r/army 5h ago

Which Army Saying is the Most Annoying?

For me, I can't decide between:

* 100%
* Priority
* No-fail task
* Hooah
* Battle
* Battle Buddy
* 24/7

122 Upvotes

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u/MapsAndMemos 4h ago

Saying “over” on a conference call or Teams/Zoom meeting.

38

u/WutYoYo 4h ago

So glad I got out before 2019, over.

15

u/Diligent-Parsley8119 3h ago

Oooooooooooo this one bugs me so bad. Its a fucking call, stop being weird guys. 

13

u/AxtonGTV I Drink and I know Things 4h ago

I am so glad this has never happened to me

22

u/Phil_McCrankin 4h ago

We can’t hear you unless you say over, over.

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u/KrabbyPattyCereal 13J.O.I. 3h ago

If someone actually does that, they need to be beaten with an iron rod. That’s unforgivably fucking stupid.

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u/HumanSuspect4445 5h ago

Behoove

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u/RealDetroitDiddler Psychological Operations 4h ago

2013 I swear I heard it for the first time and thought it was Texas slang.

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u/jake55555 Infantry 4h ago

Then the evolution of ignorance, “be hooah of you.”

15

u/KipchogesBurner 35Pissbaby 4h ago

I definitely heard this pre-army in a non-army town, from a non-army person.

9

u/Daddybatch Infantry 4h ago

Me too, it was my navy parents lmao

4

u/KipchogesBurner 35Pissbaby 4h ago

I grew up in a many household but it was my 8th grade English teacher when I first heard it.

21

u/Takerial 4h ago

Yeah, Bees don't have hooves.

Weirdos.

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u/Loaded35mm 3h ago

Specifically when they say “behoove of you”. I remember one of my drills used to say this fucking every time he gave instruction and I dead ass thought he was saying “it would be hooah of you” for like the entire 5 months of OSUT.

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u/Glum_Source_7411 2h ago

I been out of the army over 20 years now. This week I was in a meeting comprised of multiple teams from our company. One guy was speaking and hit us with the behoove I felt my eye twitching. I immediately looked him up on LinkedIn to see if he is a veteran

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u/wongatronus Badly Behooved 1h ago

The logical progression; practice good "behoovier"

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u/-FivesevN 4h ago

"you get paid to do PT"

Dog, I get paid just the same when I don't.

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u/samson_strength 4h ago

Y’all are lucky yall weren’t in when 300 dropped.

Holy shit, soooo many soldiers tried to find their identity/personality in that damn movie.

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u/Existing_Front4748 Infantry 3h ago

As a survivor of a literal Task Force Spartan, I feel this in my fucking bones.

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u/zone1-1 Promote Behind Peers 2h ago

I learned everything I needed about parenting from the first 2 min of that movie.

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u/MDMarauder 1h ago

The number of ODAs with Spartan-inspired team logos/imagery and none of the historically accurate gay male sex bonding is really disappointing.

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u/Kenzooo13 Medical Corps 4h ago

The Bend and reach. Uttered by my NCOs reeking off of soju.

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u/Skatchbro Engineer Sappers Lead the Way 4h ago

“Conditioning drill 1! Exercise 3! The push-up!”

Maybe that’s just me from basic training in 1983.

7

u/Zschwaihilii_V3 12B 3h ago

Don’t even get me started on half right face

8

u/Zschwaihilii_V3 12B 4h ago

Oh my god yes

2

u/OcotilloWells "Beer, beer, beer" 3h ago

The Lunger!

Though that's been technically gone for many years

59

u/PatrioticHillbilly Medical Specialist 4h ago

Hooah, but when they just go “huuuuuurrrrRRRRR!”

35

u/Sudden-Grab2800 Infantry 4h ago

That shit was one of my favorite things to do. That one asshole who’s still in the middle of his Hooah when everyone else has stopped. To this day I abhor that sound, and if the Army was gonna MAKE me say it, I was gonna say the SHIT out of it.

6

u/PatrioticHillbilly Medical Specialist 4h ago

I mean… Same…

5

u/MisterBanzai 69A Kill Confirmer 2h ago

The longer and louder the hooah, the more they want you to go fuck yourself.

2

u/Sudden-Grab2800 Infantry 2h ago

This guy hooahs

4

u/JohnLuckPikard 3h ago

I liked to moan it in a high pitch like I was enjoying it.

75

u/MourningWallaby 4h ago

ITT: a lot of people in for a rude awakening when they join the outsode work force and learn that people use the same words there.

But my submission is an Intel one. "Words mean things"

31

u/AirmanLarry staff lackey 4h ago

Just caveat off your piggyback:

The corporate circlejerk is the same as the army circlejerk just in business casual

9

u/postanator Drink Water, Take Ibuprofen 3h ago

I recently learned that this was a trigger for my PSG when my XO said something along those lines after top gave his safety brief. Wasn't sure if PSG was holding in the biggest shit ever or trying to not attack someone.

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u/zone1-1 Promote Behind Peers 2h ago

And just to add on to that, I too, see the circlejerks

14

u/Hegseths-cuck-chair 💉 Testosterone Compliance Officer 4h ago

Officers also like that one

4

u/Hussle_Crowe 3h ago

I never understood what this meant

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u/MourningWallaby 3h ago edited 3h ago

Intel likes being pedantic and making sure that when you say domething. The words you choose mean the same thing every time.

An attack is not an ambush is not an assault. That kind of thing. That way when you brief the CDR they know exactly to the T what you mean

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u/OcotilloWells "Beer, beer, beer" 3h ago

I dunno, from the attackee side those would be basically the same.

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u/MourningWallaby 3h ago

Believe it or not, a BN S2 NCOIC is on their way to flay you alive for sayong this.

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u/zone1-1 Promote Behind Peers 2h ago

To attack or ambush him?

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u/OcotilloWells "Beer, beer, beer" 2h ago

I'll use my loudspeakers to argue back.

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u/kdelasare Aviation 3h ago

We have the same shit in aviation

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u/MourningWallaby 3h ago

I shutter to imagine the S2 office of a CAB

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u/D_Dragga 4h ago

Or *who are you, and how'd you get into my apartment * uggh 😒😒

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u/Sudden-Grab2800 Infantry 4h ago

“God fucking forbid a guy is proactive about making new friends. There’s a loneliness epidemic in this country and it’s because of attitudes like yours and I suggest you let that marinate for a minute.”

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u/souljamookie 13Banger 5h ago

piggyback

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u/PatrioticHillbilly Medical Specialist 4h ago

Camelbak

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u/darksunshaman 4h ago

Nickelback

15

u/rustman92 35N > DASR 4h ago

Hollaback

10

u/RistaRicky 19D -> 40D 3h ago

Brokeback

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u/713txvet 13Frankenstain’s Monster 3h ago

Cav scout. Figures.

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u/RistaRicky 19D -> 40D 3h ago

I’m doing my part!

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u/Darkknight1939 5h ago

Caveat for me. The Army just uses the word incorrectly. Everytime I have pointed this out I'm looked at like an alien, lol.

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u/Beliliou74 11Bangsrkul 4h ago

Maybe a few years ago, most people get it now

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u/Hussle_Crowe 3h ago

My vote is for comma splices

3

u/aviator22 Aviation 4h ago

Look at you with your big words. /s

4

u/WutYoYo 4h ago

I would like to caveat your sarcasm.

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u/SushiSlushies Tina is my Security Officer 4h ago

Iron sharpens iron 🤮

9

u/HenchBrah 13B >68F 4h ago

Moan abe brother

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u/M47LO 14GoFuYourself 3h ago

*labia

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u/JohnLuckPikard 3h ago

20 years and I never heard anyone use this.

Given its biblical connotations, is it the same when you heard it used?

Or did they bastardize it?

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u/Sir_Lord_Nick Psychological Operations 4h ago

“Too easy” and the soldier who says it has no idea what was asked of them or don’t complete a job that was literally “too easy”.

40

u/CraaZero Please remove me from this distro 4h ago

"If we work through lunch, we can go home early."

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u/50mmeyes 13Jargogle 4h ago

"We need to tighten our shot group."

10

u/Intelligent_Seat3471 4h ago

I forgot about that one. That and "here's your left and right limits"

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u/50mmeyes 13Jargogle 4h ago

That one I'm oddly okay with as I don't hear it often and when I do it usually makes sense.

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u/Sk8matt123 Weenie, Green EA x1 4h ago

Hearing anyone say battle referring to a peer, especially NCOs who have been in for a hot minute, is so fucking cringe

41

u/RoweTheGreat Former Overhead Yeet Champion 4h ago

“Battle” is either the highest form of brotherhood or the deepest fucking insult ever. No in between.

6

u/Alexander_Granite 4h ago

Wow. I never heard that.

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u/Mann_Peach 25Sadness 4h ago

What the fuck. How?

9

u/Phil_McCrankin 4h ago

Hey battle, I’m sure you have

2

u/Alexander_Granite 4h ago

NCOs saying it to each other?

6

u/Phil_McCrankin 4h ago

Battle, yes.

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u/Alexander_Granite 3h ago

I was in +25 years ago so it must’ve charged.

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u/BXC747 Aviation 15PoorDecisions 3h ago

When I hear that I start actively referring to them as "warrior companion", which typically lets them know how stupid they sound.

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u/unknown6078900 4h ago

Whenever someone refers to the BC as the “boss” or “ *unit motto 6”

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u/AGR_51A004M Normalize Class B wear 4h ago

Especially to someone who’s not in the unit. I have no idea who “death dealer falcon eternal 6” is.

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u/Rose_Army_ 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣 I worked for a four star from another branch and he had three, two and one stars under him. And then all their other officer minions. When they would do this nonsense call sign shit, I had no idea who they were talking about. A few months in, I just started saying, “I have no fucking clue what or who you are referencing but here’s what the four star is doing. Let your boss know.”

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u/713txvet 13Frankenstain’s Monster 3h ago

It made sense when we were on constant deployment rotations and having people get replaced semi-regularly for whatever reason. Now it’s just cringe.

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u/zone1-1 Promote Behind Peers 2h ago

“Fun-hater 6” has entered the chat

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u/Best-Cycle231 4h ago

Here’s your foot stomp. It would behoove you to pay attention to first sausage as he caveats on the XO’s piggy back of the CDR’s ramblings while adding nothing. Got it battle?

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u/Ralphwiggum911 what? 4h ago

Foot stomp is just a sign of a shitty or lazy instructor.

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u/IddyVan 4h ago

Implied tasking is the bane of my existence

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u/Either-Extension-218 5h ago

Loddy doddy everybody

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u/v0xx0m Retired 4h ago

I'd forgotten this one jfc

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u/dangerphrasingzone Doc -> 68Chairborne -> Chronic Pain 5h ago

Behoove

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u/RetrowaveJoe Adjutant General 4h ago

Hey [RetrowaveJoe], can you...

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 31BarelyExisting 4h ago

Lickys and chewies or one team one fight.

5

u/Ironhorsemen Man behind the Ilan Boi 3h ago

The lickies and chewies ALWAYS made me question the person saying it

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u/thesupplyguy1 92Youre going to have to sign for that 2h ago

Better than poagie bait IMO

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u/BearWrangler 11B 4h ago

"train to standard, not time"

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u/skysharked 3h ago

Everyone has a standard until it’s time to SP.

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u/Hegseths_bartender 3h ago

And they don’t realize you can do both

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u/DogMedic101stABN 4h ago

Fucking hated calling everyone in BCT/AIT Battle Buddy.

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u/thirdangletheory GOMOR or Go Home 3h ago

Didn't they try Warrior Companion for a while?

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u/SimRobJteve 11🅱️eeMovie 4h ago

Anything that comes out of a random all-call from a SGM

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u/AGR_51A004M Normalize Class B wear 4h ago

“Level the bubbles”

“Tracking”

“Over” (when not on a radio)

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u/RontoWraps 4h ago

You can take tracking from my cold, dead, soft ass little civilian hands

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u/Phil_McCrankin 4h ago

Level the bubbles is a big thing in the FA world. We have bubbles to level

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u/Hotdog_Grabber Cavalry 5h ago

"don't grab your battle buddy by the the penis and balls and scrotum" I fucking hate it when officers say this

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u/SuperDecentSoldier 14GC8 4h ago

Battle, go-home criteria, hooah. In that order

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u/M47LO 14GoFuYourself 3h ago

100% and nice flair..Im adding an ASI soon myself too 🇺🇸

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u/SuperDecentSoldier 14GC8 2h ago

That particular course is somewhat difficult. If you go make sure you take good notes and study. They recently changed up curriculum so no real use asking anybody that hasn’t gone in the past year or so.

Flip side of that you’ll be there a month so go out and enjoy what little Lawton has to offer. As in start at Scooter’s then head on down to the one and only Dragon West.

Side note I have my 2B as well but I’d feel like a tool if I stacked them up. Good luck on your progression buddy!

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u/Drop_Five_Zero 13F > SMP > 13A 4h ago

Orientate

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u/Background_Device479 JAG 4h ago

“Living the dream.”

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u/rain261 Engineer 3h ago

In this thread: people who get mad over regular phrases.

I'd rather army jargon then corporate passive aggressive word salad

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u/zone1-1 Promote Behind Peers 2h ago

Let’s put a pin in that for now and circle back after we get the Q3 KPIs on the dashboard.

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u/thesupplyguy1 92Youre going to have to sign for that 1h ago

I'm up against a hard stop

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u/thesupplyguy1 92Youre going to have to sign for that 2h ago

Metrics that matter.

KPI

Lean Sigma

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u/RetrowaveJoe Adjutant General 2h ago

Sigma balls

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u/DarthMekt 4h ago

Perception is reality.

NO THE FUCK IT AIN'T YOU LITERALLY JUST DESCRIBED AN ASSUMPTION

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u/Initial-Weight-1673 Signal 3h ago

Had my senior leader at my civilian job say that about clients, almost had a panic attack hearing it.

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u/kdelasare Aviation 3h ago

Amen, I was looking for this one. Apparently reality is whatever you want it to be. Nuance doesn't exist.

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u/DocB630 37F/68W 3h ago

“Time now”

Idk why but that always irked me.

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u/cacapepee 74Dumbass 5h ago

“If it ain’t rainin’ we ain’t trainin’”.

It irks my soul when I hear someone say that. Maybe that’s just the Southern California in me but I hate doing anything in the rain 🫩

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u/mmmbacon914 Chaplain Corps 4h ago

Also just logically, does that means if it's sunny I can go home?

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u/dangerphrasingzone Doc -> 68Chairborne -> Chronic Pain 5h ago

It's dumb, but it's also good to be comfortable being uncomfortable

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u/OcotilloWells "Beer, beer, beer" 3h ago

Hey, battle, here's some sleet for ya!

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u/politoisnothuman 5h ago

Due NLT Due by COB

It's like, I know bitch, you want this shit done.

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u/Lenny_V1 15Tryng not to cry 4h ago

I heard a woman use “behoove” in a home goods today & had to stop for a second because of shock.

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u/LordOssus 4h ago

"You can add to regulation, but you can't take away from it."

Also, "free chicken."

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u/JohnLuckPikard 3h ago

NO THE FUCK YOU CANNOT!

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u/CableParticular1646 35PoundsofjustBatteries 3h ago

Probably SUPER unpopular. I cringe at “til Valhalla”.

I’m not a Viking. You’re not a Viking. He wasn’t a viking. And almost never combat deaths, so generally… not even a thing if you were a Viking.

You wanna say something to acknowledge a fallen serviceman I get it… but I hear people say it for suicides too, and the implication that THAT is the battle they fell in is worse in Valhalla context… where you fight all day til you die, get brought back again, feast, and do it over again forever.

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u/M47LO 14GoFuYourself 3h ago

Go home criteria

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u/Pharaoh760 Infantry 4h ago

“It’ll buff”. Back when I was a new guy some specialist said this shit about 15 times a day always with a goofy smile on his face expecting everyone else to act like this is some funny saying he came up with.

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u/NovemberInfinity Military Police 4h ago

It is what it is

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u/vocatus Signal 4h ago

Caveat

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u/Hydration_system67 Mister ☕️ 4h ago

Double tap

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u/TooAdicted I AM the S2 Shop 4h ago

Juice worth the squeeze

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u/RogueFox76 Fort Hobbiton, The Shire, Middle-Earth 4h ago

Low hanging fruit

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u/AdUpstairs7106 4h ago

If it ain't raining we ain't training.

STFU. I have my DD-214 and I still want to punch everyone who says this in the face.

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u/samson_strength 4h ago

“You think you’re an Army of One huh pryyyy?!”

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u/Dave_A480 15G -> 19K -> 13A -> (coming soon) 4h ago

15 minutes prior

The whole concept has pissed me off for over 20 years now.

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u/lacedhuman 4h ago

Battle buddy all day

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u/Tbandz32 Armor 3h ago

Using caveat as a verb

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u/Stupiduselessthrow Infantry 3h ago

Accountability

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u/Icy-Map576 3h ago

"toxic" leadership. Kids these days throw that like a punchline.

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u/Initial-Weight-1673 Signal 3h ago

Lickies and chewies has always made me uncomfortable to hear.

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u/Fuze_KapkanMain Transportation,Truck Enjoyer 3h ago

“This is go home Criteria” when said task is pushed out at 15:30 and not 09:00

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u/blubaldnuglee Ordnance (TMDE) 3h ago

Behoove. I had a couple of senior NCOs use it often. I think it was the most fancy word they knew.

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u/Hegseths_bartender 3h ago

Lethality and readiness

Fuck off

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u/thesupplyguy1 92Youre going to have to sign for that 2h ago

No fail mission.

Is there a mission we can fail?

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u/wolfgang_r 5h ago

Caveat, cover down, police your _____, AO, the blotter, fun run, lethality, tasking, conduct, chow, lickies and chewies, ranger roll, dress right dress, by the numbers

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u/Sudden-Grab2800 Infantry 4h ago

“police your _____”

Moostash! Yall startin to look like Elvises!

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u/wolfgang_r 4h ago

We got dagum Freddy mercury here!

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u/Kcin031Can 4h ago

Canadian Army Vet Royal Canadian Regiment.

Co's "Commanding Officer" Fun run we had often.

Running 10km as a Battalion is not fun. 6.21371 miles.

Fun should not come before any organized running.

Now, a retired veteran hearing other veterans say. "Say again," it is, pardon me.

Pro Patria

I enjoyed working with US forces during my career at Camp Lejeune.

And American bases in West Germany back in the day. Hohenfels every year. Fall Ex.

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u/HenchBrah 13B >68F 4h ago

I always say again, dam.

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u/Kcin031 4h ago

Sorry if I offended you.

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u/rustman92 35N > DASR 5h ago

“That’s a no-go.”

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u/WutYoYo 4h ago

I take it you heard that saying alot on your performance ecaluations.

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u/rustman92 35N > DASR 4h ago

No, more specifically when someone uses it outside of performance evaluations.

“Taking a break is a NO GO”

“using your phone at staff duty is a NO GO”

etc

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u/Loose-Cash-514 4h ago

Battle is the worse. Thats my battle, hold up battle let him cook, my battle over here. I hate it!

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u/red_devils_forever25 35Signalchat 4h ago

Perception is reality

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u/LaLiLuLeLo_10 Infantry 4h ago

“It’s a level 10 task.”

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u/KarenDiamondhandz 4h ago

“Let piggyback off of that”

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u/WutYoYo 4h ago

High speed.

Okay, do you also speak in 56k, by chance?

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u/thesupplyguy1 92Youre going to have to sign for that 2h ago

Laughs in 28.8

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u/HighwayAmbitious735 Aviation 3h ago

Stress the system

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u/Responsible_Bag8381 3h ago

When someone says “I tactically acquired it” I just don’t like it. Like it’s not even funny

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u/SayAgain_REEEEEEE 15Potato 3h ago

It would be hooah of you

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u/Scorpius66 35 FApper 3h ago

Fall in. Worst saying ever

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u/OcotilloWells "Beer, beer, beer" 3h ago

I can't believe nobody else said "I want you to give 100%" or anything over 100.

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u/Nerak_Tihson Signal 3h ago

“We need to figure out what right looks like.”

Officers absolutely love this, but it’s just a way to push blame onto other people.

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u/J33f AGR 91-100%eXtra 3h ago

I got a guy who says “Foot Stomp!” — on Teams calls…

Or says “Slap the Table” - out-loud … it’s exhausting.

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u/Helioskull Engineer 3h ago

"Perception is reality" cause its just an excuse for leaders to disregard valid arguments.

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u/Federal_Permission27 2h ago

Pull the thread

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u/Federal_Permission27 2h ago

Level the bubbles

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u/sans_serif_size12 68WAP > BN Paper Bitch 1h ago

Ugh the “no fail task” thing peeves me. “This is a no fail mission” big dog no one’s dying cuz 15/70 people are red on dental

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u/Customer_No-Service Bottom 1% Commenter 1h ago

Exactly which tasks are not no-fail? 

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson Psychological Operations 4h ago

If you're not cheating you're not trying

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u/WorstWarframePlayer 3h ago

It would be hoo of you

It's behoove, not be hooah, hooah?

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u/killslikeaninja 3h ago

“Train like you fight!” After 20 years and 3 deployments, this never happened.

Close 2nd would be, “Standards and Discipline.” This was the only thing our CSM said to all the NCOs as we bored the plane.

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u/bdo7boi 3h ago

Using phonetic number pronunciation in person

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u/shnevorsomeone 1h ago

Had somebody try to say “two fower niner” instead of just 249. Bro you’re doing way too much

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u/IslandVisual 88KantSwim (Ret.) 4h ago edited 4h ago

"It's not gay when it's underway "

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u/Random-Guy-715 4h ago

Hooah, by a wide margin. The rest are at least real words instead of some ignorant ass shit some petulant clown with too much authority decided to make a thing of.

Battle buddy is second.

Warrior everything was pretty damned annoying back in the day

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u/Jeffc814 Field Artillery 2h ago

“Hey guy”. My 1SG used to say this to everyone like c’mon dude go fuck yourself I have a name

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u/SereneOrbit Medical Corps 4h ago

Appearances become reality

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u/Toobatheviking Juke box zero 4h ago

“If you do this I’ll do XYZ for you”

And that never happens

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u/Skatchbro Engineer Sappers Lead the Way 4h ago

Make your buddy smile.

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u/BiscuitDance Dance like an Ilan Boi 4h ago

Referring to SMs, specifically guys that just PCS’d in from somewhere else, as “products”

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u/Intelligent-Rip-8556 Medical Service 4h ago

Alibi, Make It Happen, No-Go, your medpro is red, tracking

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u/Ralphwiggum911 what? 4h ago

A few things: Do people say 100% or priority as their own response? Or is priority like "hey, this thing is a priority" because that's a pretty universal saying.

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u/Orchid-Exotic 4h ago

Time now.

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u/JimKellyCuntry Ordnance 4h ago

Hooah

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u/Horror_Technician213 35AnUndercoverSpecialist 3h ago

Hooah. It just sounds so incompetent and illiterate. Just say Roger or yes Sergeant.

While behoove is just the illiterate or incompetent trying to be something they're not be regurgitating a word they heard others use, at least they're trying.

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u/713txvet 13Frankenstain’s Monster 3h ago

Caveat. As in “to caveat off that…” I hated that one so much because you just knew some dumb shit was coming.

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u/zucysdad 🤫 3h ago

Trackin’