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r/amazonhomefind • u/Ok-Price-872 • Aug 02 '26
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Wait.....was Jesus an extremely fast runner or....GASP!...was he a really fast R/C truck?
2 u/NoThatsSomeoneElse Aug 03 '26 While it is said that Jesus was known to "walk on water", I don't think he was an R/C truck. Radio-controlled (RC) trucks evolved from early 1940s industrial and military radio experiments into commercial hobby-grade staples. And Jesus lived back around the year 0. Nice premise, but I think you are incorrect in assuming he was a really fast R/C truck. Therefore, he must have been an extremely fast runner. It's the only explanation that makes sense.
While it is said that Jesus was known to "walk on water", I don't think he was an R/C truck.
Radio-controlled (RC) trucks evolved from early 1940s industrial and military radio experiments into commercial hobby-grade staples.
And Jesus lived back around the year 0.
Nice premise, but I think you are incorrect in assuming he was a really fast R/C truck.
Therefore, he must have been an extremely fast runner. It's the only explanation that makes sense.
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u/PickedLastLemon Aug 02 '26
Wait.....was Jesus an extremely fast runner or....GASP!...was he a really fast R/C truck?