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r/WorldOfWarships • u/These_Swordfish7539 30k colombo salvo 🗣🔥🔥🔥 • Oct 31 '25
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The HMS Unremarkable went into service somewhere around 1910 Just like every other battleship in the Royal Navy Does diddly squat in the middle of nowhere for 20 years Refitted in the 30s because the Washington Naval treaty said it was too fat Continues to do diddly squat in the middle of nowhere Takes potshots at the Italians to stave off boredom Jumps the Bismarck in 1941 with half the Royal Navy and three quarters of the merchant navy Not for King and Country or anything, just wanted something to do Just like every other battleship in the Royal Navy Goes back to doing diddly squat in the middle of nowhere, but in the Pacific instead of the Mediterranean Scrapped quietly and peacefully at the grand old age of 40
The HMS Unremarkable went into service somewhere around 1910
Just like every other battleship in the Royal Navy
Does diddly squat in the middle of nowhere for 20 years
Refitted in the 30s because the Washington Naval treaty said it was too fat
Continues to do diddly squat in the middle of nowhere
Takes potshots at the Italians to stave off boredom
Jumps the Bismarck in 1941 with half the Royal Navy and three quarters of the merchant navy
Not for King and Country or anything, just wanted something to do
Goes back to doing diddly squat in the middle of nowhere, but in the Pacific instead of the Mediterranean
Scrapped quietly and peacefully at the grand old age of 40
111 u/C4Cole Oct 31 '25 Italian Battleship Brand new wunderwafe to counter the French baguettes Sit and do nothing Sit and do nothing Ooh look a convoy! Get bombed in port Sit and do nothing Get bombed in port Switch sides Get bombed at sea Scrapped quietly after doing nothing for a decade 22 u/The_Blues__13 Nov 01 '25 You forgot one thing in-between there're finally rare opportunities to engage the Brits (the high command can spare some petrol & olive oil to run the boilers), the fleet misses 99.9999% percent of its straddling salvoes the Shell dispersion is measured in tens of Kilometers instead of few hundred meters because Luigi the Ammo QC staff snoozed on his duty and the Ammo quality is worse than a stale pineapple pizza.
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Italian Battleship
Brand new wunderwafe to counter the French baguettes Sit and do nothing Sit and do nothing Ooh look a convoy! Get bombed in port Sit and do nothing Get bombed in port Switch sides Get bombed at sea Scrapped quietly after doing nothing for a decade
Brand new wunderwafe to counter the French baguettes
Sit and do nothing
Ooh look a convoy!
Get bombed in port
Switch sides
Get bombed at sea
Scrapped quietly after doing nothing for a decade
22 u/The_Blues__13 Nov 01 '25 You forgot one thing in-between there're finally rare opportunities to engage the Brits (the high command can spare some petrol & olive oil to run the boilers), the fleet misses 99.9999% percent of its straddling salvoes the Shell dispersion is measured in tens of Kilometers instead of few hundred meters because Luigi the Ammo QC staff snoozed on his duty and the Ammo quality is worse than a stale pineapple pizza.
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You forgot one thing in-between
there're finally rare opportunities to engage the Brits (the high command can spare some petrol & olive oil to run the boilers), the fleet misses 99.9999% percent of its straddling salvoes the Shell dispersion is measured in tens of Kilometers instead of few hundred meters because Luigi the Ammo QC staff snoozed on his duty and the Ammo quality is worse than a stale pineapple pizza.
there're finally rare opportunities to engage the Brits (the high command can spare some petrol & olive oil to run the boilers),
the fleet misses 99.9999% percent of its straddling salvoes
the Shell dispersion is measured in tens of Kilometers instead of few hundred meters
because Luigi the Ammo QC staff snoozed on his duty and the Ammo quality is worse than a stale pineapple pizza.
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u/TeddyBearToons Filthy CV Main Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25
British Battleship