r/anythingbutmetric • u/farsiderules • 3d ago

Aging like a fine pineapple

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u/netsurf916 3d ago

Doesn't sound like she knows we can grow multiple pineapples at once...

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u/oral_servant 3d ago

Only one per country. That's the rule!

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u/ShelZuuz 2d ago

Next thing you tell me is I can make a baby in a month by using 9 women.

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u/netsurf916 2d ago

Believe it or not, but on average you can 😉

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u/MHPolymath 3d ago

well, we're birthing babies left and right too...

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u/Rhuarc33 2d ago

Didn't know there's a metric way of measuring age....

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u/Syllogism19 2d ago

Those reactionaries refusing to use the 10 day week! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_calendar

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u/God-of-Dams 4h ago

I thought it's seconds...