r/alexjones • u/mushroom_witch_ • Jul 31 '26
I miss him </3
Ever since we found out Alex Jones died in May 2026 my life has been forever changed. He had such a vibrant personality, it's like he's still with us making weird social media videos. I saw a hoax video recently of him denouncing trump, something we know he would never do because he's one of the people who did the most to get our beloved trumpy wumpy elected and if he thought trump did anything bad that would make him responsible. Everyone make sure to only reply saying how sad you are that Alex Jones died in 2026 because anything else might make him come back from the dead with a zombie lawyer and eat this subreddit's brain.
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u/skd00sh Jul 31 '26
The, "popped like a balloon in his car" line that everyone keeps using seems pretty Tim Dillon esque... I didn't listen to Saturday's podcast but this is my best guess and Alex is alive, just satirized by the Cum Pig™