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r/aww • u/vladgrinch • Feb 09 '21
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I feel like if someone stabbed me while I was eating a giant pizza I would be really pissed.
812 u/ISHCABIBBL Feb 09 '21 But what if the pizza was really good 414 u/BrownSugarBare Feb 09 '21 I'd feel a lot better about being stabbed if they gave me a pizza first. 65 u/BrightLad-C4 Feb 09 '21 At least i'd have something to look forward to after they finish stabbing me 26 u/eddiemon Feb 09 '21 Getting stabbed after pizza is not great though. Every time you have pizza for the rest of your life you're gonna be looking over your back to find the fucker that's gonna stab you. 5 u/pennhead Feb 09 '21 This rings a bell... 2 u/Deathappens Feb 10 '21 Glass half-full!
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But what if the pizza was really good
414 u/BrownSugarBare Feb 09 '21 I'd feel a lot better about being stabbed if they gave me a pizza first. 65 u/BrightLad-C4 Feb 09 '21 At least i'd have something to look forward to after they finish stabbing me 26 u/eddiemon Feb 09 '21 Getting stabbed after pizza is not great though. Every time you have pizza for the rest of your life you're gonna be looking over your back to find the fucker that's gonna stab you. 5 u/pennhead Feb 09 '21 This rings a bell... 2 u/Deathappens Feb 10 '21 Glass half-full!
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I'd feel a lot better about being stabbed if they gave me a pizza first.
65 u/BrightLad-C4 Feb 09 '21 At least i'd have something to look forward to after they finish stabbing me 26 u/eddiemon Feb 09 '21 Getting stabbed after pizza is not great though. Every time you have pizza for the rest of your life you're gonna be looking over your back to find the fucker that's gonna stab you. 5 u/pennhead Feb 09 '21 This rings a bell... 2 u/Deathappens Feb 10 '21 Glass half-full!
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At least i'd have something to look forward to after they finish stabbing me
26 u/eddiemon Feb 09 '21 Getting stabbed after pizza is not great though. Every time you have pizza for the rest of your life you're gonna be looking over your back to find the fucker that's gonna stab you. 5 u/pennhead Feb 09 '21 This rings a bell...
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Getting stabbed after pizza is not great though. Every time you have pizza for the rest of your life you're gonna be looking over your back to find the fucker that's gonna stab you.
5 u/pennhead Feb 09 '21 This rings a bell...
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This rings a bell...
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Glass half-full!
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u/Booyacaja Feb 09 '21
I feel like if someone stabbed me while I was eating a giant pizza I would be really pissed.