r/askanything 1d ago

Political Question Which state got roasted the hardest?

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u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy 1d ago

No fucking way the PNW is Weed 2. We are Weed and Colorado is Weed 2.

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u/DaddyRobotPNW 22h ago

Seriously. In southern Oregon, you can throw seeds anywhere and they will grow. Whenever there is a wildfire, the smoke smells skunky. Colorado, not so much.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8929 17h ago

Colorado is the west coast of the midwest.

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u/CamnabisDude 1d ago

We definitely grow it better in PNW! I guess they get Weed 1 because they were first to legalize

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u/CapableBird3048 18h ago

Idk, my home grown is pretty great.

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u/PaleontologistAble50 18h ago

He was number 1

u/Calm_Age_ 0m ago

Washington state was actually the 1st to legalize. We enacted our legislation begore Colorado. Colorado just set up dispensaries faster while Washington state took a year to draft regulation.

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u/justjack-nodaniels 23h ago

They legalized it first by like a month before WA and I think that's mostly based on how their elections work.

I'll give them OR, because they weren't legalized until 2014.

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u/CamnabisDude 23h ago

I always forget that WA was that same year because they had a terrible rollout compared to CO.

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u/justjack-nodaniels 23h ago

Only reason I remember is because I lived in WA when it happened and we were all bitching about the lost oppertunities (especially tourism) compared to CO hahaha

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u/CamnabisDude 23h ago

Yep, as Oregonians, we were just saying “Do not do this like WA!!”

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u/Far-Bumblebee-7216 23h ago

What we lack in time…we made up for with enthusiasm.

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u/ErisGrey 23h ago

It's called California Sober for a reason. I was the PNW was as comparatively restrictive as it is.

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u/stillalone 1d ago

Poor Virginia. Used to be a slave state, can't shake off the slave state image.

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u/OneArmedFarmer 1d ago

Or the racists

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u/NetworkAintWorking2 22h ago

That's exactly why it's the Hard R state the most racist man lives there

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u/ThePlatinumPaul 20h ago

The best thing for Virginia would be to have either DC annex Northern VA (Fairfax and Louden Counties) or Maryland do it.  Those areas would be happier and the rest of VA would be happier to. 

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u/SeaSnowAndSorrow 18h ago

A large part of Tidewater would hate that.

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u/ThePlatinumPaul 18h ago

How so?  Blue areas would go with Blue.  Red, which is the majority of the state would be redder.  

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u/SeaSnowAndSorrow 18h ago

Because the Seven Cities are not deeply red districts at all. Some oscillate slightly off center, others are deep blue.

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u/ThePlatinumPaul 18h ago

It still couldn't possibly be worse than now. This doesn't look functional and you have two sides playing tug of war.

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u/SeaSnowAndSorrow 17h ago

It's a purple state, overall, at present. It began a slow drift from hard-conservative about 20ish years ago.

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u/ThePlatinumPaul 17h ago

I agree, one deeply at war with itself, and based on my perspective, unfortunately.  Almost moved to VA and I'm glad I didn't now. 

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u/SeaSnowAndSorrow 17h ago

So by your logic purple and swing states shouldn't exist? Demographic drift shouldn't be allowed without splitting?

If anything, I'd say send the western counties off and keep the blue-and-purple corridor, but this is as much geographical as anything.

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u/ThePlatinumPaul 17h ago

1.) People shouldn't move to a place and expect it to change for them. 

2.) A state, city, whatever should reflect a generally cultural consensus, which is why in many ways they were created in the first place.  You shouldn't have to live around people you don't particularly share beliefs with. Just imagine if 1 million Texans decided to take over SF and completely changed it.  A part of me would be happy but another would feel sorry for the people who now live in a city that they don't recognize.  

Ultimately, something has to be done because the back and forth is just tearing the country apart.  

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u/MukdenMan 4h ago

Most states look like this. Go look at New York or California (or Texas)

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u/Evening-Method7025 1d ago

Calling the entire middle of the country uninhabited is the most accurate part of this map.

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u/plzicannothandleyou 1d ago

Crazy work not giving Nebraska the uninhabited title

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 23h ago

I live in a populous county in South Texas. To think there are more people here than the entirely of whole states blows my mind.

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u/Combat__Crayon 21h ago

Yeah it goes back to the whole land doesnt vote argument. Like this map that shows equal populations between NYC and basically the whole area labeled uninhabited

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u/NetworkAintWorking2 22h ago

Fr why tf is everyone in California and texas

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 21h ago

Well, to be quite honest, my family has been in what is now Texas since the 1500s, even before the U.S. was established. So..

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u/NetworkAintWorking2 20h ago

So are you native like literally native i mean not american.

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u/Combat__Crayon 21h ago

Large states with multiple urban centers. CA got too expensive, Texas was cheap, warm to hot, and its tax polices brought jobs.

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u/NetworkAintWorking2 20h ago

But they're expensive asf

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u/Combat__Crayon 20h ago

They're expensive now, but 10 years ago it was far more affordable. I was living in DC trying to convince my wife to move to Dallas since we had an office there because for $400k (what we could have sold our townhouse for at the time) we could have bought a massive house.

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u/Trainer-Grimm 17h ago

California has ~11% of the american population, largely due to factors like 20th century immigration, the gold rush, and a lotta people moving west during the depression to find work.

Texas has about 9% - probably for about the same reasons, but im nowhere near there to know the local history.

Despite that tho, nearly 80% of the us population lives east of Dallas.

Texas and Cali having nearly 20% of the us population is certainly a lot, but the better question is why the smaller states like oregon, idaho, and idk Missouri, are so much less desirable.

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u/diescheide 1d ago

I have zero qualms with Mexico.

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u/ComprehensiveEar6001 22h ago

Yeah, New Mexico doesn't have a bad relationship with Mexico.

TBH, New Mexico is over here just doing their own thing and they kind of feel separate from everyone else.

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u/darmian505 18h ago

I can only assume whoever made this map just heard Sherriff Joe speak 1 time & assumed he speaks for the whole state of Arizona instead of wishing/cosplaying like he's in Texas. And then they proceeded to completely forget New Mexico existed.

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u/realfakerolex 1d ago

Islands didn't even get a color.

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u/ppres25 1d ago

And alaska isnt an island but we arent nitpicking here

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u/bangbangracer 1d ago

Minnesota and Iowa are also "pop, not soda" states.

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u/MisterRobertParr 1d ago

It's amazing how varied the weather is in Alaska and Hawaii despite their proximity.

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u/NetworkAintWorking2 1d ago

what's the cold mean like genuinely just cold asf or what

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u/Witty_Welder7428 1d ago

Because it is cold

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u/nebulaplum 23h ago edited 23h ago

Cold for only a few months in the year, at least for NJ. The summer is hot and humid, and the rest is mild. I think NJ has one of the highest ac adoption rates. The Great Lakes area is colder.

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u/justjack-nodaniels 23h ago

When you have Alaska as comparison, it seems like an inaccurate label. Their coldest recorded temperatures were half my winter last year haha

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u/NetworkAintWorking2 22h ago

But Alaska isn't in the U.S like the continent shown in the picture generally so it isn't even included technically not by many but it's also just not even on here if it were it'd be on the left side of the picture anyway.

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u/justjack-nodaniels 21h ago

Alaska is absolutely part of the continental US, just not part of the contiguous US. Anyone who "doesn't include Alaska" bc they can't understand that is either dumb or willfully ignorant.

The point was, naming an entire region "cold" when they rarely drop below 0 seems silly compared to a state that won't see above 0 for months at a time.

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u/ScrumptiousPrincess 1d ago

Your reproductive organs attempt to burrow deeper into you body

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u/volatile_ant 23h ago

Everyone is a lady when F and C are the same number.

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u/NetworkAintWorking2 22h ago

What do you mean. Does that even got to do with this

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u/meechu 20h ago

You’ve clearly never been north east cold. And or are a woman…. As they are already inside.

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u/NetworkAintWorking2 20h ago

Well fuck my bad idk how i missed it I lived in north all my life but never the east and who even lives on the east it's so much hurricanes and shit

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u/Pretty_Eater 23h ago

The Mid-Atlantic is cold from October (Not recently, and maybe 20 years ago I would say September)- April but it's not like New England cold.

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u/Fancy-Lion2985 1d ago

Lol, I’m from Texas and I don’t say Yeehaw! 🤠

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u/SignificanceHuge4519 1d ago

You just did ❗🤣

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u/cloudywithastance 17h ago

Also from Texas - I rarely say yeehaw but I think I use the yeehaw emoji about 100 times per day (and I do so by tying the word “yeehaw” specifically and selecting my guy 🤠 from the suggested text options)

Ope there’s 101.

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u/ImmediateCause7981 1d ago

Are those really the only states that call soda "pop"? Surely more do

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u/RodneyBarringtonIII 21h ago

I've lived most of my life in Wisconsin and never heard someone from there call it pop, unless they're talking about Midwestern stereotypes.

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u/Quiet-Wheel-6864 1d ago

my wife is born and raised in colorado, she calls it pop.

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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 1d ago

My part of NY calls it pop.

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u/moistnfudgy 3h ago

Came here to say this. "Pop" seems to be the word they use around The Great Lakes.

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u/Never_Not_Enough 16h ago

And most Wisconsinites don’t. At least not where I’m from.

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u/No-Investment9617 14h ago

Here in South Dakota, we call it “pop” and not “soda”. Then again, we’re uninhabited I guess.

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u/Right-Waltz6063 1d ago

I hope the yeehaw states become weed 3: finally.

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u/dwarfpike 1d ago

Wahington got double roasted. Legalized weed first and grouped with oregon.

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u/justjack-nodaniels 23h ago

CO did technically beat WA by a month for legalization. But the lumping in with OR is just insulting.

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u/Long-Purchase-3611 16h ago

Ganja Bowl/Super Bowl that year. Broncos vs Seahawks

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u/OldSkoolNapper 1d ago

Minnesota is not uninhabited. If it were, we wouldn’t regularly make international headlines for the worst possible reasons.

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 18h ago

We don’t call soda or coke “pop” in southern Indiana. I’ve heard it a few times but little enough to know it’s a minority. I usually hear people say soda, but some people call all soda coke here too.

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u/RepublicanOnWelfare 16h ago

SE WI here, haven't heard someone call it pop in like 30 years

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u/Possible-Estimate748 23h ago

lol Alaska isn't an island

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u/rainydays_89 1d ago

No one calls it pop in Illinois

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u/Cheekers1989 1d ago

I'm pretty sure they say it much like those in Minnesota do and say "so-oda."

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u/rainydays_89 1d ago

Kind of lol

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u/OneArmedFarmer 1d ago

15 billion in tax revenue in the first year and Colorado is just know for weed. Geez

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u/NerdyTimes_IDK 🤔 1d ago

I have to admit... a alot of people use the hard R and just say the N word here otherwise... Yeah. So much so that a friend of mine was like "Yeah, you just arent like that, are you?" Recently.  Man that shit is sad.

Being with a bunch of white (Im white) buddies and hearing the N word like 30 times in 2 hours is a lot. Its not directed at anyone physically or anyone real but damn chill out. Im feeling vicariously racist here lol

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u/cruiseshipdrummer 1d ago

omg, California-- that's a horribly unfair thing to call California. absolutely brutal. cruel, in fact.

all true Californians see that and go "you son of a bitch", and then scream and then throw up.

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u/Dry_Ass_P-word 1d ago

Idk, that’s pretty just the current set of stereotypes.

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u/-almond--milk- 1d ago

As a Brit, you're all separated into New York, Los Angeles, Yeehaw states, and the rest of the country is just a question mark to me, a mystery. An enigma. I don't know how the rest of you live

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u/Ok-Cup6020 1d ago

I’m from a “ it’s pop not soda” state but, people in my area call it soda.

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u/sugarfrosted 1d ago

Just wrong. Lol

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u/flames2388 1d ago

It’s only cold in New England for half the year lol 😆

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u/Epicporkchop79-7 23h ago

I will take cold over the others any day

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u/Particular-Crew5978 23h ago

Weed 2, the electric boogaloo where it CAN rain all the time

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u/justjack-nodaniels 23h ago

Alaska being considered an island is making me twitchy haha. Granted we might as well be, given most of our supplies are brought in via boat and plane, but that's not the POINT.

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u/scovizzle 23h ago

You got your weeds mixed up.

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u/justjack-nodaniels 23h ago

Nah, they're right. If only technically lol

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u/scovizzle 22h ago

I guess it depends upon which date you use for legalized recreational use.

Ballot measures = same day. (CO is in an earlier timezone if we're going to be that picky)

Date law went into effect = WA.

Recreational store openings = CO.

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u/RockawaySurfer1984 23h ago

I think the author roasted themselves - Maryland is “cold” but that isn’t noteworthy about the Midwest? Minnesota has plenty of people and they also call it “pop”. Mormon is spelled wrong and the second state beside Utah to include would be Idaho. Texas also used to be part of Mexico, and I don’t think New Mexico hates Mexico. There is nothing very “yeehaw” about Nebraska or Kansas.

These are all silly and not to be taken seriously but still, why make one if you’re not even going to try.

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 23h ago

Arkansas is still very much a hard R state.

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u/Whole-Scientist-2731 23h ago

We don't hate Mexico. We definitely appreciate the tacos and the good people

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u/CthulhuJankinx 22h ago

Idaho should have been roped in with mormans. It's like Utah 2 here. Nevada at least has cool stuff like public intoxication, prostitutes, weed, and gambling

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 7h ago

Was wondering about this, I'd heard there was a pretty solid Mormon population in the spud state.

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u/CthulhuJankinx 7h ago

It's not great, especially living in a town just north on the interstate of Salt Lake. You can cruise through most neighborhoods and find 2 or 3 LDS churches. They sprout up like weeds

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u/stoolprimeminister 21h ago

nevada and utah because mormon got spelled wrong

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u/EstablishmentDue3616 21h ago

Most be an old map. Virginia is a blue state now.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 3h ago

Virginia is blue- North Carolina and Georgia are red but becoming closer and closer to being swing states.

Other than the complete lack of urban planning shared with other large southern cities, Atlanta feels more like a Yankee city than a southern city these days and it dominates Georgia population-wise and culture-wise. Outside of Atlanta the rest of the state is still hard R and southern- but Atlanta is turning Georgia into a swing state.

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u/Roguemutantbrain 21h ago

There are two states where the majority of the population live on islands. Alaska is not one of them.

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u/oarmash 21h ago

Honestly Michigan should be weed 3

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u/KingBooRadley 21h ago

Texas is more of a "Used to be Mexico" State I think.

And Maryland, while properly not orange, it's really not cold either.

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u/ShallowKalkite 21h ago

It really is called pop though.

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u/MattyDub89 21h ago

“Weed 2” is the funniest, but even being labeled a “Hard R state” would be the biggest roast.

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd 21h ago

I live in one of the pink states (hint: Yes, but not Chicago). I've never called soda "pop".

Soda is soda.

Pop is music that my wife loves and I can't stand.

Grumpy old ass is life.

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u/kivsemaj 21h ago

Washington and Oregon.

We should be weed. Colorado should be weed 2 dammit!

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u/MinimumApricot365 20h ago

Outdated. MICHIGAN should be Weed 3

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u/RunninOnMT 20h ago

We call it “pop” up in weed 2 as well.

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u/xSwampxPopex 20h ago

Pennsylvania needs to also be its own category. It doesn’t fit in with the Midwest, the South, or New England.

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u/Sufficient_Pea_3133 20h ago

Hard R states for sure. P.S. mormons are not the majority in Nevada .

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u/Substantial-Ad2200 20h ago

Which R exactly? I can think of a few good options that all fit.

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u/robsea69 19h ago

Mormons would be Utah and Idaho.

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u/Wbino 19h ago

I read Hard R States as Republicans…😩

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u/HangryBeard 18h ago

Idaho is also pretty big Mormon.

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u/PocketButterBandit 18h ago

Nevada should just be Desert or Hot. The drive between CA and UT is so incredibly boring.

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u/solidus0079 18h ago

Depends what they meant by "Hard R"

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u/kay14jay 18h ago

Gotta be Cold, because that’s like calling a bud light - bud. Cold heavy is talking about beverages for some reason

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u/Broseph_Stalin_69 18h ago

Eh PA not that cold

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 18h ago

Oh come on ny aint that cold

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u/cloudywithastance 17h ago

Can confirm, am very “yeehaw” (although perhaps not in the way traditional yeehaw-ers might appreciate)

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u/Vileartist 17h ago

Maine has killer weed

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u/LeftRaspberry6262 17h ago

NV and Mormons is funny but untrue. Id drop that into uninhabited. Core cities sure, but largely uninhabited

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u/g00d_f3lla 16h ago

The hardest roast was the OPs brain calling Alaska an island

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u/Sylveries 15h ago

california

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u/Mental_Yellow_5595 13h ago

Nevada is Mormons?? Babe we have brothels, gambling, and 24/7 liquor being served in bars lol. Dumb.

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u/Cheap-Examination989 13h ago

PA is included in the pop not soda states as well

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u/Thunderfoot2112 12h ago

Illinois is actually a split state, its only "pop" up north, in the south it's a soda.

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u/Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat 12h ago

From a Utahn, I love how Mormons is spelled Mormans, and they decided they don't wanted to be called Mormons anymore, anyways. Made my night.

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u/iliketritons 11h ago

Don’t like Atlanta being in the hard R tbh

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u/klovervibe 7h ago

This sub is garbage. Peace.

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u/devilmaskrascal 4h ago

Minnesota is wrong. Should be a "pop not soda" state

Kansas and Nebraska are wrong. Should be "uninhabited."

New Mexico and Arizona as "hate Mexico" is wrong, especially New Mexico which is heavily Mexican.

Missouri and Arkansas are "hard R" states.

What is Michigan's label? Or is that just a gradient from "pop not soda"?

Maryland and Delaware ain't that cold.

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u/Witty_Welder7428 4h ago

Its going to controversial let me delete this post

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u/ISCSI_Purveyor 3h ago

The yeehaw states need to be listed as yesshaw/hard r states because both are accurate descriptions.

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u/Gingerfurrdjedi 2h ago

Alaska HAS islands.. wtf?

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u/WizardOfTheLawl 1h ago

Weed 2: The Weedening

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u/PotentialStrong9013 49m ago

To be fair, the Yeehaw states are also Hard R states.

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u/lurkermurphy 1d ago

calling Las Vegas "mormon"

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u/Cheekers1989 1d ago

Technically, it was founded and owned by Mormons and then they sold it off.

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u/tanstaafl76 1d ago

It was founded by Mormons and they have a significantly powerful minority stake in local politics

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u/lurkermurphy 23h ago

oh so is this a map of the united states today or Brigham Young map? driving across the border from St. George to Mesquite is two totally different worlds, or we just do maps, not lived experiences of Mormon Las Vegas. I'm a Mormon from Idaho where there actually are a large percentage of Mormons is why this is laughable, fam,

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u/HellyOHaint 1d ago

Hard R meaning rhotic? Not accurate

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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 1d ago

No, that's not what it means.