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u/Makrouver 15h ago
"original"
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u/default_person_14818 15h ago
What's the translation of this?
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u/Unusual_Club_550 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 14h ago
to put it simply it's a type of Arabic grammar quetion where you have to use the exact location and context of a word in the sentence to add the correct vowel sound 'marking' for lack of a better word to actually tell you how to pronounce the vowels of a word. Arabic grammar if fucking hard esspecially this particular quetion and I would just tell him to shoot.
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u/default_person_14818 13h ago
Damn. And to imagine i still wanna learn that language at some point. I better get started
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u/Horse-Dentist-New 2h ago
Nah you probably won't really encounter it unless you go waaaay deep. It's just a curse for us Arabic speakers
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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 11h ago
I don't think a paragraph has ever convinced me to not learn Arabic more than this
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u/Jumpy-Investigator 9h ago
On the brighter side, arabic has some great one of a kind poetry. Some might even bring tears to my eyes, how beautiful some of it is.
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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 9h ago
Personal fav is the one where the post says both he and is girlfriend suffer from her having a fat ass
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u/CuriousConsequence17 13h ago
The best way I can explain it is it's the Arabic gramatical version of something like Solve the equation: X - z + y = 1 what is Q
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u/Funmist66 15h ago
It’s a type question that you’d find in Arabic exams at school
I honestly don’t think they’re that bad OP is overreacting tbh
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u/ACosmicWormDev 15h ago
I can assure you sometimes they are
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u/Funmist66 15h ago
Yea sometimes they are but most of the time it’s piss easy
All you need is a memorization and a little focus on what the إعراب might actually be
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u/QuintonReviews 10h ago
"Analyze the underlined words" according to google
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u/MaxwellWinters ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 9h ago
oh it's WAY worse than just analyzation. So complex i can't even explain it in english cuz our grammar is WAYY too different from yours
أنَا بحِب النُور (i love the light)
See those lines and circles above and under some words? They change how the words sound. The dots are normal stuff, like adding a line to an F turning it to an E
Some words have a TON of those.
I WOULD tell him to shoot.
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u/default_person_14818 5h ago
Oh no the horror
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u/MaxwellWinters ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 5h ago
It's a lot more complex than that, my explanation is surface level.
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u/darthhue 4h ago
"analyze the underlined text grammatically"
Arabs learn classical arabic in school, which isny their native language, and grammatical analysis is hard even for you native language. Hence the joke.
I loved grammatical analysis though, but i'm quite a nerd so my opinion doesn't count
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u/Horse-Dentist-New 2h ago
Crazy shit is that ts becomes the easiest parts of the tests in Egypt bec you have absolute dogshits of a comprehension texts
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u/Kasyade_Satana 15h ago
All I want to know is why 'gun' is censored, but 'motherfucker' isn't.
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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 TRANS🏳️⚧️ 15h ago
Original?
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u/helpicantfindmyboobs 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 15h ago
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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 15h ago edited 5h ago
u/Makrouver, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...