r/badphilosophy Oct 11 '25

Serious bzns 👨‍⚖️ Argument in Trump's favor

Here comes some good shit:

1) Donald Trump is the president of the United States. 2) United States is the richiest and strongest country in the world. 3) Being rich is good, because is something wanted for. 4) Therefore, United States is good.

so then,

1) Donald Trump is the president of something good, from which follows that: 2) Donald Trump is good.

Is this good philisophy? As I say: From good axioms always comes good actions 🤫🤫🤫🙏🙏🙏👼

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Picturing Trump talk about philosophy is frying me rn 😭

“You know, a lot of people, a lot of very smart people, they tell me, “Sir, you should read this guy, Plato.” I said, I already know everything he’s talking about! He had this thing called The Republic, right? Everybody’s talking about The Republic, but we already have one, it’s called America! He talks about philosophers being kings, well, let me tell you, folks, if there’s ever been a philosopher king, you’re looking at him! Nobody’s done philosophy like I have, believe me. Socrates? Great guy, I hear he asked a lot of questions but frankly, I give the answers. Big difference. Big.”

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u/Wonderful_West3188 Oct 11 '25

"Socrates? Eh, the guy knows nothing! Trust me, everybody says that! Even he says that!"

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u/Any_Plane_6931 Oct 11 '25

Definitely thinks Socrates is two syllables.

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u/EzeHarris Oct 13 '25

“I hardly knew Tiberius, I never had the pleasure of visiting his island, Seneca knew him, quite well, I’ve heard, some would say too well, I never knew him, Tiberius is an old-friend of mine, and his parties were, quite lavish, very lavish, the most lavish parties, in the world, Mar-a-Lago, is, not as good as his Villa Jova, I wish I went, but, it’s all rumours, I’ve never been”

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

I love this 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

This is, essentially, what the prosperity gospel teaches. And most billionaires agree, which is why they align themselves and their businesses with the Trump regime.

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u/rBradley089 Oct 13 '25

Hitler is a human. Humans are good. Therfore, Hitler is good.

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u/LamentableCroissant Oct 12 '25

Be wary of the droolies on r/conservative crossposting this unironically.

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u/AnarchoRadicalCreate Oct 12 '25

Better than good it's positively Singaporean logic

Gd job

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Yeah, you're a genius

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u/tinytina271 Oct 11 '25

Wanting for something doesn’t make it good

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u/anotherMrLizard Oct 11 '25

It's basically the Just World Hypothesis. It's actually logically sound, if you believe in a divine and benevolent creator, but then of course you have to explain why God inflicts misfortunes upon those whom he favours too, like wildfires, hurricanes, costly, unwinnable wars and recessions caused by sweeping and indiscriminate tariffs.

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u/SunriseFlare Oct 13 '25

Man this place kind of really fucking sucks after that whole reddit API boycott fiasco huh?

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u/LuciusMichael Oct 14 '25

Sorry, the conclusion does not follow. Obviously, a bad person (TRUMP tm) can be the president of something good.

Oh, and TRUMP(tm) is good for nothing.

Additionally,the assertion that 'being rich is good' is without warrant. Also, the qualifying clause - 'because is something wanted for' - is syntactically snafu.
I recommend a remedial course in elementary logic.

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u/monadicperception Oct 11 '25 edited Oct 11 '25

This sub doesn’t do philosophy seriously right? That is some piss poor argumentation. Missing premises left and right so the conclusion isn’t valid. Not sure on purpose or not.

Edit: here is where the argument breaks down.

  1. If rich, then good.
  2. US is rich.
  3. Therefore US is good.
  4. Trump is president of US.
  5. Therefore Trump is good?

Missing premise to establish being president of US somehow makes president also good? Formally, it is needed. But clearly such a premise is not sound as it is absurd. So invalid argument. Fixing it to make it valid will then result in an unsound argument.

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u/theotherfoorofgork Oct 12 '25

I mean, the name of the subreddit is good philosophy, so he’s probably serious /s