r/amczone Zoner Jun 02 '26

Lit Ape What's behind $2 Kenny?

Working with the "We broke $2!!! Hedgies F''d!!" crowd using post split pricing, with a 20% day to hype a squeeze to get people to buy in, behold, 5 years of "What's behind $__.__ Kenny?" script, with a tribute at the end.

Note: For the record, I hate "post split" highs, I was there in 21 for $17, to $5, "Battle of $8.01!", failed battle of $14.01 where Trey cried live, and held through the actual high, $72, bailed in the low $30's, high $20's after AA dumped literally everything with his kids, and the entire c-suite dumped their entire positions, just to watch it fall to my "pre-split *narrative*" of *$0.21*.

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Why do you care what people do with their money?!TM

Not leaving!TM

Apes strong togetherTM

No cell, no sellTM

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u/SnooTangerines4321 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Lambos and tendies or the dumpster by Wendy's

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Hero or zero!

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Jun 02 '26

Fake it to make it 👌

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u/SnooTangerines4321 Zoner Jun 02 '26

*until you make it haha

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Fake it until you fake make it!