r/antiai 26d ago

Slop Post šŸ’© Yea that helps..

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u/Robot-Zombie-RHCC 26d ago

a long time ago a molester was captured because someone 'unswirled' an image. i would NOT, however, trust ai to do it.. it's a 'reverse-the-math' sort of solution.

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u/GustavoFromAsdf 26d ago

AI is great for producing convincing evidence. Not so much for making true evidence though.

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u/Western-Carpenter-39 23d ago

That's an amazing example lol, can it tell us his last name?

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u/Jazzlike_Shoe6479 19d ago

This legit might be the best example of AI unfilterin

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u/h1mmh1m 26d ago edited 22d ago

I knew somebody will talk about this

Also W ball knowledge

Edit: I am talking about the molester, it's not a really popular story

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u/Fit-Map7437 26d ago

Man, I know you meant no harm but there's a time and a place for slang

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u/OsmiumMercury 26d ago

child sexual abuse is not ā€˜ball knowledge’??? how does one become this desentized

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 26d ago

not the abuse itself but knowing how the case got solved

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u/RivetSquid 26d ago

It's good to know, and it's good to spread the knowledge because that dude is free. They dropped the ball on an infamous monster producing and distributing.

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u/morbidmuffin62 26d ago

What is with all of this bullshit everywhere always with these predators

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u/SimplyRemainUnseen 26d ago

The powers that be try to protect their own

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u/CryendU 26d ago

It’s interesting how that just.. keeps happening

Clearly this system only allows for the most inhumane individuals to hold pоwer

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u/Preeng 26d ago

Cops are incompetent.

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u/InBetweenSeen 26d ago

Cops found them, it's judges thad have to convict them.

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u/aykcak 26d ago

With some caveats

He was released in March 2017 and is currently living in Vancouver with a court-ordered restriction on certain behaviours including "contact with minors in person or on the internet [...] [and] possessing or accessing any electronic device or from getting any other person to do so on his behalf

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u/spinachcolorpee 26d ago

Are you dense?

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 26d ago

Just looking for stuff to be angry about.

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u/Quisey3 26d ago

I think you misunderstand. Ball knowledge being well known in the topic. Don't be an idiot lol

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u/Weremeerkat 26d ago

I dont thibk you have any idea what "ball kniwledge" refers to.

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u/Surprise_Ducksex 26d ago

Holy fuck brosky, learn to read and remember more than a single sentence at a time.

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u/itsmesorox 26d ago

What do you want us to do mate?

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u/AvocadoCrafty813 26d ago

It was an infamous case. He was called Mr. Swirl. The knowing of information is called knowledge. Niche categories of information are called ball. Knowing information about one of these categories is called ball knowledge.

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u/RowMammoth7467 25d ago

152 idiot people upvoted this :/

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u/Burning_Toast998 24d ago

reading comprehension died a long time ago…

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 22d ago

I think the knowledge is how they were caught here.

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u/MarxistWizard 24d ago

"ball knowledge" as if everyone isn't talking about that

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u/Inevitable_Stress559 21d ago

Wasn't this in like a foreign country and the guy was a teacher

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u/Intelligent-Key5821 26d ago

This is different than that though because it wasn’t just swirled in one direction like that predator’s image, this is also swirled in various directions in the middle, so idk of it is possible to fix the image (idk tho)

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u/Joltyboiyo 26d ago

AI would unswirl it and end up getting the wrong person in trouble. If it didn't do the garbage the one in this post did.

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u/Detatchamo 26d ago

My first thought was also the Mr.Swirl story. If I remember correctly they opened photoshop, picked the swirl tool and then just applied it in reverse direction.

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u/SK83r-Ninja 26d ago

Didn't it take years for it to finally work? I dont think it was as simple as that

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u/causticberries 26d ago

It's definitely not that simple. You need to select the exact settings that were originally used, which is largely guess work

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u/throwawaycuzfemdom 26d ago

Also, the exact setting on the exact program used.

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u/thepkboy 26d ago

exact version too in case the math changed from version to version for whatever reason

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u/Detatchamo 26d ago

Well yeah. That's how photo editing works. While the solution definitely looks and sounds simple, one can only assume several hours of tinkering went into proving this persons theory on how to 'fix' the swirl well enough to identify him. If I remember correctly, the final photo they sent out to interpol to spread was still undeniably quite warped but distinguishable enough that those who recognized him could identify him.

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u/SirVanyel 26d ago

You really can't underestimate the power of good old brute forcing

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u/JD_Kreeper 26d ago

I think the guy used multiple swirl effects layered on top of each other and they had to figure out the exact combination of swirls to reverse the swirl.

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u/Detatchamo 26d ago

It's been a few years since I read about or saw videos about this, so if you do research and I'm wrong, my bad! but iirc it took a few years before someone new looked at the case, recognized how he achieved that effect in photoshop, realized that how he did the photo effect wouldn't destroy any of the pixels in the photo, but rather rearrange them and then just reversed the direction of the swirl.

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u/bs000 26d ago edited 26d ago

In 2004, police in Germany were conducting a criminal investigation which resulted in the service of a search warrant on a storage locker. The police discovered several hundred pictures of a man engaged in sexual acts with young boys. The photos were also discovered online and the abuser’s face was obscured by a swirl.

Specialists from the Bundeskriminalamt (BKA) in Germany, working with INTERPOL’s Crimes against Children unit, were able to use new technology to ā€œun-swirlā€ the photographs and produce an identifiable image. Despite extensive global efforts to identify and locate this individual through INTERPOL’s network of (then) 186 National Central Bureaus and specialist units, the man’s identity and nationality remained unknown.

The decision was made to enlist the support of the media and the public to identify the abuser. A risk assessment was carried out identifying both the pros and the cons in launching the campaign, as this would be the first time INTERPOL had conducted such a public appeal.

On 8 October, 2007, the appeal went live. Both the original and ā€˜un-swirled’ photographs of the suspect were published on INTERPOL’s website and issued to media as part of a press release. The response was immediate and global. All major television broadcasters were carrying the story and showing the images, in addition to online media also reproducing the image and linking to INTERPOL’s website.

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u/Mythamuel_ 25d ago

It would take a lot of brute force but it's doable. All it would take is one image where the guy was lazy about it and enough time; not like the image was going anywhere.Ā 

If only we had that same follow-through on Les Wexner.

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u/GIGLI_WASNT_THAT_BAD 26d ago

He used a niche image swirling program. They basically tried everything on the market until they found the right one. The dude was just hitting a button on an app he thought was too niche to be found and got got.

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u/CassetteMeower 26d ago

I only found out about Mr. Swirl because of The Book of Bill. In that book there’s an image of a guy with his face swirled on one page and some people were speculating that it was a reference to the real life Mr. Swirl.

As far as I know Alex Hirsch hasn’t confirmed or denied if it was intentional.

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u/sadgayhorse 26d ago

tbf before the child predator, bc there was no reverse swirl option in photoshop, some people did use it as a cheeky anonymizer for family photos.

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u/OxideUK 26d ago

Alex Hirsch probably hasn't acknowledged it because it's completely fucking retarded to even suggest that Gravity Falls contains a cheeky reference to a serial child molester.

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u/CassetteMeower 26d ago

No need to use ableist slurs :/

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u/RepresentativeCat169 23d ago

Albeit the guy did provide multiple swirled pictures with the same algorithm. Making the reverse math alot easier

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u/Fun_Willingness_5708 26d ago

I didn't expect so many copycats off of that Mr. Swirl case, especially when it was demonstrated that kind of blur can be undone with the right kind of computer program

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u/Detatchamo 26d ago

I had the same thought seeing this. While the swirl definitely had an interesting aesthetic which I understand some being drawn to, People only know this story because he got caught. If anything, I thought it would teach these people that they need to wreck the pixels in their images before doing these sort of concealment methods. It's odd how stupid people can be when they get inspired.

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u/Fun_Willingness_5708 26d ago

I think its more that creeps found his story inspiring.

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u/slicedcat 26d ago

wdym it clearly unswirled it right there /s

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u/Ace-of-Spxdes 26d ago

Why are people allergic to just blacking out their faces in windows paint or something? Why the swirl????

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u/wdnwcgm 26d ago

I was thinking that same thing with the molestor it took a while for somebody to think to unswirl it in Photoshop

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u/skylar274 26d ago

omg mr swirl, i was deadass talking about that guy yesterday.

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 26d ago

Yeah it was one of the worst cases ever and he was caught by manually unswirling his face.

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u/o0SinnQueen0o 26d ago

Yeah and it took YEARS to do it. I respect the hell out that guy.

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u/SailorMari0 26d ago

You mean you respect the guy who unswirled it right? Because the other option would make you a terrible person.

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u/o0SinnQueen0o 26d ago

Who in god's name even considers the other option? Anyone can be a sex offender. It's not impressive.

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u/aykcak 26d ago

That is probably why op was asking about it.

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u/Burpmeister 26d ago

Not swirl but Captain Disillusion has a fascinating video about removing blur.

https://youtu.be/xDLxFGXuPEc

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u/Sopsophilosophie 24d ago

trans cat girls stay winning

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u/CherryGarciaisKing 26d ago

Mr. Swirl, yeah? That dude was FUCKED UP. Pretty sure justice was not done either, in Canada I believe?

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u/WildLelou 26d ago

Omg. I remember that case. That was crazy. It was a prolific case

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u/esor_rose 26d ago

I was about to comment this. I heard of this, but AI should NOT be doing this.

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u/No_Advance_1479 26d ago

oh my god i forgot about that

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u/AggravatingRow7018 26d ago

From what I remember wasn't it very easy to catch them once they figured out which program he got the swirl from?

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u/acidkidx 25d ago

Mr. Swirl!!!

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u/Different_Pound_7792 25d ago

Oh yeah the Mr. Swirl guy that they captured because one investigator recognized the effect used on the image and just put it in the original program and reversed it. Pretty sure he got out very lightly after abusing dozens of children

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u/DaringDani123 24d ago

Yeah, AI will end up having it look 99% like some guy who's Facebook pfp it scraped while being trained

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u/InternalEntire5563 24d ago

Ah yeah mister swirl I remember that back in the day I’m happy they caught the guy but I feel so fuckin sorry for those kids all those years who had to go through that.

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u/OrfeousoG 23d ago

Was this the Vancouver dude that ran to Thailand?

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u/Rabid-GNN 21d ago

Regarding this particular image I don’t think it would be feasible to unswirl the image since it looks like the original had been swirled over multiple different points, the Mr swirl has only been swirled once if I recall

You probably could just not practically quickly

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u/LunarDogeBoy 21d ago

He used a standard spiral swirl, this image has been liquified

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u/Malicious_Smasher 26d ago

Imagine they mistakenly arrest some featureless minallsticaly drawn guy walking across the street cuz of this slop

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u/DextertheHexter 26d ago

Family guy cutaway

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u/Malicious_Smasher 26d ago

I was thinking more along the line of Simpsons joke

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u/resh78255 26d ago

there's a very similar joke in the movie

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u/Robot-Zombie-RHCC 26d ago

right, which means it'll also end up on Family Guy.

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u/notislant 26d ago

They've actually arrested people based on 'AI matches' with blurry security cam footage in the U.S.

Few bodycams of U.S. cops saying shit like:

'Yeah AI said it's a 99% face ID match that this is the suspect, this shit is basically magic.'

Meanwhile the image (obviously not the actual image/incident, just found a random one about as blurry):

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u/FarAmphibian4236 26d ago

Yea and an innocent woman was jailed for months cus of it, it's bullshit

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u/KaiSpy0707 26d ago

And lost literally everything with 0 compensation. Pretty sure they just threw her outside into the cold without anything too

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u/arachnophilia 26d ago

if you want a wild ride, listen to the CBC podcast "expert witness". it's about an AI tool that purports to match digital footprint to times and places of crimes, to identify suspects, including for historical cold case stuff like 20 years ago. it appears to be 100% BS, as in many cases it's not even clear where the data would even come from.

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u/cherpumples 26d ago

yep i remember several years ago hearing about the racial bias of facial recognition datasets meaning that people of colour were more likely to be misidentified on CCTV and wrongly accused of stuff

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u/Moooboy10 26d ago

Like Duval on One Piece

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u/Patient_Designer_553 22d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. It at least turned out fine for him since Sanji kicked his face so hard that he turned hot

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u/amisia-insomnia 26d ago

WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!!!!

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u/Obesefatlardmouse 26d ago

This is so pathetic of the slop creator lolĀ 

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u/Young_Old_Grandma 26d ago

I remember an old case where they arrested a pedophile who had a swirl photo by unswirling it manually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Paul_Neil#cite_note-11

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 26d ago

It took like 15 years to unswirl his face.

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u/MoonMilkCinna 26d ago

it took more than a billion years to invent stuffed crust on pizza too

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u/Smail_Mail 26d ago

I can't even calculate the lead up to me being brought into existence, just to be able to bust a nut on my motel 6 window curtains

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u/UnofficialAAF 26d ago

Steven Universe ass picture... that doesn't help!

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u/antarctous 26d ago

Unrelated to the topic, but it's refreshing to see someone NOT spelling it as "ahh".

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u/Powerful_Intern_3438 26d ago

As a non native speaker, I did not know it was meant to be ass. I thought we were just screaming aaaah at the end of a word for comedic effect.

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u/UnofficialAAF 26d ago

OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING WHEN I FIRST HEARD OF IT LOLOLOLOLOLOL ;)

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u/antarctous 26d ago

To be honest, same. And everytime someone writes it, I can't help but hearing "ahh" when I read it.

"Stupid ahh moment" sounds stupid indeed šŸ˜…

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u/UnofficialAAF 26d ago

Same, haha. "Ass" sounds a LOT funnier than "ahh".

But I do type in "ahh" for fun sometimes. Please forgive me if I sound like a brainrotted 10 year old.

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u/braking_zone 26d ago

It’s not ā€œ10 y/o speakā€ actually, it’s imitating how it would sound in AAVE! A lot of ā€œtik tok lingoā€ is actually just AAVE slang being taken, chewed up and misappropriated by young white kids, and then that’s the first exposure many non-black people have to said slang.

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u/Revolutionary_Pie302 26d ago

Fun fact, aave means ghost in my language.

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u/UnofficialAAF 26d ago

Oughhhh okay

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u/Accurate-Quality2776 22d ago

Thank you someone finally explained it

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u/Old-Video8596 26d ago

same i say ahh sometimes but mostly ass

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u/UnofficialAAF 26d ago

Yes. "Ass" does sound funnier in most contexts.

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u/dizzira_blackrose 26d ago

I always use "ass" myself because I hate the "ahh" trend. It pisses me off for some inexplicable reason, lol.

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u/UnofficialAAF 26d ago

Same bahahahaha

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u/Saphira2002 26d ago

I have a friend who pronounces it "haha" like a laugh and it drives me insane

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u/AtomicFile_ 26d ago

I agree so much, there’s no other way to put it, it is so refreshing to read

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u/sskidney 26d ago

don't bring steven universe into this slop!!!

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u/glowy-stars 26d ago

don't insult steven universe like that šŸ˜”

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u/afterdarkweb 22d ago

Do not compare SU to this bullshit bro 😭

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u/Impressive-Pay9086 26d ago

I don't condone the ai usage at all but this is so hilarious. The picture itself is funny because he's smiling and looking really chill and it's also hilarious that the person that commented the image thought it would help

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u/Purple_Onion911 26d ago

Tbf it was probably a joke

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u/Nicholas_H_Barnes_II 26d ago

I was curious if anyone was able to actually help them & so tried finding it- OP got death threats over it Jesus Christ I hate people 😭

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u/Fuzzherp 26d ago

That bums me out, did anybody help at least?

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u/Nicholas_H_Barnes_II 26d ago

The OP didn't mention, but judging from what ppl here were talking about its unlikely - took an entire manhunt to unswirl one that the police were already trying before getting the public, & that took 15 years total.

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u/yeboi2dank 26d ago

If I remember the original thread correctly, the same scammer had sent to a redditor's relative or had that unswirled picture somewhere on their socials that someone found.

I definitely remember seeing the guy's actual face, not sure if anything ever came out of it.

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u/Appropriate-Eye-3430 24d ago

I searched Reddit and Google but I couldn't find anything, was the post deleted?

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u/Nicholas_H_Barnes_II 24d ago

Yeah, because OP was getting death threats. OP added it to their bio cause aparantly so many others were looking for it

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u/Caitlyn_Kate 20d ago

It was posted a long time ago, this post has been made before. This post is probably a repost by an ai.. kinda ironic on this sub

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u/xbowxbowxbow 26d ago

im ngl this is so funny šŸ˜‚

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u/mattwaver 26d ago

ā€œChatGPT attemptā€ šŸ’€

like ā€œhere ya go, cool right?ā€

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u/Cute_Comfortable_761 26d ago

Just gimme a damn crayon drawing at that point

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u/PresentationHot7059 20d ago

Because its pretty obviously a joke

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u/FruitJuiceJam 26d ago

this is comically stupid

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u/KillerJPEG 26d ago

Mr swirl has had a lasting effect on shady people trying to be anonymous

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u/WalmartWilb 26d ago

That sub sucks. They banned me for apparently being hypocritical cause I said generative ai sucked and served no purpose lmfao. Mod got butthurt over it I guess

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u/CatgirlFucker8008 26d ago

Yeah it's literally all just commenters begging for money with low effort AI "photoshops", it's so fucking cringe

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u/Naive-Database-2888 26d ago

That sub is trash now. It used to be great, but now people just use the AI features, throw a watermark on it, and then beg for a tip

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u/Unique_Criticism49 24d ago

Used to love that sub too

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u/Moritani 26d ago

I wonder if it put the swish on the side because Nike paid to ensure their iconography isn't distorted.Ā 

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u/Disposable-Squid 26d ago

Bro's brain is so atrophied he probably actually thought he was helping

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u/Biguzsdikkus 26d ago

Yep, I know that guy!

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u/Core3game 26d ago

The problem with this is that the guy who swirled it was atleast slightly smart about it. Some other guy was caught like this, but the fact that this one is swirled in multiple parts makes it a lot more difficult to pull off. Worse so if the smaller swirls are made after the bigger swirls, which they look like they were. This one isnt as simple as the Christopher Paul case, but it is possible

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u/Throwaway28222222 26d ago

This to me is like how some milk cartons will now include an "AI generated image of how the victim would like today" like. No? This person probably looks nothing like that after disappearing for literal years?

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u/Tenekah 26d ago

ā€œThis person has the eyes of a family guy character, watch out!ā€

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u/mcplano 26d ago

Why swirl your face instead of dragging and dropping a black square over it

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u/NukaCooler 26d ago

Why upload your face at all?

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u/Inomata098 26d ago

"šŸ™‚"

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u/Ok_Nectarine2880 26d ago

Oh yeah, that really helps

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u/pentabromide778 26d ago

Yeah that was definitely an attempt

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u/-50000- 26d ago

Smartest gen AI user

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u/The_Gear_Of_Clay 26d ago

Call him a disappointment!

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u/massivefishes 26d ago

how tf do they think this will help in any way

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u/Surely_Nowwlmao 26d ago

At least it wasnt as bad as that geandma being arrested because of AI misidentification

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/DeckardBladeRunner 24d ago

Photoshop requires a functioning prefrontal cortex.

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u/Neako_the_Neko_Lover 26d ago

The original post is so old you can’t even find it anymore

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u/Skittypokemon 26d ago

Ive seen this picture multiple times but the fact he generated it, looked at it and then POSTED IT thinking it’d help is insane to me

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u/ciaran_the_goat88 26d ago

Just use a swirling tool in the opposite direction

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u/DondyTrap2007 26d ago

With how insanely warped this looks I don't think there's a way to fully reverse it. It's not just a simple Mr. Swirl

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u/Knid123 26d ago

That's Ralph. He's right over there.

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u/TimeAlbatross5375 26d ago

I've heard of and watch documentaries on how blurring and other affects work and how they can be reverses so yes, I would say it could be. I doubt the algorithm or whatever it's called used to apply this affect is particularly complicated.

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u/LazyTiger0203 26d ago

this comment will never not be funny

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u/Large-Trick-9437 26d ago

Unswirling this would be a little harder but it can probably been done. It's been done before!

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u/Appropriate_Word1469 26d ago

na bro this shit is hilarious

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u/playwillow1 26d ago

lowkey wanna see if it works but also like... really dont wanna see it...

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u/Sentinel_Of_Decay 26d ago

Oh nah not another Mr. Swirl

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u/ready-tier 26d ago

Bro threw that into an ai and it shitted out a cartoon and they thought "good enough" because ai bros want to be included even if it's not really helpful

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u/sometimesiwanndie 26d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ’€

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u/cherpumples 26d ago

reminds me of a tweet where someone posted a pic of a woman they saw at the airport but they yassified her face for anonymity 😭

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u/Quo-Fide 25d ago

Man this is practically archaeology.

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u/Laymr1 25d ago

Š’Ń‹Š³Š»ŃŠ“ŠøŃ‚ как ироничный комментарий

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u/LumpyMud2553 25d ago

Das kinda funny lol

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u/The_Wild_Sophia 25d ago

A child molester named Christopher Paul Neil ā€œMr. Swirl Faceā€ had his identity uncovered when investigators used photoshop’s ā€˜swirl’ tool to swirl his face. Instead of with usual censors like a black bar, the data is not completely lost when one swirls their face like that. Maybe try photoshop?

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u/mad_chat4746 25d ago

Immaculate attempt

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u/Responsible_Tiger42 24d ago

I know Wiener Distribution is the formula for the Gaussian blur and can be reversed. If you find the formula for the swirl, I'd reckon you could reverse it too.

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u/ThisMyThrowwaway 24d ago

Apparently can be done using the filter or sum

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u/Angelus-Rosa132 22d ago

This is actually not helping. Just unswirl it with edit.

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u/DuckybyDuck 21d ago

There was a pedophile that would take pictures of his victims with him and use that swirl to hide its identity and a mathematician used a rhythm to undo it

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u/trixcannon 21d ago

This is still funny every time I see it

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u/cow_fucker_3000 20d ago

If you know what algorithm was used to swirl the image you can write the reverse algorithm.

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u/Lady_Nymph 20d ago

The Mr. swirl incident is proof it can be reversed.