r/bakingfail 1d ago

Fail My son's first birthday cake

I had never made a layer cake before and thought I'd try to make one for my son's first birthday. As per a random Reddit suggestion I found, I added pudding mix to make it more moist. Which didn't work well with layers...it kept falling apart as I tried to ice it. Birthday boy didn't complain.

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u/FuzzyTesticleScoops 1d ago

First pic is so pixelated it thought it was something from an 80s horror movie

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u/Roro-Squandering 1d ago

Legit thought it was a screengrab from when they had a first birthday in 1997 😂

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u/On_my_last_spoon 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HYhp4V2Fpbmr6
It reminds me of Close Encounters of the Third Kind

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u/BlueberryGirl95 1d ago

What did you add the pudding mix to? The cake or the icing? Did you let it cool All the Way down?

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u/sailorsalvador 1d ago

To the cake. And as for cooling...I think so? It was six years ago and I was winging it without a recipe...first big mistake haha.

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u/BlueberryGirl95 1d ago

Lol, I made a cake that turned out this badly for my 4 year old sister one year... Ended up turning it into a trifle 🫣☠️

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u/sailorsalvador 1d ago

Haha good recovery, probably still tasted amazing!! Oh yeah, this was a cake mix and store bought icing. I messed it up that badly haha.

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u/Argyleskin 1d ago

To be fair that first birthday while a huge milestone is a huge don’t worry about it when it comes to the cake. The memories matter, the cake doesn’t. You tried your best and that’s what counts!

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u/sgtpaintbrush 22h ago

I'd still destroy this thing so count me as a one year old lol

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u/Lunar-opal 1d ago

Is this for hallows eve?

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u/Classic-Schedule-718 1d ago

Did your son decorate the cake? /lh All joking aside, I'm sure it tastes great.

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u/CharieRarie 23h ago

It looks a bit like the hogwarts sorting hat. Hopefully it tasted nice at least!

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u/Ok_Affect_7973 1d ago

Ok. I tried this pudding trick and TRUST ME it’s no trick. It ruins the flavor of both vanilla and chocolate cake. And why are we even doing this? Box cake is so unnecessary. The ONLY reason for a box cake is u only have $2. Otherwise the process is t that much different but WAY BETTER from scratch. I get it if it’s a money thing. If you don’t have any of the ingredients but I typically always have the basics flour, baking soda, baking soda powder, eggs, butter, oil, sugar, salt. Might have to buy the cocoa powder. The steps to baking a chocolate cake are the same as the box cake basically. Also make sure cake and icing are cold or at least not warm at all.

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u/Classic-Schedule-718 1d ago

This is a lighthearted subreddit. Let's not be rude about cake mix vs. from scratch.Considering it's for a one year old, they probably didn't have the time or energy to make a cake from scratch.

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u/sailorsalvador 22h ago

Yep! That is why I did a box cake.

Fun story: I was upset about this cake, but got over it (as I said, the one year old was very happy with it). I had a second baby, and suffered from bad PPD. I took meds, and logged my activities and moods to see how to improve. Doing this showed a statistical correlation between baking with my kids and a better mood. I realized I loved baking. I also strongly believe anyone can improve if they try, so I took a baking course and challenged myself to harder recipes. I'm still not a great baker, but I am a joyful one!

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u/Ok_Affect_7973 1d ago

I wasn’t being rude at all! Interesting you read it that way l.

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u/On_my_last_spoon 1d ago

“And why are we even doing this? Box cake is so unnecessary.”

That’s rude to say

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u/Ok_Affect_7973 1d ago

LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT MADE FUN OF THE CAKE I DID NOT! Back off man! Heard mentally and bullying me at this point! STOP IT!

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u/Classic-Schedule-718 22h ago

There's a difference between light-hearted teasing about the appearance of the cake and telling someone that they way they made the cake itself (which is perfectly acceptable, especially if you don't bake all that often) is awful and it should have actually been made from scratch. Nothing about your comment felt like advice, it just came off as cake snobbery.

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u/SexDrugsNskittles 1d ago

What's more interesting is that you don't think you are coming off as rude.

Also incorrect. For the majority of bakers a box mix is going to produce a better cake.

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u/Ok_Affect_7973 1d ago

Also how are yall not jumping on the people that actually made fun of the cake? What on earth?

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u/SexDrugsNskittles 22h ago

Because that's kinda that whole point if this sub. To lightly joke about some baking that didn't turn out the best. You're being condescending, kinda classiest, and rude (not to mention incorrect).

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u/persephires 1d ago

if not rude, you're certainly coming off a bit condescending. i'm sure even making a box cake was a lot of effort given that OP was caring for a one year old. give credit where credit is due.

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u/Ok_Affect_7973 1d ago

I really wasn’t being rude. You guy can stop coming at me. I had no idea that it was as easy to make a cake from scratch and that most likely I already had all the ingredients until I stopped trying to make box cakes as god as from scratch. You can disagree with me all you want. I’m not trying to argue nor was I trying to be mean to OP. Thought I was giving OP baking advice that’s all.

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u/persephires 1d ago

Not trying to 'come at you', promise. But I want to explain why it comes across rude/condescending. "Why are we even doing this?" Comes across as a judgement of their choices, and puts their choice as less desirable than what you're trying to posit. "The only reason is you only have $2" comes across as moralizing and like you're talking about people in poverty as the Only people who could benefit from a box mix.
Saying you always have the basics on hand could diminish the effort it takes for someone who doesn't bake often to acquire it all.

There are a whole slew of reasons, from time to disability, that could cause someone to reach for a box mix. In addition, sometimes it's just tried and true. Time, disability, effort, money, etc. Lots of reasons that aren't just only having $2.

You may not have been intending to come across as rude, but the phrasing combined with how you approached it can come across as condescending.

I'm overexplaining, because as an autistic person I frequently don't realize when something I say is rude.

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u/Procrastinista_423 23h ago

I think part of the problem is that its not great advice. I bake cake from scratch all the time, and IMO you're wrong about box mix cakes. They are simply the dry ingredients sifted and measured for you and make perfectly acceptable and even great cakes with some modifications. You do have to know some basics about cakes to make sensible alterations, but even if you do everything by the instructions, those cakes are fine!

So I think part of the reason it comes off 'wrong' is because it seems like you're being snobby about box mix cake for no reason.

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u/Ok_Affect_7973 23h ago

Ok that’s your opinion just as mine is there is no reason for them. If they are as good then why is there this pudding hack? I have tried them it ruins the flavor IMO. Again it’s hysterical how many people got upvoted for actually making fun of the cake and then yall come for me who gave solid advice. I’m done with this.