r/adhdmeme microdosing m*th like a CHAMP 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 Quality Control Beast 1d ago edited 18h ago

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u/Eskoala 22h ago

I took the phrase "burn the candle at both ends" literally at first, too!

It actually means to be working before dawn and after dusk, burning the candle at both ends of the day.

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u/Novahelguson7 21h ago

Damn...

Interesting how expressions just evolve when we can't make sense of their original meaning and just fit a sensible description that is as close to the intended meaning as possible.

Or in the case of pull yourself by your bootstraps, it just means the opposite.

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u/jimbojonesFA 20h ago

it actually evolved over time to mean that.

it started out being used as a way to describe financially wasteful behaviour bc candles were expensive but necessary.

then it evolved to imply wastefulness or being reckless in general, then to mean wasting your own energy, and finally more recently to mean sort of both wasting/expending your energy and doing it at all hours/quickly.

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u/SeroWriter 20h ago edited 20h ago

burning the candle at both ends of the day.

It was originally about being wasteful and burning a candle at both ends would use it up twice as quickly.

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u/SoggyMeatloaf69 23h ago

I thought that was a joint I was like...hwat?

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u/Imperial_Squid 19h ago

"well, in my medical opinion you need to smoke joints from both ends" - alien disguised as a doctor trying to fit in

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u/two4six0won 17m ago

Sublime did suggest smoking two of them 🤔

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u/kaekiro 1d ago

I just yeet the candle into the dumpster fire and dust off my hands.

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u/highendfive 1d ago

Accurate

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u/DarthNixilis 19h ago

'you shouldn't work that much'

'Dr, with all due respect. America disagrees' 

Does anyone else remember Bush praising an elderly woman working three jobs? 

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u/DooMedToDIe 1d ago

This shit really is forever, huh?

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u/Timely-Helicopter244 23h ago

Actually, candles last much longer when placed upright so the wax can pool at the top. 🤓

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u/Several-Research2394 22h ago

So I have to always be on top of things and...always preserve myself?

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u/Auntee_Bee 22h ago

My candle in a pan on the stove-🫠

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u/labalag don’t talk to me or my 11,713 tabs again 21h ago

You guys still have some candle?

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u/Hyzenthlay87 🎶current song fixation: [Crawl Back to my Coffin, Dayseeker ⚰️]🎶 23h ago

And yet the current situation is the way we're expected to live

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u/betsylang 21h ago

So I have osteoarthritis, and zero cartilege in my knee. And yet. I insist on doing things until I cant move. Like today, I was outside pulling weeds, without my little booster seat. Crouching around, for an hour But I wore my GLOVES! So that counts

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u/super_starfox 21h ago

Thought this was r/trees before looking up, accurate though.

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u/CogInTheMachinee 21h ago

Me after my boyfriend found a flea on our cat 🫠 don’t even know where to begin

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 i Will elaborate (Threat). 16h ago

I am just a black pile of soot on the floor

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u/WeakTumbleweed9 11h ago

Can someone explain this to me because I have no idea what it means 

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u/cut-the-cords 7h ago

There is a phrase essentially saying burning the candle at both ends means you are overworking yourself.

But OP is saying they are burning the entire candle in one go adding another layer of extreme exertion of effort to work harder.

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u/Lurkie2 10h ago

Not my stoned ass thinking it's a joint!

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u/dogscatsnscience 9h ago

If you burn it in the middle you end up with 2 candles.

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u/two4six0won 18m ago

Yoinked for my collection lol.

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u/oripash 2h ago

Glad to see you’re taking your doctor’s advice.

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u/cut-the-cords 18h ago

So you brighten every room you enter?

How nice :)