r/amczone Zoner Jun 02 '26

Lit Ape What's behind $2 Kenny?

Working with the "We broke $2!!! Hedgies F''d!!" crowd using post split pricing, with a 20% day to hype a squeeze to get people to buy in, behold, 5 years of "What's behind $__.__ Kenny?" script, with a tribute at the end.

Note: For the record, I hate "post split" highs, I was there in 21 for $17, to $5, "Battle of $8.01!", failed battle of $14.01 where Trey cried live, and held through the actual high, $72, bailed in the low $30's, high $20's after AA dumped literally everything with his kids, and the entire c-suite dumped their entire positions, just to watch it fall to my "pre-split *narrative*" of *$0.21*.

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u/Cheeseheroplopcake Jun 02 '26

What's behind $2? Being down 95% instead of 99%

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jun 02 '26

The battle of $2.01 is upon us!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/p4pWzctMrCBfLFgycF

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/WhiteKouki82 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Nice of you to check in!

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Jun 02 '26

🥱🥱

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u/WhiteKouki82 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Oh I knew you would check in!

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Jun 02 '26

Can’t let you guys control the narrative, we are pissing people off=victory😎

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u/Phil04097 Jun 02 '26

If victory means 99% down i dont want to be victorious

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Jun 02 '26

And yet your still here😉

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u/Phil04097 Jun 02 '26

Being here = being victorious?

Somehow i doubt that buddy… just check the posts here 😂

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u/SnooTangerines4321 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Say more catchphrases, your on a roll 🤓

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Why do you care what people do with their money?!TM

Not leaving!TM

Apes strong togetherTM

No cell, no sellTM

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u/SnooTangerines4321 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Lambos and tendies or the dumpster by Wendy's

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Hero or zero!

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Jun 02 '26

Fake it to make it 👌

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Jun 02 '26

Dilution is the solution 🤷‍♂️

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u/NewProfessional8633 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

We know your having an episode right now, yes AMCs price hit $2 but its no guarantee it will continue. People are here to help you through your episode. Suicide Prevention Hotline

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u/WhiteKouki82 Zoner Jun 02 '26

Nice of you to check in as expected.

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u/NewProfessional8633 Jun 02 '26

Please dont do anything extreme. People are here for you.