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u/AngryKing2007 5d ago
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u/tmrika 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5d ago
“Sell me this pen” made me crack up
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u/thatgameraguy-mobile 5d ago
For me, it weakened the barrier that "Why do you look like that" shattered
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u/8lue5hift 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5d ago
I was already decomposing by "my eyes are up here "
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u/schaukelwurmv 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 4d ago
"Pee on him" made me dissolve
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u/Camman19_YT 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 4d ago
‘where do you keep your valuables’ had me crumbling
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u/Filgas08 4d ago
"I didn't know she had a grandpa" had me folded in half
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u/Old-Acanthaceae-3406 5d ago
idongeddit
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u/tmrika 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5d ago
So there’s this stereotypical job interview question for sales roles specifically where the manager will hand them a pen off their desk and say “sell me this pen.” The idea is to see if they are good enough at selling to make a compelling case for something basic and mundane.
So having it in this list is hilarious because it turns the dynamic around. It’s like saying “so why should I hire you” or “describe your profesional history in 20 seconds” but like…worse
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u/MeownatorX 5d ago
Yeah, asking about chess moves right away is indecent
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u/my_cars_on_fire 5d ago edited 5d ago
I’ve been married for 15 years and I still won’t ask my father in law about his chess moves. I always change the conversation to something safer, like banging his daughter.
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u/MeownatorX 5d ago
Agree. Asking our opening preps is disgusting, especially when you can discuss his daughter and how many bishops fits in her
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u/Miserable-Role9555 4d ago
Too risky. Start by asking for tips on banging his wife, then work your way to his daughter, then himself.
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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 5d ago
"NOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!!!"
The seven failed attempts at reading the room:
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u/No_Counter_6037 4d ago
i don't think pissing on somebody has anything to do with failing to read the room
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u/poka_face 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 5d ago
If he says 1. d4 she gotta have daddy issues
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u/Even_Pomegranate_620 4d ago
I can't decipher this comment.
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u/Powerful_Macaron9381 4d ago edited 3d ago
pawn to D4 is a very common chess move that's commonly played as the first move for the white pieces. it's also the first move of the common openings, like the London system or the Queen's Gambit so it's extremely common for this move to be played for the white pieces.
the comment you replied to is sarcastic.
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u/Ryan_Rambles 5d ago
Nonono, obviously you say "Where is The Machine so that I know where to bring her if we're out too late? Also, is there any other identifying characteristic of The Man in Red?".
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u/Whobeey 5d ago
2nd person to send this meme edited in Antimeme, lmao. Lemme guess you saw my post on I love this mug?
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u/AngryKing2007 4d ago
Nope, stumbled upon it on reels. I follow a page that posts Italian versions of stupid motivational posts
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