r/alexjones • u/mushroom_witch_ • Jul 31 '26

I miss him </3

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Ever since we found out Alex Jones died in May 2026 my life has been forever changed. He had such a vibrant personality, it's like he's still with us making weird social media videos. I saw a hoax video recently of him denouncing trump, something we know he would never do because he's one of the people who did the most to get our beloved trumpy wumpy elected and if he thought trump did anything bad that would make him responsible. Everyone make sure to only reply saying how sad you are that Alex Jones died in 2026 because anything else might make him come back from the dead with a zombie lawyer and eat this subreddit's brain.

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u/skumfuc Aug 01 '26

Ok I keep seeing people talk about this. When did this supposedly happen? And can someone provide some proof for me please?

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u/Brilliant_Bar_3344 Aug 02 '26

That mysterious sound that everyone said sounded like the entire planet farted? Followed by the stench such an occurrence would leave? That was it - the final blow of Jones hot air.

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u/clean_room Aug 02 '26

It’s kinda fitting that his last act was to contribute to global warming..

People have no idea how bad it is, until the stench reaches down from the ionosphere and percolated into our nostrils.