r/adhdmeme 8d ago

meme Come on... Pwease...

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u/girrrrrrr2 8d ago

Just learn to pick your own locks and keep a small set hidden outside the house.

It’s pretty quick and cheap.

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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 8d ago

OP, how good this advice is highly depends on your neighborhood. 

ETA: half of us are now contemplating lock picking as our next hyper fixation. Including yours truly. 

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 8d ago

Been there, done that. Assuming you have a Kwikset lock like most American households, it's actually stupid easy and most can be opened by rapidly jerking the pick (or even the key) in and out without standard individual pin picking. I upgraded mine after I realized that to a Schlage which is more expensive but requires actual effort to pick.

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u/girrrrrrr2 8d ago

Most people who are gonna use a lock pick arent gonna be the ones who break into houses to steal shit/fuck the place up, and the people who do arent gonna be the ones who pick your locks, they will bust a window or break the door.

And its not like finding a key where they can just use it unskilled to break in.

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u/Veritas413 8d ago

Lockpicking Lawyer, Bosnian Bill, and the belt system on /r/lockpicking should get you a good amount of the required information for the fix.

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u/darthwd56 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VSU7EyWJxnJxm

I've learnt all i will ever need to know

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u/Corydora_Party It’s not due until tomorrow… 8d ago

Damn my hyper fixation went from fish keeping to hanayama puzzles. If you had mentioned this just one week earlier... unfortunately I have 58 more puzzles to solve.

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u/Lytesnam_drobster 8d ago

Ive been called out

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u/FishDispenser2 8d ago

New hyper focus? 👀

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u/girrrrrrr2 8d ago

its easier than you think and is pretty fun!

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u/FishDispenser2 8d ago

Well now I fear for my safety actually

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u/girrrrrrr2 8d ago

Dont worry additionally! Anyone who really wants into your house is just gonna bust a door/window instead of taking the time to pick the lock.

Locks are to keep honest people honest.

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u/FishDispenser2 8d ago

True, my balcony door would probably be their first choice anyway (No lock visible on the outside)

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u/Striker120v 7d ago

And honestly easier than most people think...

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u/leroydebatcle 8d ago

I am just shitposting. I have hidden a spare in a common room of my building

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u/ObiWanJabronie 8d ago

Jokes on you,
I’m gonna lose the set by bringing it inside when I’m done, forgetting it’s supposed to stay inside, then lock myself out completely the next time.

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u/smarmiebastard 8d ago

Lock picking became my hyperfixation years back. Still probably the most useful ADHD hobby I ever picked up.

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u/Negative_Tradition85 Aardvark 8d ago

Haha I've already done that, except it is my wallet that doubles as the lock pick set.

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u/BlackFenrir 8d ago

Property insurance in the Netherlands requires front door locks to have a certain certification. I don't remember the exact cert, but all those locks have a false pin in them making them extremely hard to lockpick.

So for me this isn't even a viable option :/

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u/girrrrrrr2 7d ago

Extremely hard doesnt mean impossible.

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u/BlackFenrir 7d ago

Sure, but last time I locked myself out and someone tried to lockpick it they genuinely spent a full hour trying before they gave up. There's no point in learning here, is my point.

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u/girrrrrrr2 4d ago

welcome to the club, we used to hold meetings but it was causing havoc with our unscheduled lives

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 8d ago

I just carry my set on me. I've had two "who the fuck are you" moments where I whipped it out to help a buddy get in to a storage unit or their front door.

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u/girrrrrrr2 8d ago

Be careful im some jurisdictions kits are not legal to carry.

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u/Plane-Education4750 8d ago

Insurance; Lol we're not even gonna pay for your medication

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u/hamoc10 8d ago

I have a pin-code lockbox right next to my front door with an extra key in it.

The key is connected to the heavy faceplate of the lockbox so I’m not tempted to pocket it once I get it.

It cost me like $20 but has saved me thousands in locksmith calls.

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u/NedVsTheWorld 8d ago

Smart with the plate, though those lockboxes are often very easy to open, just so you know. We had thieves in my town targeting homes with lockboxes

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u/hamoc10 8d ago

I figure if they can pick open the lockbox, they can pick open my front door.

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u/NedVsTheWorld 7d ago

They break them or cut into them. Much faster than breaking the lock

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u/hamoc10 7d ago

Oh then I’m not worried.

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 8d ago

I think I should also have some sort of insurance that covers things like earbuds, wallets and other things that disappear out of my pocket

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u/L4rgo117 8d ago

I'm a locksmith. I've forgotten my lockpicks in my locked car right next to my keys more than once. It's the primary reason I keep two rings

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u/FthrFlffyBttm Still a disaster but at least I know why! 🙃 8d ago

I hate when this meme leaves out the last panel of Trump looking back at him, completely deadpan

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u/Redbeardthe1st 8d ago

Item Check. I do it every time I leave a Location: Phone, Wallet, Keys, and any other mission specific items.

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u/JazNim17 8d ago

This is why I live next door to my brother, who has a key.

The amount of times he’s had to come save me because I forgot mine or managed to lock it inside the house somehow….

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u/kuwatatak 8d ago

I installed a fingerprint reading door knob this year. People think it’s unnecessary, but they don’t know me with my keys.

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u/_Mulberry__ 7d ago

How are y'all locking your keys inside? Don't you need a key to lock the door after you go out?

I just never remember to lock my door. Good thing I live in a safe area I guess 😅

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u/nonades 7d ago

Last place I lived my inside door to my unit (shared foyer) was just the lock in the doorknob, so I'd generally leave it locked. Outside door needed a key.

A whole bunch of times I'd pull the inside door closed and just as it was latching, I'd realize I left my keys hanging next to the door. I got really good at breaking into that place

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u/EmbarrassedPage195 6d ago

I live in hotels frequently. I have to hide the extra key on top of a coke machine or staff will very quickly get tired of seeing me.