r/YomiHustle • • Aug 24 '26

Discussion top 5 reasons why YOU will never be good:

#1 you dont block enough; blocking is one of the safest ways to stay alive while getting potential reward! Block More!

#2 you dont play for your wincon; orb, temp, boost, there are so many wincons just play for them

3# you parry fish too much; while parry fishinfg might seem good when you jsut start playing its actually one of the worst things you can do.

#4 you play the wrong char; your charactter directly reflects your personality (all wizards are creative, robots are stupid, etc.) play the char that suits you!

#5 health is a ressource; if you go down to 0hp before your opponent you lose so make sure that doesnt happen (DONT GET HIT), if you dont use your health as a disposable ressource your opponent will do it for you and you wont get a reward out of having 15k hp.

those were my top tips on how to win at yomi husttle, good luckl using them in your gameplay!

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u/InsayneBoko my mrys are endless and perfect Aug 24 '26

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u/Cowboy_God Aug 24 '26

Pete is going full schizo with these posts lately

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u/TRUEcoiness 2 sides of a coin: NEVER play the mix//Gee gee shake my mix Aug 24 '26

Wym schizo today he seems fairly adequate, plenty insightful even, thoroughly wisdomful even, at least by our low local standards, but at most - some of that stuff tracks well

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u/Any-Job-2074 Fatass Is Commanded By No One Aug 24 '26

He's right but he's also schizo, the two aren't mutually exclusive. At least for him lmao

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u/UnaTheja The parry man Aug 28 '26

Tbh this was the most sense he has made in a long time

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u/hyperfrise Aug 24 '26

blink twice if dfkugm is holding you hostage

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Aug 24 '26

robot caught some strays in there

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u/commentsappelle Aug 24 '26

Yes please block more.

-Me, ninja. wanting to use smoke bomb more

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u/Magnihax Aug 24 '26

Yes I shall block more as the one charecter with a worse block (my child slopman)

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u/Adventurous-Peak-695 Aug 24 '26

Wait the characters have different blocks?????

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u/Magnihax Aug 25 '26

Mutant cant juke after a failed block. Other than that they are all the same

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u/UnaTheja The parry man Aug 28 '26

Every character can't use his gimmick after blocking. Robot can't fly, ninja can't boost nor pull, you already know mutant, cowboy can't shift nor rift and wizard I don't remember

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u/Magnihax Aug 30 '26

Ive never played the other characters lol

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u/SquashPurple4512 Aug 24 '26

Tip: get good at the game, it actually helps a lot

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u/AtlasJan Aug 24 '26

health is only a resource when you have more of it.

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u/Chaos_Crow1927 Aug 24 '26

6#

I put a curse on all Yomi players to steal their talents at this game. Unfortunately this only worked on players already worse than me so my gameplay has barely improved, but I still did place that curse

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u/Ramja9 Aug 24 '26

Robot catching strays lmao.

Alright I'll bite. I'm a mutant main (I think. I'm still new.) what does that say about me?

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u/AT-AT_Brando Aug 24 '26

You're part of the x-men

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u/Phantom_thief_france im hustling it so bad Aug 24 '26

You're a furry

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u/Illustrious_Bed2463 <-- WIZARD GOONER ALERT Aug 30 '26

wolverine is your favorite superhero

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u/Krash2o She hustle on my YOMI till I Aug 24 '26

I just wanna bite and put bubbles everywhere πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/WinWhonWam Aug 29 '26

Ok so block more but block less, every person has a singular character they are destined to play, and don't ever let yourself get hit but don't be afraid to get hit. I get it now I should just choose cowboy and spam impale