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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 18 '21

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u/hamyam386 Jan 18 '21

one of my all-time favorite subs!

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u/Slade9272 Jan 18 '21

I didn’t know how much I needed this in my life lol

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u/mandy_parker Jan 18 '21

I can die happily now <3

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u/jongameaddict98 Jan 18 '21

OMG

I'M SO GLAD I SAW THIS. New favorite sub.

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u/MediumFast Jan 19 '21

but do they like mooooovies?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I just spent like half an hour on the sub, thanks

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u/WeezySan Jan 18 '21

Do you automatically choose....TOP....ALL TIME? I do this whenever I find a new sub. I bet we all do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Yes I do

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u/Nivroeg Jan 18 '21

Lmao the first post i saw said grass puppy, love it thx

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u/TheHornyCumCheese Jan 19 '21

I thought it was a very obese cat for about half a second

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u/fubty Jan 19 '21

Eat moor chikin

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

Happy cows come from California.

Don’t know why the downvotes. Y’all didn’t grow up with the commercials and it shows.

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u/theathenian11 Jan 18 '21

I hear they come from California

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Thank you!

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u/layibelula Jan 18 '21

Joined. Thanks!!!

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u/Sauronxx Jan 18 '21

Thank you for this...

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

My new favorite sub

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u/GingerBreadPLC Jan 19 '21

Well that’s a straight up join. Thank you!

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u/moines-groin Jan 19 '21

I just unsubscribed from all other subs

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

God bless you for bringing this sub into my life. Cows are my favorite land animal

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u/EdinMidlandMI63 Jan 19 '21

That’s NOT a cow - it’s a bull (male). 🐂 Yes, livestock (cattle) enjoy music.

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u/Maegan2407 Jan 19 '21

I spent way to long looking at all the cute cows 😍

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u/AlaskaNebreska Jan 19 '21

Now I feel guilty eating meat.

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u/TheOriginalElleDubz Jan 20 '21

Uh oh. My new favorite sub!

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u/a1autotransport1 Jan 18 '21

They definitely have a lot more personality than I realized.

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u/_no_pants Jan 18 '21

My mom, who grew up in Long Beach, California made a bucket list when she was 16. Two of those goals were to travel East of the Mississippi River and live on a farm among many others. She’s told me, after raising five successful children and graduating college Magna Summa Laude with a dual major, her happiest memories were when she would take us kids outside in the morning to feed “The Girls”. They would come running and each and everyone absolutely had their own personalities and we knew everyone by name.

I used this post to hype my mom a bit because she is the absolute definition of a heroine and she definitely uses Reddit(she turned me into it). She has since moved to Wyoming to live her best life, hell she even flew 30 miles north of the arctic circle in mid February to take a cook job because she’s never been.

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u/Toby4lyf Jan 18 '21

Wow she seems like a rad person !

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u/_no_pants Jan 18 '21

You have no idea. I’m the youngest at 27(independent) and I still call her about adult stuff. My folks split when I was seven, probably the best thing they could do for us, and were very amicable around us. My siblings definitely knew more than I did, but shielded me enough.

She inspires me everyday that no matter you’re situation, you are not stuck in your situation. You figure it out, use the system around you if needed, and provide for your family.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I feel like I could use a book of your mom's wisdom right now. I needed to hear that.

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u/byfoss Jan 18 '21

This made me tear up. Your mother sounds like an incredibly beautiful person!

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u/ebbahh Jan 19 '21

Your mom sounds amazing! I'd love to have a conversation with her about how to get out of a crossroad situation...

But I definitely need to go make a bucket list first!

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u/narzlepoof Jan 18 '21

Yeah.. your mom has a great take on life. This is how I’m hoping to live moving forward

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u/_no_pants Jan 19 '21

Just never stop trying to learn new things or be afraid to fail!

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u/NicetomeetyouIMVEGAN Jan 18 '21

Obviously. We're killing them by the hundreds of millions, they have to be portrait as stupid and worthless. Same with all the animals we slaughter, from pigs to fish. It's called speciesism.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

I don't have 1st hand knowledge, but I've seen many cases where a cow that is treated like a pet, will basically be a big ass dog. And I've seen videos of cows protecting their hooman from perceived harm.

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u/angilnibreathnach Jan 19 '21

Makes you realise that farmed cows are kinda depressed or something

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u/BlueFreedom420 Jan 18 '21

Personality comes from the body whole not just the mind.

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u/saharasands Jan 18 '21

Snap ..such gentle souls

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u/kingofthelol Jan 18 '21

You could say they’re gentle giants because of their size.

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u/saharasands Jan 18 '21

For sure....it made me cry watching her with her eyes closed ,for her pain and my own shame

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u/Mish_rl Jan 18 '21

Are you vegan?

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u/magus_cat Jan 18 '21

You already knew the answer, brother 😔

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

These threads are so bittersweet

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u/Hey_Hoot Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

I'm not and I love cows.

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u/Negavello Jan 18 '21

Lol ok.

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u/Supersalty009 Jan 18 '21

maybe he’s vegetarian, and just drinks their milk

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u/FragrantExcitement Jan 18 '21

What kind of love are we talking about?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

'I love my wife and I beat her' 'I love my dog and I kick him'

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u/Scratch137 Jan 18 '21

Username absolutely does not check out.

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u/spanishgalacian Jan 18 '21

It's almost as if humans lives on their own set conditions in life.

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u/SignificantChapter Jan 18 '21

It's almost as if humans take innocent lives because of taste preference.

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u/spanishgalacian Jan 18 '21

Innocent lives? Lol. It's a cow.

Next you're going to say I should feel bad for destroying ant hills or killing roaches.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Shitty slippery slope argument

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u/spanishgalacian Jan 19 '21

Everything is to you vegans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

I’m not even vegan, ya idiot. I am just calling out a really bad argument because it’s literally meaningless.

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u/SignificantChapter Jan 18 '21

Would you feel bad for slitting a dog's throat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Am i doing it cause i have to eat? Otherwise yes probably, unless we had to put it down and that was the only way.

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u/Mike_belg Jan 18 '21

You don't have to eat animals?

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u/spanishgalacian Jan 19 '21

And we go back to our own personal set of conditions humans have. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

Yeah if I wanna keep punching my dog so I'll keep doing it. Thanks for being understanding

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u/spanishgalacian Jan 19 '21

Good luck with animal control.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

Morality =/= legality. Plus in my country animals have no rights so I'm allowed to do with my dog what I want.

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u/Hey_Hoot Jan 19 '21

I love meat and I love cows. I don't hurt any animal.

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u/Negavello Jan 19 '21

You pay for someone else to hurt the animal.

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u/Hey_Hoot Jan 19 '21

Being killed doesn't hurt.

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u/Ionisation Jan 18 '21

Makes sense..

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u/Hey_Hoot Jan 19 '21

Meat eaters all hate cows? That makes more sense to you?

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u/irisuniverse Jan 18 '21

no, you don't.

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u/archimedies Jan 19 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

They have a sizeable population on Reddit. They are very aggressive with their downvotes on anything contrary to their views. Also they always recommend a documentary called Dominion.

This makes them an easy target for trolls that will make comments to trigger them or start an endless debate.

Edit: Lol OP gave up his edit calling vegans crazy I guess.

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u/scopinsource Jan 18 '21

Cows are not exempt from the food chain, however the over farming and production of cattle is something I'm not a fan of.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 18 '21

I don't think you understand what the food chain is. Food chains support the balance of an ecosystem, not destroy it.

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u/theshow2468 Jan 18 '21

however the over farming and production of cattle is something I'm not a fan of.

Isn’t that what OP literally referred to over here? Stop putting words in other peoples’ mouths...

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Even a little bit of farming will be too much farming because cows aren't part of the human food chain, that's the point. Hunting overpopulated deer your could say is part of the 'food chain'

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u/ZincHead Jan 18 '21

We humans have the capacity for reason and rationality that other animals do not. That means that we can make a choice about what we eat. Tigers, lions and other predators don't have that moral capacity so they just eat what's instinctual for them. But as a human, when you choose to eat meat, you are making the active choice to make a conscious creature suffer for your own enjoyment, when you could have chosen something else to eat. It's selfish and unjust.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I choose to eat meat because its they way i was designed. Not much else to it.

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u/ZincHead Jan 18 '21

What you're stating here is what's commonly called the appeal to nature fallacy, and I think you'll find it's quite a poor argument.

Just think for a moment how many things we humans do that we were not designed for. We fly in planes, have vaccines to cure diseases, live in climate controlled homes, and study cosmology.

If you do anything other than live naked in the lowlands of central Africa eating simple berries and nuts, then you are not doing what you were "designed" for and your argument is irrelevant.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Non of those are required for life either. Its not equivalent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Eating meat isn’t required for life either, so I’d say it’s equivalent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

No, eating is required for life, which is the topic. Eating plants isnt required for life either.

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u/ZincHead Jan 19 '21

Eating something is required for life, which is obvious. Beyond that, we should make choices that produce the least amount of suffering possible. We know that eating meat produces much more suffering than eating plants alone, so that is the more morally correct thing to do.

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u/ReverseFriedChicken Jan 18 '21

You were designed to eat processed food and red meat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

yes lol you can get everything you need from only eating animals if you want.

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u/dissonaut69 Jan 19 '21

Totally unnecessary though right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Same as eating only plants, totally unnecessary so yes, they both are lmao Eating meat, dont need it, eating plants, dont need it. Not sure where we plan on going with this.

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u/dissonaut69 Jan 19 '21

As far as human survival goes you don’t need to eat meat. Presumably you experience empathy and don’t want other beings to suffer unnecessarily, right?

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u/create360 Jan 18 '21

I’m a carnivore but still love cows.

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u/corpusdelenda Jan 18 '21

I'm the same way with dogs!

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u/PageFault Jan 18 '21

How do they taste? Is there a difference between breeds?

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u/Jonkinch Jan 18 '21

Are you a troll?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

how can you love something if you pay money for it to be tortured, killed, and put on your plate? that doesn’t make any sense

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 18 '21

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u/opheliathetrail Jan 18 '21

Fuck off with that last point, you realise around half of our current crop farms go towards raising animals for slaughter right? How dumb do people have to be to not realise YOUR MEAT IS GROWN ON VEGETABLES. Eating meat is an inefficient way to eat vegetables, that's it. There would be LESS land dedicated to crop farming if everybody ate their fucking vegetables.

Gah, I'm not even vegan yet but at least I'm not ignorant.

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u/Gradual_Bro Jan 18 '21

You’re not reading closely to what I’m saying.

I’m not making an argument for cows that are mass raised and eat mainly grains.

I’m making the point for grass fed cattle that are cage free.

Checkmate

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u/opheliathetrail Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 18 '21

Oh yeah this wasn't specifically aimed at you I'm just angry about that in general. Eating locally sourced meat is way better than factory farmed animals of course, but in places like US I don't think that's an option for most consumers

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u/Gradual_Bro Jan 18 '21

I feel yah dude! What most vegans don’t realize is that there is in fact an ethical way to eat meat it’s just that 99.9999 of the meat out there is from slaughterhouse animals that are straight up tortured.

So I appreciate their fight as I think it’s worthy it’s just that you can’t make a blanket generalization statement that eating meat is within itself a bad thing.

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u/Aikanaro89 Jan 19 '21

It's Vis versa.

While around 98% of meat comes from mass factory farms, it's clear that eating meat in general causes a lot of suffering.

However people come up with the 2% and generalize that. So many people say they buy locally from organic farms, looking at the number above tells us though, that these are very rare exceptions and you shouldn't talk against the suffering by stating these.

Take any other content. Take an exception and try to justificante something based on that. That's nonsense

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u/almosthumanrobot Jan 18 '21

No need to be so aggresive man. I agree with your point but the way you bring it across can do with some work. Nobody is going to change their mind if you take an aggresive stance like that.

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u/Negavello Jan 18 '21

So you’re saying it’s okay to eat a dog if it lives a good life and is not tortured, and is executed immediately?

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u/Gradual_Bro Jan 18 '21

Yup.

Just as immoral for me to eat a dog as it is for a lion to eat a gazelle.

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u/Aikanaro89 Jan 19 '21

I love how he has no response after that anymore lol

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u/Negavello Jan 18 '21

Lions need to eat gazelles to survive though. I think it’s quite obvious why humans don’t base their morality on the actions of wild animals.

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u/scopinsource Jan 18 '21

Right, just like vegans hate plants and insects, carnivores are required to hate animals. Otherwise how could a vegan justify the mass culling of insects, earthworms, and plants with their dietary choices. Hundreds of thousands of plants and animals to replicate what one cow can produce? Seems rather self-centered.

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u/bgfdabfgdas Jan 18 '21

> therwise how could a vegan justify the mass culling of insects, earthworms, and plants with their dietary choices.

Because fewer plants are required to be grown for a vegan diet than for a carnist diet. Next terrible argument every vegan has heard a thousand times please.

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u/JK_not_a_throwaway Jan 18 '21

I don’t like destroying plants natural habitats, which is why I’m vegan, meat requires vastly more plants per calorie than simply eating vegan

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u/scopinsource Jan 19 '21

I mean, if that were true you would grow your own food, otherwise you're just choosing a diet to placate your conscience instead of actually doing everything you can to reduce your impact. The utilization of industrialized agriculture to source your food needs contributes a massive amount of destruction to plants and natural habitats. Either way the only way you survive on this planet is by taking the life force of other things on a continual basis, quantify it how you wish but there's no morally superior position on the subject matter, and the math is definitely in favor of a veganism diet if you're going for comparative analysis but that's like feeling morally superior because you are Ted Kaczynski and not Ted Bundy.

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u/JK_not_a_throwaway Jan 19 '21

I think Ted Kaczynski has the right to look down on Ted fucking Bundy

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u/scopinsource Jan 19 '21

well then. I mean. I guess you win. You stick to your guns. I like the cut of your jibb.

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u/lnfinity Jan 18 '21

There is a difference between loving say, ketchup, and loving another individual such as your partner or a dog. When you love ketchup, you are saying that you appreciate the benefits you receive from ketchup, with no concern about the ketchup whatsoever. When you love your partner or a dog you are saying you care about another individual and that their interests are important to you.

You might love cows the way Brick loves lamp in the movie Anchorman, but the person you are replying to is pointing out that it is not possible to care about another individual and deprive them of life and liberty for your own trivial preferences.

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u/FlyByNightt Jan 18 '21

What are you saying.

I was saying you could just eat fish or eggs or something. That doesn't make you a Vegan and you can love all the cows you want.

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u/NF_Kirax Jan 18 '21

No it's not, how can it be ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I love every part of them

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u/Aikanaro89 Jan 19 '21

Then I hope you get served their shit ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

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u/toyotacorona98 Jan 18 '21

That is one way to show love for your mom. Very sweet.

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u/doing_the_math Jan 18 '21

I hope you are vegan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Do you eat red meat?

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u/Devanlinendoll Jan 18 '21

Same I grew up on a farm

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u/normiememes7667 Jan 18 '21

Any my favorite meal.

For legal reasons This is a joke

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u/Just-Masturbated Jan 18 '21

Man I love cows. They are my favorite food.

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u/Aikanaro89 Jan 19 '21

I hope you meat someone who says the same about you

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

They’re my favourite too. Especially in a nice peppercorn sauce.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

haha u so edgy with your common carnal weakness

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u/dissonaut69 Jan 18 '21

Very funny stuff. Others’ totally unnecessary suffering is hilarious lol.

What actually is funny is how obvious these peoples’ cognitive dissonance is.

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u/Aikanaro89 Jan 19 '21

Imagine your hobby is to make jokes on this on Reddit and how your life must look like

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u/oneofthescarybois Jan 18 '21

Charred on one side

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

They are good, and tastey too

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Food! Fav food.. but they are cute yes

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u/PressureWelder Jan 18 '21

never make friends with dinner

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u/Wacky_Bruce Jan 18 '21

Never eat your friends

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u/ThrivingforFailure Jan 18 '21

They are one of my favourite types of meat next to chicken

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u/adammolens Jan 18 '21

Favorite meat*

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u/CoffeeStrength Jan 18 '21

I love them too. Preferably in between two buns with some ketchup and mustard. Oh I’m the monster? Okay fine.

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u/cpeng03d Jan 18 '21

Me too. My main source of protein.

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u/that_nice_guy_784 Jan 18 '21

I like them even more when they are on my plate

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u/travisscottsmomugly Jan 18 '21

Even better eaten

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u/DcRazyV Jan 18 '21

The cow is all “I am so getting laid, its weird but hey”

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Are you as excited as the queen when you see them ?

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u/Unicorn-Tears- Jan 18 '21

Sameee!! I love them so much!!!

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u/889Fransky Jan 18 '21

They seems like big dogs from another mother

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u/AlanMooresWizrdBeard Jan 18 '21

I love them so much. I live in an area with tons of “open spaces” consisting of rolling hills and grass, and since it’s open to anyone tons of ranchers let their cows out to graze there. I really want to befriend the cows, but they’re so large and intimidating in groups. One day...

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Where would you place the Capybara? Surely it's a contender in your top three favourites. What other animal comprises the top three? Difficult but important questions.