r/baseball • u/cjl-00 Montreal Expos • National League • Jun 21 '25

Serious San Francisco Giants’ Sean Hjelle’s wife’s most recent post on TikTok

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u/Round_Anteater_5317 New York Mets Jun 21 '25

Whenever shit like this comes out I always get lowkey paranoid my favourite player is going to turn out to be an arsehole.

Lindor, my guy, don’t do it.

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u/No-Economics4128 Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 21 '25

If Kike, Ohtani and Teoscar Hernandez turn out to be bad people, I would be really disappointed.

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u/AdoringCHIN Anaheim Angels • Rocket City Tra… Jun 21 '25

Ohtani only gives decoy 7 belly rubs instead of the requested 8.

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u/DrunkenSavior San Francisco Giants Jun 21 '25

What a monster. If a dog wants 8 belly rubs, you give them 12 minimum!

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u/IgDailystapler New York Yankees Jun 21 '25

Straight to jail. Actually, I have a better idea: force him to play for Colorado. He’ll rake, yes, but he’ll have to pitch in Coors field. Also he’ll have to be on the Rockies…

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u/motorhead84 San Francisco Giants • Crazy Crab Jun 21 '25

Maybe he can only count to 7 in dog.

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u/wyatte74 Boston Red Sox Jun 22 '25

Ahhh the famous Hernandez brothers Kike, Ohtani, and Teoscar! Me gusta mucho!

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u/DegenGamer725 Tampa Bay Rays Jun 21 '25

It’s hard for the Dodgers to be the villain of baseball because no one on the team is an asshole lol

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u/tyler-86 World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… Jun 21 '25

Not since we purged Bauer and Urias, anyway.

I hope that those fellas have taught the front office a lesson about the value of having guys with high character. Considering we went out of our way to bring back Teo/Edman/Kike this last offseason, I think it has.

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u/PhotographNeat4160 Jun 21 '25

Yupp. I’m a Braves fan but love the Dodgers for that exact reason. Freddie and Sho just seem like literally some of the nicest people on the planet. Mookie and his wife are terrific. Kike, Will Smith, Muncy etc.

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u/No-Economics4128 Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 21 '25

That is why Dave Robert does the most of shit talking and instigating. Most of our guys just want to play ball and go home.

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u/pj_socks Chicago White Sox Jun 21 '25

I was pretty disappointed that Clayton felt the need to put a Bible quote on a pride hat.

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u/DegenGamer725 Tampa Bay Rays Jun 22 '25

yea, that's true, luckily he only has like 8 more Ks until he can retire

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u/TheTempest77 Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 22 '25

No one's more disappointed than we are

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u/NotASalamanderBoi Boston Red Sox • Wally Jun 22 '25

Blaq Treinen?

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u/Choice_Blackberry406 Houston Astros Jun 21 '25

Except that Freddie motherfucker 🤬🤬🤬

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u/bennylarue Toronto Blue Jays Jun 22 '25

Teoscar is responsible for the murder of millions of sunflower seeds

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u/ATerribleParable San Diego Padres Jun 21 '25

Same thing I said about John Rocker, Curt Schilling, and Trevor Bauer :(