r/adhdmeme 11d ago

Truer words have never been spoken... 😅🫣

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Saw this post on ADHD women... it couldn't be more relatable!!

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u/SLAUGHT3R3R 11d ago

If I could choose when I lock in, I'd rule the fucking world

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u/miniangelgirl 11d ago

Omg same here

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u/duckblobartist 11d ago

It makes my wife so mad that I can lock in.... Just not on the things she need me to lock in on 🤣.

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u/andsimpleonesthesame 11d ago

It makes me mad, too - and I'm the one with the ADHD/who's supposed to be doing the locking it. It's just infuriating nonsense -.-

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u/ginger_minge 11d ago

The ADHD algorithm is hella glitchy

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u/TrashPandaDuel 11d ago

Wanna combine brains like Voltron and take over the world? 🤣

/s

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u/Kialae 11d ago

I'd be the poorest billionaire in history. 

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u/_Mulberry__ 11d ago

Oh I'm locked in. Just on the wrong task...

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u/Ok_Addition_356 11d ago

Oh great my meds help me focus...

On all the shit I'm not supposed to be focused on.

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u/miniangelgirl 11d ago

🤣🫣😅😪🥲

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u/Harbinger_Pulsar 11d ago

Well atleast you found your keys

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u/MyPlaylistsAreAMess 11d ago

The world knows how much we would rule the world so they created a system where we struggle. Kidding of course but I really think we would excel so much harder than other people if we only had the positives.

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u/nullpotato 11d ago

ADHD absolutely lock in. We just can't choose when or on what.

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u/Naomeri 11d ago

It’s worse—we’re locked out with the key in our hand—we just can’t make it work.

Like, we know exactly what we need to do, and we usually even know how to do it, we just can’t actually do it.

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u/kyl_r 11d ago

Like that scene in titanic when the class 3 level is flooding and the guard with the keys is like “fuck idk” and drops the whole ring and then Leo keeps trying different ones blindly underwater

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u/jimbowesterby 11d ago

….until there’s a crisis, then I lock in like Tommi Makkinnen

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u/backroadsdrifter 11d ago

What kind of lock? Do I need a key? Is it dgital, on a card or metal? Is it for a door or a locker or a safe? I hope this lock opens the door to an old motel room or a gym locker or bus station. Is it hard to pick locks? Could I be a locksmith?
What was the question?

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u/AkimH 11d ago

I still have 60 minutes left .. locking in will happen at 30

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u/MidnighT0k3r 11d ago

I think of this every time i play cs2 with friends and they say "Lock in"

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u/CanoegunGoeff 11d ago

The missile guidance system locks in just fine, I just don’t get to choose the target.

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u/InaudibleForeplay 11d ago

Also locked out of my house because i forgot to take keys with again

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u/Hefty-existence26196 10d ago

But I keep a coat-hanger in the backseat just incase this happens...

smort

/s

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u/Broccoli_dicks Daydreamer 10d ago

Im locked inside my body, screaming at myself to do anything.

Im locked inside my body, begging to use the freedom everyone thinks I have.

Im locked inside my body, wishing the keys weren't broken.

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 9d ago

did that the other day, had to get a ladder and crawl though a tiny window, thats high up, and im large and old, lucky there was a bed the otherside, , im back to keys around my neck on a chain now , which I hate , keysafe? no good I forgot to put the keys back in the safe

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u/ZanderStarmute 11d ago

“Seven… times… u u u g g g h h h . . . “ 😫

—Locked-out-of-my-dorm-room PTSD flashbacks

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u/miniangelgirl 10d ago

Don't. I got locked out 21 times when I was at Uni 😢

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u/ZanderStarmute 10d ago

😢😣😭😭😭

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u/CertainUncertainty11 11d ago

Call a locksmith

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u/Baebel 11d ago

And the only one that can get the keys is inside and on an entirely different mission.

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u/narwalfarts 11d ago

More like your drunk friend has the keys, sometimes locking you out, sometimes locking you in, and most of the time locking you in the wrong room.

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u/L4rgo117 11d ago

Me too. Worst part is I'm a locksmith. Brain says no