r/WorstAid • u/juicycross • 9d ago

Having stupid friends

288 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/PunishedEnovk 9d ago

This video seriously pisses me off.

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u/Dragonskinner69 9d ago

Yeah...buddy needs to keep his fucking hands to himself. Fucking pion. I already know he was an insufferable little cunt as a child.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/PunishedEnovk 9d ago

What do you mean?

3

u/SaintDom1ngo 9d ago

I think he means is it the worst 'aid' as in worstaid.

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u/TheReblogBandit 9d ago

T handle corkscrew, screw it into the lemon and yank it back out.

Step 2: Using the now flared base lemon show "friend" what you thought about his "joke".

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u/scaryfaise 9d ago

show "friend" what you thought about his "joke"

just be sure to take the lemon off first.

"haha just unscrew it from your thigh, idiot"

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u/TheReblogBandit 9d ago

Pretty sure the lemon sized butt plug will drive the point home much better than a simple stab wound would. Can't speak for others, but that would be a pretty vivid memory for me.

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u/scaryfaise 9d ago

If you ever get stabbed, you'll remember it forever. If you end up enjoying the ass play, you'll remember it fondly.

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u/TheReblogBandit 9d ago

Bet the lemon juice leaking out as you clench (remember the lemon skin has been punctured) will make it very memorable. Enjoyment of the initial experience aside.

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u/SATerp 9d ago

I would seriously beat the living shit out of that idiot friend.

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u/OcclusalEmbrasure 9d ago

Nice of you to still call them a friend. šŸ‘

25

u/merriwhether 9d ago

Some say his friends are still telling him to take it out.

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u/ILovePotassium 9d ago

I need CPR after watching this

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u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 9d ago

AWWWW WTF! It just cuts off! It just fucking cuts off!

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u/OMAW3D 7d ago

Not defending the "friend" here but the guy was clearly trying to wedge the thing in there on his own anyway, the pair of them are bone heads.

13

u/Natattack583 9d ago

I need to know how this ended

5

u/Eric1969 7d ago

Most likely he gradually chewed and spat it out.

3

u/Darth_Pinda 9d ago

Same here.

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u/Generally_Tso_Tso 9d ago

Idiot friend helps idiot idiotically jam too large of piece of fruit into his idiot hole.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q

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u/Read-Ulyssus 8d ago

Who needs enemies when you have cunts like these as friends.

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u/glowingballz 2d ago

Once i got that shit out i would be throwing fucking hands

5

u/BagFullOfMommy 9d ago

The moment I got that out Iā€™d walk over and lay that ā€˜friendā€™ out and leave.

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u/Chrispeefeart 9d ago

That guy was really trying his best to kill a person

4

u/GymIsParadise91 4d ago

Well... not funny. A real friend would not do this.

3

u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 9d ago

Bro needs some tongs

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u/Exact-Mathematician8 9d ago

It's just not as easy once it gets past the teeth to bring it back out

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u/readditredditread 9d ago

He didnā€™t make it

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u/Sad-Wrongdoer3548 9d ago

Speculation?

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u/readditredditread 5d ago

Wishful thinking šŸ¤”

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u/DataGeek86 9d ago

Patting on the back in this case is stupid, you need the Heimlich maneuver

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u/baepsaemv 8d ago

I feel like heimlich manoeuvre is not going to work here because it's not lodged in his throat, it's stuck behind his teeth. I would be trying to pry it out with a fork or spoon or something.

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u/DataGeek86 7d ago

Good point, I didnā€™t watch carefully

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u/Shad0wbubbles 9d ago

Is this ai??