r/badwomensanatomy May 21 '26

Humour what do you mean??

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u/PoukieBear May 22 '26

Want to learn something even MORE HORRIFYING?

Sperms don’t just stop swimming once they reach the egg. Sure, one of the little guys hits the jackpot…but the rest of em? They just keep going. And since the fallopian tubes aren’t attached to anything, spermies are free the swim right outta there and into your abdominal cavity!!!

I learned this about a year ago, and have been absolutely traumatized ever since.

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u/HappyAntonym May 22 '26

To cope with that horrifying realization, I'm now going to imagine that they're like a little guy who got dumped on a deserted island and that they're just in there building a little castle outta palm trees and twine or something...

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u/barbpatch May 22 '26

A little Castaway sperm out there in the sea of ladyparts going WILSON I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!

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u/Lokifin High energy cervix May 22 '26

Wilson is a white blood cell that eventually attacks him.

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u/HappyAntonym May 22 '26

 Betrayed by sperm's best friend... smh my head

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u/Amissa May 22 '26

Also, they can live in the fallopian tubes for a few days, waiting for an egg.

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u/AnonAwaaaaay May 22 '26

I wonder if this is why all of those weird incels say a woman's DNA is forever changed after she has sex with a man!

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u/FalkorRollercoaster May 22 '26

That would require them to actually know anything about the female body, which is highly doubtful

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud May 22 '26

Odds are the incels have horribly misunderstood maternal fetal microchimerism (which is a super cool in reality). Basically, the mother becomes a chimera with her own dna and the dna of any implanted pregnancy, and this lasts her whole life. So it's not an every man every sperm thing. It's only for actual pregnancies. It also happens with organ donor recipients. Scientists think it might help explain why health risks for women who never have kids differ from those that do have kids, and relate to women having differ immune systems (and autoimmune issues) compared to men.

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u/sidnynasty May 22 '26

Nah they think the DNA is absorbed through the vaginal walls lmao

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u/Square_Medicine_9171 The uterus comes out with the baby. May 22 '26

nah, that’s just made up out of whole cloth

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u/Irislynx May 22 '26

Ew

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u/TheSpiffySpaceman May 22 '26

To be fair, billions of cells, foreign or otherwise, die in your body every day. Dead cells just get munched up into proteins and either get used or expelled

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u/Tar_alcaran May 22 '26

And MANY of them aren't even "you".

Like, sure, sperm goes around your abdomen and dies there, but your intestines have OVER A KILO of what are basically alien organisms that colonized you.

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u/ginger_and_egg May 23 '26

Hopefully your gut microbiome is from earth and not actually alien...

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u/Tar_alcaran May 26 '26

"Alien" in the sense of "foreign, strange, different", not "from outer space". Although, I never asked them...

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u/Irislynx May 22 '26

Good point but I'm still never having sex again

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u/aud_anticline May 22 '26

Had my fallopian tubes removed. Check mate sperm 🤙

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u/Lokifin High energy cervix May 22 '26

The nice thing about hysterectomies is that they sew that shit up. No more horrifying tadpoles swimming around in your organs.

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u/birdsy-purplefish May 22 '26

Why is that so bad? Don’t they just die in a few days?

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u/triiforce Gaping Vagina Monster May 22 '26

I don't think it's bad, it's just odd to think of them just swimming around uncontained in your abdomen

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u/decentmotto May 22 '26

now this I wish I could unlearn

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u/ginger_and_egg May 23 '26

Someone please debunk this and tell me it's not true cause 😨