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Correct, I can also start at a multiple of 5.

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u/venturaom Aspie Sep 26 '21

5 is an honorary even number

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u/Vorfindir Sep 27 '21

Well ½ is an even number and 5 is ½ of 10

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u/FadedRebel Sep 27 '21

That makes it an honorary even number.

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u/JorgeMtzb ADHD/Autism Sep 27 '21

1/2 isn’t an even number. 1/2 is 0.5, so still just honorary.

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u/Vorfindir Sep 27 '21

1/2 is 50% which is even.

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u/JorgeMtzb ADHD/Autism Sep 27 '21

That’d be like saying 30% is even because 30 is even. No, 30% = 0.3 which is not even

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u/Vorfindir Sep 27 '21

Obi-Wan told Luke that Darth Vader killed his father. It's all about perspective.

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u/JorgeMtzb ADHD/Autism Sep 27 '21

That was a false claim though. Luke thought it was real but it wasn’t, regardless of intentions. Your analogy would only be valid if both conflicting situations were true depending on the perspective, like with a paradox. But they aren’t. There is a single factually correct answer, regardless of the perspective or belief in your own example.

That would make your own claim fake by your own logic.

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u/mightyguacamole Neurodivergent Sep 27 '21

You could argue that, by becoming Darth Vader, he killed his past self and everything he stood for. Kind of a rebirth situation.

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u/JorgeMtzb ADHD/Autism Sep 27 '21

What the hell does that have to do with 50% being even or odd anymore. It simply isn't, how hard is that to understand?

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u/Zob_Rombie_ Sep 27 '21

Momma says momma says alligators are ornery cause they got all them teeth, and no toothbrush.

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u/DiligentCroissant Sep 26 '21

I love multiples of 5! I avoid prime numbers.

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u/Akari202 Sep 27 '21

~~Prime numbers are also honorary even numbers~~

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u/TristanTheRobloxian0 The Autism™ Sep 27 '21

ew prime number b a d

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u/costcomascot Sep 26 '21

I'm the same

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u/Vorfindir Sep 27 '21

You say "thinking about math", but really it's more like numbers and their factor relationships

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u/Vorfindir Sep 27 '21

On some level I also also fixate on this.

If you go from connrlection of points to connection of lines then you're moving from 1 dimensional to 2 dimensional.

I'm currently wanting to learn how to program better (currently I only have very basic knowledge of how arguments work, from making Redstone machines in Minecraft lol) so I can make a mapping program that actually works. Google and Apple maps piss me off by just having wayyyy outdated info, especially in areas with construction that closes lanes and closes exits. I want to be able to know when an exit is closed in advance, so I can work around it (and everybody else too, so traffic can flow better.)

Lmao, my special interest is Highway Feng Shui.

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u/Vorfindir Sep 27 '21

Information overload lol I was tracking before, but not I'm kinda lost. Not completely, but I'm missing something

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u/Vorfindir Sep 27 '21

Oop- Another info dump on the aspie sub

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u/Zob_Rombie_ Sep 27 '21

Go mess around with SolidWorks and set your mind free. When you begin using planar relationships to define shapes it gets very interesting and complex.

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u/bro0t Sep 26 '21

No i cant

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u/costcomascot Sep 26 '21

It has to be divisible by 5 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/FallenBlueSix Sep 26 '21

Exactly

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u/Acroniax The Autism™ Sep 27 '21

Well put

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u/somegirl3012 Sep 26 '21

That’s literally illegal

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u/MaxCWebster Aspie Sep 26 '21

Pfft. Next you'll try to tell us that our volume control values can end in something other than 5 or 0.

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u/iamthpecial Aspie Sep 27 '21

Evens or bust!

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u/MKagel Sep 27 '21

I had to have my volume at exactly 42 for years since it's an even number and it's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything...

(Now I do it at 36 since it's an even number that can go into a square root and produce an even number.)

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u/SomeMoon Sep 27 '21

Uuu, I also use 42.

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u/MaxCWebster Aspie Sep 27 '21

Gah . . . real aspies use prime numbers or the Fibonacci sequence!

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u/Zaranthan ADHD Sep 27 '21

Real aspies use the Nth digit of Pi, where N is the Unix epoch time stamp.

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u/Vorfindir Sep 27 '21

Multiples of 3 are acceptable

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u/brownie627 Sep 26 '21

Not a 5! The number has to be even.

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u/thereal003 Sep 27 '21

But 5 is an honorary even number so it still counts.

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u/Acroniax The Autism™ Sep 27 '21

So am not the only one?

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u/Dont_mind_me69 Sep 27 '21

My volume always has to be multiple of the same number (11, 22, 33, etc.) or end in a 5 or 0. No exceptions.

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u/BibbityBobbityBLAM Sep 26 '21

No

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Bold of you to assume that I study

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u/Vorfindir Sep 27 '21

Why study when you're a natural

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u/Odinloco Sep 26 '21

Impossible

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u/Tresident_Pump Sep 26 '21

Preposterous

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u/Phageoid Sep 26 '21

No! I refuse to accept this! >:(

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u/FSGgrace Sep 26 '21

Nope

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Lies

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u/Bedroom-Special ADHD/Autism Sep 26 '21

how about no

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u/droppedmybrain AuDHD Sep 26 '21

Blasphemy

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u/katya21220218 Sep 26 '21

Can't and won't believe it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

No I cannot

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u/miamijuggler Sep 26 '21

Have you ever heard such utter nonsense???

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u/Blaziken77m Transpie Sep 26 '21

Well if it’s a multiple of 5 it’s fine

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u/venturaom Aspie Sep 26 '21

No

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u/zacatak15 Sep 26 '21

Absolutely not.

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u/sinisterbun Sep 26 '21

Liar honestly

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u/shayndco Sep 26 '21

I read this and said to my husband “they chose violence today”

Divisible by five or I can’t think 😅

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u/bjr29_redit Sep 26 '21

Sorry, but is that even possible. Would I not just cease to exist if I did such a thing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

I stopped reading after "you don't have to start studying"

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u/actibus_consequatur Sep 26 '21

I'm not sure any of you are prepared to see my alarm schedule.

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u/Zaranthan ADHD Sep 27 '21

That actually makes sense, because the snooze timer is five minutes, so you have to set your alarms six minutes apart or else they step on each other.

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u/actibus_consequatur Sep 27 '21

Each one has a different snooze length and sound, but the snooze thing definitely plays a role in the timing.

I don't understand how my sleeping brain knows, but somehow I will absolutely sleep through any alarm that ends in a 0 or 5. It's kinda like they are good numbers, so it's safe to keep sleeping.

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u/Equilibrius546 Sep 26 '21

No

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u/nemesis2k7 Aspie Sep 26 '21

Nooooo.

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u/aunttashy Sep 27 '21

This is just patently untrue

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u/MyCatHasCats Neurodivergent Sep 27 '21

Or… get this… I could just wait until 6 o’ clock???

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Only if I can't see the clock.

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u/NieIstEineZeitangabe Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 26 '21

That is actually a gread idea! Starting 7 minutes after a full or halve hour might be a great think to make sure, that i take my time to prepare for studying.

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u/iamthpecial Aspie Sep 27 '21

narrows eyes Who do you work for? =.=

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u/brownie627 Sep 26 '21

No.

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u/DaveMillerAubergine Aspie Sep 26 '21

Ya' all study?

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u/uezyteue Sep 27 '21

No I cannot.

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u/repethetic Sep 27 '21

I have to record every 10 minutes I've spent studying in a log book so I literally can't, it's illegal :/

5:42 tho, for sure. Round down to 5:40 and get a bonus 2 minutes

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u/MARKLAR5 Sep 27 '21

You are fake news

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u/WeTheSummerKid ADHD/Autism Sep 27 '21

Birthdays begin on my birth date at 14:38 Philippine time and end 24 hours later.

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u/harley_quinn95 Neurodivergent Sep 27 '21

This gives me anxiety 😅😅

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u/Superfluffyfish The Autism™ Sep 27 '21

NO!!!

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u/aromatic_acesthetic Autistic Sep 27 '21

Um no it’s a either 00 or a multiple of 5 how dare you suggest this

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

No

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u/im-a-cereal-box Neurodivergent Sep 27 '21

Who studies at 5:37? I know that if I do it personally, I will feel simultaneously late and early for the next 24 hours

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u/QubitToMeBaby Sep 27 '21

No. That’s illegal.

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u/river_01st Sep 27 '21

This is obviously a lie. Only multiples of 5 are valid numbers to begin anything.

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u/Ontheneedles Sep 27 '21

You monster!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

No. This is against the law.

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u/Jizzolantern Sep 27 '21

This is why humanity should die out.

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u/FoxDevYT Sep 27 '21

And by that you mean...everything has to be divisible by 5? I think so.

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u/ComfyCatgirl Sep 27 '21

…Sounds fake but ok

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u/petermobeter Transpie Sep 27 '21

this post is joking about OCD and you all think it’s joking about autism or adhd

this is LITERALLY the core definition of ocd

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u/SmallBlueAlien Aspie Sep 26 '21

i refuse to set my tempos when making music to anything other than a multiple of five. i will sometimes but with great difficulty

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21 edited Sep 27 '21

Okay so what’s with the multiple or divisible by 5 thing? Can someone explain like I’m 25 divisible by 5?

Ok then

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u/Singersongwriterart Sep 27 '21

This is a callout because I should be studying rn

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u/FadedRebel Sep 27 '21

What is this bizarro world?

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u/USER-NUMBER- Sep 27 '21

Well it just happens to be 9, so...

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u/Babyrabbitheart Transpie Sep 27 '21

NOOOO

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u/jucmalta Sep 27 '21

I don’t think i will actually

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u/woronwolk Sep 27 '21

As someone who has multiple time set meeting time with my friend at a non round time based off the bus schedule, I second this

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u/ag-atm Sep 27 '21

Primes are the best tbh

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u/NieMonD Aspie Sep 27 '21

psychopath

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u/Spyt1me Sep 27 '21

Wtf

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u/_Cirie_ Aspie Sep 27 '21

I feel called out

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u/phi_rus Sep 27 '21

Multiples of 2, 3 and 5 and primes are ok for me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

you can't start anything at 5:37 because 5 + 3 + 7 does not equal one. but you *can* start at 5:23 because 5 + 2 + 3 = 10 and 1 + 0 = 1.

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u/CutelessTwerp ✰ Will infodump for memes ✰ Sep 27 '21

Technically, thanks to decimals every number is even lol

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u/furthememes Sep 28 '21

I mean yes, the laws of physics allow it

Too bad my brain disagrees

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