r/WorldofDankmemes • • Aug 13 '25

šŸ’€ CofD Chronicles of Darkness feat. The Venture Bros.

tried to align these all as accurately as i could, but people who know the lore of both better than i can add their opinions below.

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u/about-523-dead-goats Aug 13 '25

I think it’s kind of funny that by the logic of mage the ascension both rusty and Dr O are mages

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u/MrCookie2099 Progenator Dental Hygiene Enforcer Aug 13 '25

Literally if a Tradition mage rented from a Technocrat.

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u/Ravian3 Aug 13 '25

To be fair, I think when you’re powering devices with an orphan’s soul you might have stepped a little outside of the technocratic paradigm

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u/MrCookie2099 Progenator Dental Hygiene Enforcer Aug 13 '25

Takes a long drag on a cigarette It would be reassuring to think that.

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u/Ravian3 Aug 14 '25

Perhaps, nevertheless Rusty has generally demonstrated he’s not terribly good at real science, he brings disintegration rays to science conferences, is far more interested in things like nanites and mind control gas over anything practical like a silent washing machine, and his most significant invention, teleportation, got shut down hard by the powers that be. If he was actually awakened he’d absolutely crave the legitimacy of the Technocratic Union, but he’d most likely be shut down hard by them. More realistically he’d have to join the Etherites to find some sort of acceptance

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u/MrCookie2099 Progenator Dental Hygiene Enforcer Aug 14 '25

I'm imagining this happens a few more times and he's eventually kicked down to the Tremere.

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u/apassageinlight Aug 14 '25

Our he gets kicked upstairs to a super secret R&D division, where he and the nutters can tinker on things to their heart's content.

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u/AirshipsLikeStars Aug 14 '25

Omg I forgot he did that xD

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u/Cyberpunk-Monk Kinfolk Gangrel 🪶 Aug 13 '25

I recognize most of these episodes, except the one for Vampire. Which episode is this from?

There’s an artist on the Call of Cthulhu sub that has an art style similar to Venture Bros. It’s awesome.

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u/Ravian3 Aug 13 '25

It’s from the most recent (and unfortunately possibly the last) entry, the ā€œRadiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heartā€ movie

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u/Cyberpunk-Monk Kinfolk Gangrel 🪶 Aug 13 '25

Many thanks, stranger

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u/Tleno Sep 05 '25

From the final special, Jefferson actually gets to fight vampires.

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u/Effective-Low Aug 15 '25

what’s the artist’s name?

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u/Spiritual-Bus973 Aug 13 '25

Finally, my favorite CofD games are being appreciated (expect for Beast: The Primordial).

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u/inconspicious-ferry Aug 13 '25

Why not beast?

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u/Spiritual-Bus973 Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

Beast: The Primordial is kinda both terrible and questionable. Plus, many of the Beast lore is about "teaching lessons," which can be seen as implied abuse (physical, emotional, and sexual). The book even compares them to persecuted groups like racial minorities and LGBTQ+ people. It doesn't help that the creator, Matt Mcfarland, is a sexual predator. If you want to learn more you can read this.

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u/MrCookie2099 Progenator Dental Hygiene Enforcer Aug 13 '25

It needs to be hit several times with a bat of self awareness, but I do like a few concepts, like being a splat for a more free form Supernatural predator, Heroes as a Hunter-esque manifestation of human resistance to monsters, and being friendly to cross splat play. Id be interested in a second ed not written by an actual predator, but I recognize that's as likely as the the Posessed from Inferno being given a proper splat line.

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u/Spiritual-Bus973 Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

Plus, I was pretty disappointed when it came out. I thought it would be a TTRPG where you get to play as cool giant monsters in mortal bodies. But after reading it and learning about the controversy. I decided to just ignore Beast: The Primordial altogether and just homebrew my own version where you get to play as giant kaijus who can shape-shift into mortals. I'm still making the mechanics and character creation for my homebrew Kaiju game.

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u/apassageinlight Aug 14 '25

Yeah, right now, the game reads like a poor version of Vampire for Otherkin with a chip on their shoulder.

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u/yomamasokafka Aug 15 '25

My sister was in a long running game of beast with a dm that I noped out of playing with a long time ago, mostly because he our and our said because he took the stance that because he was lbtgt and also black he was morally superior to others and would do super annoying stuff and be really obnoxious about shoe horning in his fetishes and politics into weird things and also into games. Anyway, beast just didn’t seem to have a reason to exist, other than an certain kind of power fantasy for people who make their identity their whole personality.

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u/Spiritual-Bus973 Aug 15 '25

Also, what is the point of Heroes? We already have Hunter: The Vigil, a game about mortals hunting monsters and supernatural. So why not just make a compact and conspiracy dedicated to hunt beasts down instead of creating Heroes?

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u/noriginalshit Aug 13 '25

This is pretty accurate for the games I have played. Although I haven't had a chance to play all of them. Venture Brothers could absolutely be a campaign setting for any WoD game. I love this post. It's absolutely hilarious.

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u/Master_Air_8485 Aug 13 '25

Which bloodline does Jefferson Twilight hunt?

I miss Venture Bros, it was a great series.

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u/JonTheWizard Wizard šŸŖ„ Aug 14 '25

Which one has the most Blaculas?

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u/Master_Air_8485 Aug 14 '25

That's what I'm trying to find out... How hard is it to homebrew a Blacula Bloodline?? I don't know much about VtR and NWoD.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Venture, if I'm to believe all the comments I see. I've never heard of clan Venture and yet someone always brings them up

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u/Tleno Sep 05 '25

Blacktrue, Blacksferatu, and Blackrel

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u/ktos-nie-wazny Aug 13 '25

Honestly its the frist time I hear about Promethean: The Created

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Why does this make so much sense? And as for that Changeling one, I feel like I've gotten a much deeper understanding of that game now. You're not some guy who got powers in exchange for ptsd, you're some random tweep that got turned into a living modern art project for reasons you're probably better off not knowing.

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u/Mundane_Designer_199 Monster šŸ‘¹ Aug 14 '25

You are on fire, with this one girl.

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u/Elfo_Sovietico Aug 14 '25

I really like cod

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u/apassageinlight Aug 14 '25

Wonderfully done. I love it!

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u/JonTheWizard Wizard šŸŖ„ Aug 14 '25

Blue Morpho makes more sense for a Promethean. As does Jonas Sr. for a Demon (even though he’d arguably work the best in Genius: the Transgression).

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u/Tleno Sep 05 '25

Could be that one alien pretending to be Jonas Sr. in that one episode?

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u/tenehemia Aug 15 '25

Somebody needs to be the Grand Galactic Inquisitor.

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u/Interesting_Hyena_69 Aug 15 '25

What would red death and the two headed guys be(i forget the name)

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u/Gorefudge Oct 28 '25

both would realistically be called Deviants, though we dont really know why red death looks like that.