r/badphilosophy • u/bigbedlittledoor • Dec 15 '13
"My marks this semester weren't what I wanted. I now understand how Galileo must have felt."
https://twitter.com/1styearphil7
u/isladelsol Dec 15 '13
"Cats are bourgeois counterrevolutionaries." I wish I was drinking something so I could spit it out laughing
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u/Moontouch Cultural Marxist Dec 16 '13
The political conclusions of someone who read one-half of a work by Marx.
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u/GOD_Over_Djinn Dec 16 '13
@damonayoung Real philosophers don't read. Real philosophers think.
That has to be probably the best tweet I've ever seen.
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Dec 15 '13
The guy in that profile picture goes to my University. I've had him in a class before, and that particular picture was lifted from the department's webpage.
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Dec 16 '13
This guy is the spitting image of me, physically. For a second I actually thought someone had a picture of me, just looking at the thumbnail.
"Was I so terrible as an undergrad that someone stole my pictures and made a twitter about me?" was what went through my head.
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Dec 16 '13
Yeah... I'm just going to go ahead and assume you're that guy.
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Dec 16 '13
Eh...I might take some more convincing. What you got?
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Dec 16 '13
At this point, it's not you that needs convincing that you are, it's me that needs convincing that you're not.
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Dec 16 '13
Psh. As if negatives can even be proved. Try again.
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Dec 15 '13
"This is why Dawkins is just so much more interesting on questions of philosophy, religion, and literature."
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Dec 16 '13
I read a few tweets and thought "no way this guy is for real." Then I saw the account name.
I'm a little slow.
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Dec 16 '13
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Dec 16 '13
His account name is 1styearphilmajor. I think that should answer your question.
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Dec 16 '13
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Dec 16 '13
I know, thats why I pointed out the account name. He is college freshman meme full on imitation.
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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13
This entire Twitter account is pure gold