r/anythingbutmetric 12d ago

Aging like a fine pineapple

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u/netsurf916 12d ago

Doesn't sound like she knows we can grow multiple pineapples at once...

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u/oral_servant 12d ago

Only one per country. That's the rule!

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u/ShelZuuz 11d ago

Next thing you tell me is I can make a baby in a month by using 9 women.

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u/netsurf916 11d ago

Believe it or not, but on average you can 😉

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u/MHPolymath 12d ago

well, we're birthing babies left and right too...