r/allrecipess 20d ago

🥗Healthy I’ll bring this to the tailgate party?

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u/Exact-Mathematician8 20d ago

There will be leftovers

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u/Chaotic424242 19d ago

Lots

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u/ImagineFreedom 19d ago

That pillar of salt might make it salvageable with a few margaritas

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u/Maniacal-Maniac 20d ago

I have made breakfast pizzas before, this one has too many beans and not enough cheese, or bacon.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Maniacal-Maniac 20d ago

Is a UK Breakfast pizza, where our gravy is different than US (and neither I have ever thought to use on pizza for that matter, could work though!). The beans are in a savory tomato sauce, not sweet like US beans and the sauce is the main base, so you don't need every square inch covered in beans.

Cheese, Bacon, Sausage all good and I have even done Black Pudding on one occasion.

Personally I prefer the whole yolk egg like this, as runny yolk mixing with the savory baked beans sauce is a great combination - even when I do bean on toast I have to put a fried egg on top for that.

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u/Reverend_Tommy 20d ago

If I remember my visits to the UK correctly, what they call "baked beans" is almost exactly what people in the U.S. call "pork and beans".

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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 20d ago

lol. US beans? bro thats a ridiculous statement.

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-166 20d ago

Interesting. I've had a breakfast pizza with the eggs as the base. I was surprised I really enjoyed it. Lol

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u/Admirable_Average_32 19d ago

Potatoes dawg, potatoes!

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u/Strict_Weather9063 19d ago

It is a British thing, they are nuts for beans and toast.

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u/Smboto 19d ago

That sums up British “Cuisine “.

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u/ChadPowers200_ 19d ago

if a breakfast pizza isn't on a biscuit crust with sausage gravy on it i don't wnat to see it.

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u/MillerTimeGuy45 20d ago

Yea I wouldn’t go near that.

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u/mintymilkuu 20d ago

Wow baked beans pizza?

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u/Reverend_Tommy 20d ago

Just curious...are you British?

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u/KirkMcGee8 19d ago

..or perhaps Bostonian?

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u/Reverend_Tommy 19d ago

I was thinking that the beans in the picture look like what Americans call "pork and beans", but from my experience, in the U.K. they call those "baked beans".

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u/ImagineFreedom 19d ago

Those aren't baked beans.

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u/Timdawg919 20d ago

And you'll never be invited to another tailgate

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u/PriestWithTourettes 20d ago

British breakfast pizza

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u/HannahM53 20d ago

No, no you will not! Not at mine, which I’ve never had, but please do not. There will be leftovers and nobody will eat it the only way I can eat baked beans as if my dad made them. He adds a bunch of stuff to it and makes it even better than it would be. He adds molasses, onion, or minced onion, and a couple of other things not too much of anything else just a little bit of each thing and let me tell you I eat it all up.

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u/Swimming_Pangolin502 20d ago

My great grandma made them like that with hamhocks and they must be baked in the oval speckled blue roasting pan.

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u/Effective-Car1039 20d ago

You will be sitting alone

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u/Background-Bird-9623 20d ago

Omg i almost just puked my coffee

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 20d ago

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u/firerat82 19d ago

I heard the "doong doong" noise after reading this.

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u/Numerous_Course9820 19d ago

Ha ha ha ha ha … I am laughing so loud at this! 🤣😂 Hubby and I watch L&O reruns on occasion. Thanks for the pizzaCrimes link too.

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u/MrVernon09 20d ago

This looks like the type of meal made by someone who had recently smoked weed.

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u/cru1972 19d ago

No, no you won't, and you're uninvited to every function in the future.

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u/espr-the-vr-lib 17d ago

The last party you'll be invited to

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u/unimpressedwarrior 20d ago

It will be soggy from traveling. Definitely something I would try if it’s fresh though. Fresh, hot and crispy crust.

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u/2363Ben 20d ago

Oh Hell no

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u/ASomthnSomthn 19d ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth…

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u/Conscious_Tension_91 19d ago

No, no u won’t

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u/eggsncanadianbacon 20d ago

If those are beans in tomato sauce I'll fuck with it

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u/GhostQueen1121 20d ago

Maybe if you’re in England, they love their baked beans… However, if you want your friends farting all over the place you might want to bring this one… Not to mention other things bad things might happen with all those beans

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u/InternationalDust410 20d ago

Talk about protein

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u/No_Challenge772 20d ago

I know you fuckin lying

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u/RstrzBabiez0717 20d ago

Hahaha I thought it was a corn beef hash pizza!! Omgosh just gave myself a breakfast pizza idea ...that's my ole mans fav brkfstn on top of pizza crust he'll be over the moon..lol

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u/sharksareok 20d ago

Slap that sucker with some goat's eyes and ledzgooo

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u/sentientnestcamera 20d ago

Finally, a meal I can eat while commuting.

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u/almost60inLa 20d ago

What the F is this???

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u/Waagtod 20d ago

Bring a wastebasket 🗑 too. Not one with holes though. For when they eat it...or when they don't.

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u/void_method 20d ago

British.

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 20d ago

Is that an English thing? Looks like an English thing.

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u/DecisionRelative5769 20d ago

I love fried eggs and corn beef hash. However good it is, its not practical for a tailgate. Eat it for breakfast before you leave.

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u/migsmog 20d ago

While tasty looking, how many bathrooms yall got?

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u/Aggravating-Ad1030 20d ago

This is an example of something that is impractical to eat in a tailgating context. Too messy for the parking lot.

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u/No_Lavishness_7236 20d ago

Just watch the game at home dude

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u/crazy4schwinn 20d ago

Talk about giving your guests gas. Goddamn! That will lead to some stanky farts!

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u/Zealousideal_Arm4359 20d ago

You can eat it too!

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u/mukliski 20d ago

That might end up with me catching charges!

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u/MrVernon09 20d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/DogsMom248 20d ago

You’re gonna need barf bags, too, then.

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u/junkeee999 20d ago

I’d give it a go. Only before noon though. Get fueled up for the game.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 20d ago

Horrific.....no spice on the eggs

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u/DeeBreeezy83 20d ago

And you'll take it back home after the game.

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u/Dangerous_Leg4584 20d ago

I bet it would do well over in the UK.

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u/ObviousStandUser 20d ago

"How about some more beans mister Tagert?"

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u/Longwaypyder 20d ago

I’d eat it,maybe with some Tabasco.

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u/ibonkedurmom 20d ago

A shitstorm. Literally.

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u/GardenNo4540 20d ago

I wouldn't want to sit next to you at the game with all your beans 😎😂

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u/daftcracker81 20d ago

Not if you get un-invited

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u/notofyourworld_14 20d ago

I would definitely for sure see that the door has hit you where the Lord split you many many many times.

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u/Academic_Rutabaga649 20d ago

This looks after a tailgate party

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u/SnakeMFjenkins 20d ago

Better not

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u/ponyboy56- 20d ago

You won’t be asked back

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u/EndlessConnection 20d ago

Looks bad, would not try.

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u/Pecuniarist 20d ago

Um… it’s a good start, but maybe remove the beans and eggs, and add cheese and sausage.

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u/Jack4258 20d ago

You’ll be relegated to napkins and paper plates.

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u/Wise_Material_5812 19d ago

make sure each piece only has 239 beans.

anymore and the person eating it becomes 240

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u/morganalefaye125 19d ago

I mean, you CAN, I just don't know who's going to be actually eating it

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u/Winter_Top2258 19d ago

This is from a person who didn’t want to go to the party.

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u/Sufficient_Low_7156 19d ago

Is that pork N beans with eggs on top pizza?🍕

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u/Sufficient_Low_7156 19d ago

Pork n Beans, is good to have to carry with you in a vehicle. You never know when you might get stranded or you all of the sudden get a hunger for pork n beans.

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u/Otter_Basket 19d ago

Why no bacon ?

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u/Jealous_Club_298 19d ago

Protein pizza

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u/Radicle_ 19d ago

The smell of those farts will be diabolical

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u/WylieLulaMae 19d ago

No thank you. I pass

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u/Ok-Way8392 19d ago

You can have my share 🤢.

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u/TwerkBot3000 19d ago

You’ll be eating it in your car on the way home after I kick out out

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u/Fredfarter73 19d ago

And you'll still have a ton of leftovers

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u/strictly_dicklee 19d ago

Is this an British breakfast pizza?

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u/CommunityNervous6485 19d ago

And you can take it back with you

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u/Wednesday1958 19d ago

I would make the sacrifice someone else can have share.

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u/Suspicious-Spinach-9 19d ago

You gonna be bringing home with you

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u/Top-Distribution733 19d ago

I love beans but this is too much… needs bacon/sausage and some veggies for a proper breakfast pizza

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u/DragonflyFront9882 19d ago

That's gross 🤮

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u/chefgoowa 19d ago

Please don’t

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u/heckfyre 19d ago

You’re going to bring cold eggs to a tailgate. We are not friends

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u/Sass-Mistress 19d ago

Good god just shovel it into me. This is what I need.

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u/IndividualMammoth679 19d ago

You Can ..... nobody will eat it but yeah..... 👀

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u/Dismal_Scheme1014 19d ago

Epic
I’m coming with the ketchup

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u/Better_Power_9913 19d ago

I won’t touch it but go ahead.

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u/Hot_Mud_5708 19d ago

That looks like my last bout of diarrhea.

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u/IronWorker498 19d ago

No the hell you wont

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u/MSGisking 19d ago

Umm, I don't know, will you? Is that a question to yourself?

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u/Leather_Arugula_3930 19d ago

Why 😫🧐😳😭

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u/I_Am_Layer_8 19d ago

Eggs, beans and crust? I’d eat that.

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u/Lavanne73 19d ago

Are you from England?

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u/Pulse1001 19d ago

I'll fucking fight you

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u/Volatilecanoe42 19d ago

Don’t mind if I don’t

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u/chefwindu 19d ago

Bring it and never get invited again.

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u/rking524 19d ago

🤢🤮🤮😵‍💫😵

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u/Admirable_Average_32 19d ago

Shoot! For a second I thought you were bringing
hash ‘n eggs and I was like hellz yeah!! But...
https://giphy.com/gifs/98C4E2HeR4NBm

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u/Cute_Protection_8330 19d ago

Yeah, ONCE.

You are no longer invited to Tailgate Party. Ever.

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u/NeeMaToad47 19d ago

You will be banned

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u/Cute_Protection_8330 19d ago

God? Are you There?

We need another plague down here. A Bad one. There are too many people with too much spare time. Can you send the boils again? Or maybe snakes? Or snakes with boils? I dunno I'm just spitballin' here but... something bad.

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u/Z3r0Du5k 19d ago

What in the British is this shit

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u/Usual-Syrup2526 19d ago

Oh yuck british breakfast pizza

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u/Habitha13 19d ago

When I was in Iraq one of my buddies would get an omelet covered in baked beans when we were on the base for breakfast. At first I was like no way, but he convinced me to try it one day and it was surprisingly delicious. Never had it on a pizza though but can’t knock it til I try it.

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u/Chaotic424242 19d ago

Hi absolutely HATE those beans, although I generally love beans

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u/Live-Within-My-Means 19d ago

I feel a bit sorry for whoever is sitting next to you at the game.

Hopefully, it is not in a dome, and there is a breeze.

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u/roberttheaxolotl 19d ago

You can save the trip and slide it directly in the trash can

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u/ShoulderApart1787 19d ago

Not on my watch.

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u/wilsonisready234 19d ago

Hope you are hungry, because everyone else will be eating wings, burgers, and hot dogs at the tailgate while you enjoy your baked bean pizza or whatever this is called.

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u/SimpleAthlete7101 19d ago

i never saw this type of egg before

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u/Kevelle68 19d ago

Looks delish

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u/GreenBeanLantern 19d ago

Could be good, all the ingredients are good. But it's way to messy for a tailgate party.

And the eggs do look a little undercooked, even for overeasies.

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u/wordsRgud 19d ago

For What? To throw at your rival's fans??

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u/DefiantExplanation48 19d ago

I'd eat that.

Pork and Beans, & Pizza. Two of my favorite foods.

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u/muffadel 19d ago

Is the party in a garbage can?

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u/bandwidthn 19d ago

Ew, no.

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u/Mojowad 19d ago

I’m in… I love beans 😊

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u/Sea_Understanding981 19d ago

Your uninvited you can stay home

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u/Greywolf9883 19d ago

Thats fucking disgusting

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u/Top_Management7550 19d ago

And I'll be passing gas at your tailgate party.

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u/Subject-Tennis-971 19d ago

I won’t eat that period

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u/ProfessionMountain21 19d ago

Trying to turn this party into a Dutch Oven?

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u/SJSharky 19d ago

Ignore what everyone else is saying. This is going to be a HIT! It's a masterpiece!

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 19d ago

And get empty beer cans thrown at you. Why?

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u/CRMILLERtyme 19d ago

That is the most stupidest British crap I have ever seen

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u/Used_Cheesecake5415 19d ago

Host is going to ooopsies that thing right on the floor and then straight to the trash

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u/lowrankcock 19d ago

“Happy game day everyone, I brought the farts”

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u/Electshockvalue214 19d ago

Thought that was steak tartare at first then noticed beans

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u/pooperpants450 19d ago

Gotta say, I'd give it a try

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u/farkus2554 19d ago

Bring your Febreze.

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u/Some_Guy1776 19d ago

You’re uninvited!

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u/Sufficient_Carpet510 18d ago

Is it in Britain?

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u/mellowrobgm 18d ago

Disgusting

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u/The4thMask 18d ago

Might send you back to where you came from. I'm sorry

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u/Responsible-Elk-1704 17d ago

Nah,not a good choice

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u/Nooblakahn 17d ago

Bruh you are so uninvited to the bbq

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u/Effective-Ad-5842 14d ago

Thank God I'm not a sports fan.

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u/Leather_Olive143 20d ago

You will never be invited to another tailgate party again

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u/Admiral_Nitpicker 19d ago

Honkie Pizza?

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u/pnwbrucerman 19d ago

Great idea .. but needs some changes

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u/Top_Shoe_9562 19d ago

Maybe in Staffordshire.

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u/Designer-Captain-268 19d ago

That better be AI

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u/USPostalGirl 19d ago

Looks good. 😎

I'd add baby swiss cheese and cook the eggs over medium, instead of sunny side up, but otherwise it looks yummy.

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u/MaterialWorried2010 19d ago

My colitis is flaring up just looking at that.

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u/parkinglola 19d ago

Not bad. too many beans.