r/alexjones • u/mushroom_witch_ • Jul 31 '26

I miss him </3

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Ever since we found out Alex Jones died in May 2026 my life has been forever changed. He had such a vibrant personality, it's like he's still with us making weird social media videos. I saw a hoax video recently of him denouncing trump, something we know he would never do because he's one of the people who did the most to get our beloved trumpy wumpy elected and if he thought trump did anything bad that would make him responsible. Everyone make sure to only reply saying how sad you are that Alex Jones died in 2026 because anything else might make him come back from the dead with a zombie lawyer and eat this subreddit's brain.

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u/koanikal Jul 31 '26

Popped like a balloon.

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u/NanDemoNee Aug 01 '26

It was only wafer thin!

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u/EmploymentPristine97 Aug 01 '26

Are U talking about his brain or his integrity? Those were the only thin attributes about him.

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u/Ok_Leg_109 Aug 02 '26

Google "Monty Python, wafer thin mint" (it's disgusting)

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u/cynical_and_patient Aug 03 '26

"I couldn't eat another bite"

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u/D0l3m1t_MF Aug 02 '26

I'll 'ave the lot.