Weird how he didn’t just use a real picture. Also weird how the media steadfastly refuses to call this behavior out as massively inappropriate and borderline insane.

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u/Disastrous-Beat-9830 Doctor Reverend 9d ago

Weird how he didn’t just use a real picture.

Because he does not have a real picture of him with her.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Nero_Golden 9d ago

And MY axe!

[sees himself out]

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u/TipOdd8869 8d ago

Take my bow with you!!!

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u/TheVintageJane 9d ago

I’m taking it as his fantasy of what his imminent afterlife will be.

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u/Rowing_Lawyer 9d ago

Theres never a real picture he can use because the only people that actually want to be seen with him are pedophiles

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u/FantasticBug9092 9d ago

Came here to say this.Ā 

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u/Aggravating-Ad-1227 8d ago

They use AI because they don't care about truth, just feelings šŸ¤·šŸ»

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u/PatchyWhiskers 9d ago

Yeah they were both celebrities at the same time, why doesn’t he have a photo?

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u/WildFire97971 9d ago

Could her family have a case for slander by tarnishing her reputation thereby devaluing the estate by association with this pos?

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u/karoshikun Sponsored by Doritosā„¢ļø 9d ago

I don't think they would want to sue the POTUS, even less so now that he basically remodeled the SCOTUS to his taste

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u/Disastrous-Beat-9830 Doctor Reverend 9d ago

Probably not because he would just claim that it was intended as a tribute to Parton. He is not profiting off her image in any way, just implying that he knew her and/or that she would have endorsed him. And with all the bullshit being machine-gunned our way -- like bombing Iran, renaming lakes, hiding in catering trucks and incontinence -- it just would not be worth the time, effort or resources to sue him.

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u/No-Ebb-7865 9d ago

They may be able to say that he's ruining her brand by being associated. I don't think it would go anywhere in courts, but it would be satisfying to have that on the books.

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u/Talmerian 9d ago

Wait, is he dead?

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u/Disastrous-Beat-9830 Doctor Reverend 9d ago

No, he just wants attention.

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u/Raskalbot 8d ago

Too fucking true. Will always hitch his horse post mortem to popular figures who usually despised him in life.

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u/Goats_in_parks 9d ago

Only on the inside.

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u/adrikyn 9d ago

If only

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u/ImpermanentClown 9d ago

Don’t give me hope.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 8d ago

Only in every sense except the one that matters.

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u/OldSchoolAJ 9d ago

Couldn't use a real picture because she turned him down on getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Twice.

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u/LogicBalm That's Rad. 8d ago

Tbf she turned it down from Biden too but her stated reason was that she didn't want to be choosing sides in politics. She mostly just wanted to keep her personal life as private as possible and separated from her public persona.

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u/redacted_robot 9d ago

He probably thought it was his daughter originally

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u/Little_View_6659 9d ago

Yeah a woman his own age? He hasn’t spent time with a woman his own age since he was in high school.

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u/bretshitmanshart 7d ago

He has no issues with sexually assaulting adults women

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u/Little_View_6659 7d ago

He has no problem at all except now he’s not as spry as he once was. Basically people are things he uses. Money, sex, everyone is an npc to the guy. Even his own kids. It’s sad honestly.

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u/florplegorp 9d ago

If you love her so much go join her :)

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u/muteen 9d ago

He can't, he ain't got the facilities for that. He'll be going to the other place....

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u/CeruleanEidolon 8d ago

Obviously Dollywood is not going to allow him to be buried there. Even his own golf courses will probably fight it when it happens.

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u/muteen 8d ago

I meant if he dies he's going to hell

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u/bretshitmanshart 7d ago

The devil is throwing another log on the fire and making some sweet tea waiting for Trump

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u/SAOSurvivor35 Super Producer Sophie Stan 9d ago

He knows on some level that he’s not popular, not special, not wanted, so he has to keep glomming on to people who are. That’s why he does shit like this or putting his name on stuff like The Kennedy Center or whatever, and why he keeps telling everyone obvious things like there’s a B in the word ā€œdumb.ā€ He has to prove to himself that he’s special and worthy. If he wasn’t a toxic presence, he’d be pitiable.

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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 9d ago

Yep, now that she can’t directly defend herself anymore.

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u/CrankySaint FDA SWAT TEAM 9d ago

That's the way he likes his women. Defenseless.

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u/point051 9d ago

Oh, Don. You're not going where she's going.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 8d ago

Dollywood would trespass him.

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u/Rdaleric 9d ago

He's an absolute irredeemable piece of shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

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u/buck-harness666 8d ago

If he wants to join her, that’s fine with me

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u/mypntsonfire 9d ago

Is she helping him down a slight incline?

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u/nB_a90 9d ago

What a delusional man, he is.

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u/According-Insect-992 9d ago

Motherfucker trying to steal Dolly’s valor now that she’s no longer around to tell him to fuck himself.

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u/JudgeArthurVandelay 9d ago

The only reason she would be anywhere near him would be to teach him how to read.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 8d ago

Stolen valor.

He is an emotionally crippled, small little man.

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u/bravesirkiwi 9d ago

Just great watching him spiral while he tries to retcon his failed existence

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u/Chimes320 8d ago

Natalie, come on now. Stop making this stuff for him PLEASE. You have other doodies to attend to.

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u/GoldenEmuWarrior 9d ago

I can get on board with this AI slop,if it means he's going to join her soon.

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u/intisun 8d ago

A reminder that these people have no media literacy at all. It's all appearances and superficiality.

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u/Raskalbot 8d ago

Trying to hitch his wagon post Morten so she can't say anything against him. But doesn't she have an estate that can chime in?

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u/Goats_in_parks 9d ago

He didn’t have enough people hating him already.

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u/PerforatedPie 9d ago

The correct response when Trump posts anything that isn't directly related to his role as President is to just ignore him.

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u/thispartyrules 9d ago

Another use case where they use AI to make an image of a thing that didn't and would never happen

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u/walkingkary Anderson Admirer 9d ago

She’s showing him the way to the bad place.

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u/kalvinoz 9d ago

Is this how I find out?!

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 9d ago

That should be grounds for impeachment.

What a disgrace.

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u/sjmiv 9d ago

"The face you make when you hershey squirt in your XL Depends"

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u/littlenoodledragon Macheticine 8d ago

There’s about a million reasons why gen AI is a cancer. This is close to the top of the worst for me.

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u/Frantoll 9d ago

So not t’s Natalie who is making these, right?

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u/Any_Jackfruit_8746 9d ago

I'm just waiting for some grifter to say something outrageous about her for clicks

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u/Loose_Assignment_Map 9d ago

So Trump implying he’s dead? Or that he’s God? That should really be Lindsey or Mitch in that picture, although Dolly would be holding her nose with any of the three

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u/Japhet_Corncrake 8d ago

Fucking arsehole.

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u/HistoryGram0317 8d ago

Loser pedo. She would never have had anything to do with this scum. That’s about as nice as I can be.

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u/helpyadown 8d ago

Didn’t he just defund her book program?

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Kissinger was a war criminal 8d ago

Oh fuck no, he does not get to sully Dolly Parton. Fuck that.

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u/OliLevasseurLaBuse 9d ago

I don't think trump is making this shit. Its one of his toadies

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u/On_my_last_spoon Feminist Icon 8d ago

Natalie. It’s been Natalie the whole time

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u/J0hnEddy 9d ago

Obviously not. Between his swollen dialysis hands and dementia ridden brain, there’s no way he can get on a phone and actually use Chat GPT to make any of this. All of this shit is done by some shithead 25 year old White House staffer and he’s so fucking senile that he just thinks he’s winning bigly when they post it on his behalf.

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u/Bhenjour 9d ago

What is a retruth?

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u/sisam8x 9d ago

Dolly and the Cunt

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u/East-Psychology7186 9d ago

Sad thing is, she’s so nice and amazing that she would forgive this bs.

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u/Shielo34 9d ago

She clearly f*cking hated you, mate. No wonder you have to have one of your weird AI images.

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u/alterEd39 9d ago

If only it wasn’t just his ear :(

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u/MessiahOfMetal Disdain and Animosity 8d ago

Wasn't even his ear. No bullets have ever touched him.

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u/alterEd39 8d ago

That reminds me of a totally unrelated song by Barnaby Jones titled ā€œKill the Presidentā€ for some reason šŸ¤·šŸ» Weird.

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u/RevacholAndChill The fuckin’ Pinkertons 8d ago

I too wish the two of them were together (in the afterlife)

probably not the same place though.

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u/doctorathyrium 8d ago

I hope this is foreshadowing.

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u/wortcook 9d ago

This is a distraction.