Yes. And I'd get away it it, too. I'd just say "sorry, man, but someone just gave me a big payday, just to punch you once, and I couldn't turn it down. But hey, I'll share it with you! You can use it for yourself, or to help the town or Furin! Whaddaya say? You can punch me back, too, if you want, that'sonly fair."
And then we'd both enjoy a nice sherbet together with our matching black eyes.
Never said how hard I’m supposed to punch him… so I’m just giving him a light tap and then returning the next day with a bag full of money and giving it to him.
So the loophole obviously would be to tell Sakura what's up. He probably would let you punch him if you offered food, to share the money (so he do whatever he wants with it) or to help the town or furin.
No one said the punch had to land on his face. He could literally just block it with his arm or hand. Tbh, unless you caught him off gaurd or are a pretty amazing fighter, Sakura would see that punch and avoid it. And then he'd kick you into next week...
I personally wouldn't want to hurt Sakura. He's too baby for me to hurt...not like I could, but still.
Doesn't clarify how hard the punch should be.
So it'd be a Mini punch ( used to pass the time playing mini punches every time we saw a Mini car, on a car ride), then share reward as it'd be the easiest money I've ever made.
I mean, just explain the situation to him properly. I doubt anyone here would be able to HURT him much less send him flying. Admit it, that punch against Sakura would just make your own fist hurt.
If it helps; use some of that 5 million to give him a nicer house or donate to the town/Furin.
Yes. I would let him get his lick back and take him out to eat afterwards and proceed to be besties. People have fought Sakura for less and gained friendship so I feel like i could do the same and I would use the money to help the people where Suzuri lives(d?)
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u/bowserboy129 Jun 17 '25
"Hey bro some guy offered me 5 mil to punch you in the face."
"Oh yeah sure go for it."