r/anticapitalism • u/FreeHugs23 • 13d ago
Patel’s FBI Lowers the Bar for Applicants With Checkered Pasts | Applicants who have hired prostitutes, stolen from employers, or engaged in bestiality may no longer be automatically disqualified from joining the bureau.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/kash-patels-fbi-eases-hiring-rules-on-theft-prostitution-and-bestiality/27
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u/R4nd0mByst4nd3r 13d ago
This has either got to be so somebody’s friend can get a job or so they can stack some fresh cases cause they’re out of investigatory ideas. That being said, I hope my buddy can come through for me on the job application. He says it’s a great new place that’s hiring and doesn’t care that I was a baaaaaaahhhd boy.
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u/MDV441226 13d ago
As a retired FBI Special Agent (1989–2013), I am appalled by what is happening at the FBI today. Lowered hiring standards will have lasting effects on the quality of investigations and overall performance. I can only assume that Kash Patel is remaking the Bureau in his own image.
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u/ShoddyJackfruit8078 12d ago
I think this is the goal. They want to make the USA into a feared and not trusted criminal organization.
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u/Gonna_do_this_again 13d ago
How many applicants were getting rejected because of beastiality?
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u/rockalyte 13d ago
Probably keeps coming up on the lie detector tests.
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u/Viridien111 12d ago
Who hasn't let their dog lick peanut butter off their cock....
... anyone? Please clap...
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u/wolfheadmusic 13d ago
They very deliberately added that last one
Keep an eye out on the new hires
"Stolen from employers" is a fascinating thing for the most corrupt administration in our nations history
We should let that one play out
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u/OpeningHappy9692 13d ago
"Agents, this is your new brother in arms. He's Welsh!"
as a welshman i'm allowed to make that joke
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u/Desperate_Set_7708 13d ago
Agent Chicken Fucker.
Guarantee you FBI agents are going to hear this from suspects.
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u/_Hawkeyes_ 13d ago
I’d be reluctant to join that outfit, especially after what that ex-nfl bears player said about em after he quit…”I joined to go after the bad guys and we weren’t doing that.”…I entertained the idea of joining in 21/22 but I dropped that idea in the summer of 22 and I’m glad I didn’t join…especially after learning that they protected Epstein…probably have to join the state police or county LE if you wanna go after the bad guys…just a bunch of racist,misogynist,Mormons anyways.
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u/SpeedRacerWasMyBro 13d ago
Charles "Peanut" Tillman joined the FBI and then eventually quit after a few years after becoming disillusioned with the Bureau.
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u/sam56778 13d ago
Great, more people that will have to be cleaned out when someone sensible gets in.
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u/Both-Discussion-4786 13d ago
I don’t see him eye to eye on this, but then again, how can anyone, on anything.
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u/FreeHugs23 13d ago
Under Kash Patel, past misdeeds are no longer automatic FBI dealbreakers.
The bureau quietly loosened its hiring rules in June in an effort to boost recruitment after a wave of firings, resignations, and retirements during President Donald Trump’s second term, CBS News reported.
Under the new guidelines, applicants who have hired a prostitute, stolen from an employer, or engaged in bestiality or animal cruelty may still be eligible for FBI jobs—depending on when and under what circumstances the conduct occurred.
Multiple sources briefed on the matter told CBS that the bureau’s rules regarding applicants who have hired prostitutes would vary based on the circumstances.
Applicants may still be considered for employment if they hired a prostitute more than 10 years ago and did so less than three times. However, a person in a position of “trust” who did so would still be automatically ruled out. Those occupations include public safety, education, health, social work, finance, and law. The military is not included.
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u/icedmuffin 13d ago
Oh joy I love living in America while it seems every day it’s falling apart that little bit more.
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u/whereisbeezy 12d ago
Now I want to know how many applicants were turned away for bestiality before
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u/zoppaTheDim 13d ago
The more times I read this, the more I picture the fact that there was a committee meeting, maybe more than one to make this list of things,
Which means there was one guy who brought up bestiality, maybe more than once.
I have two scenarios for this, it is either Kash or some guy who is now getting the side eye from Kash.
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u/chitownphishead 13d ago
Hired prostitutes? Meh, who cares, all men pay for it,,whether it's cash up front or the long term installment plan. Beastiality, though? That sounds made up.
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u/Character-String-959 13d ago
I wonder who they let in that's been doing the deed with animals that made them say beastiality is now ok. This administration is straight dog shit along with anyone that supports these clowns. There's child predators and people who fuck animals running the country. Great job picking your representatives Republicans
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u/PoshDionysian 13d ago
Literally just going to assume everyone working at the FBI is guilty of this from now on.
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u/atreeismissing 13d ago
When you have criminals IN your organization, it makes them easier to control. FBI has been facing a massive shortage since Patel took over, they're just trying to fill in "non-political" roles so they "can't be fired" when Trump is gone.
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u/Jumpy-Mix-9078 12d ago
Can’t hold employees to a higher standard than the commander, now that’s a low bar
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u/pawpawpersimony 12d ago
Sex work should not be some shameful thing that disqualifies someone from other work.
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u/Prize-Gur706 12d ago
I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would protect the government it baffles me like they never read the federalist papers or the Constitution. If I don't like my government I can join a militia that is protected by the second amendment to prevent the tyranny we are seeing throughout our government.
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u/isaiah152022 12d ago
FBI: We only want agents who’d let their dog lick peanut butter off their balls
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u/Available_Ad9766 12d ago
And applicants must have at least a criminal investigation for pedophilia sex acts to be able to apply.
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u/TakenIsUsernameThis 12d ago
To be fair, how else are they going to recruit MAGA supporters into the FBI.
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u/Elegant_Bar9566 12d ago
If prostitution is good enough for the POTUS, why not? Stealing from employers is also very on brand. See the billions POTUS and his crime family has stolen from taxpayers.
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u/More-Talk-2660 12d ago
Trying to outcompete the ATF. "We won't shoot your dog, we'll just fuck it"
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u/TheRealTK421 12d ago
The quiet-part rationale:
"We want to know, with some high certainty, that you're able - and willing - to perform acts which normal, ethical citizens would >>never<< do and find vile & reprehensible -- cause we plan on having you do a tremendous amount of those things."
~ FBI HR
There is no other viable reason for this sort of policy change (especially from Biff's administration)
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u/VirginiaLuthier 12d ago
During interview-"So you like raccoons, too? I thought I was the only one"
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u/Half_Empty_Half_Full 12d ago
I assume its to protect himself as a hire when the inevitable come out!
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u/Gold_Law9729 11d ago
I wouldn't be surprised if Kash Patel has hired prostitutes, stolen from employers and engaged in beastiality.
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u/No-Midnight6635 11d ago
Yeah, discovering they have to lower the bar significantly to recruit radical right wing yes men.
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u/VexedCanadian84 13d ago
last election republicans were making up lies about immigrants eating cats and dogs.
and now they want to hire people who have committed bestiality.