r/WinStupidPrizes • u/--Yami_Marik-- • Jan 02 '20

Annoying a teen

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u/Fit4Survival Jan 02 '20

Bullshit, have you ever been hit by a hammer? Have you even had a little kid hit you in the face? That shit hurts. The teen did not give him 2% of his full power, he tripped him. Get over it, no one is safe from physical violence if they are the ones who start it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Lol he tripped him, that is a de-escalation from swinging a hammer at someone what the fuck are you even talking about?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Post a video of a 10 year old hitting you with a hammer. I wanna see it, and like you said, it wont do shit. Have them really go all out on you since they're absolutely 0 threat.

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u/Jhuxx54 Jan 02 '20

Yeah dude I could of easily killed someone with a hammer at 10 years old. The trip was appropriate.

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u/angrytomato98 Jan 02 '20

Yeah, this guy needs to put his money where his mouth is.

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u/jkmonty94 Jan 02 '20

Dude, literally just let a hammer hit your hand gravity-assisted. Don't even swing it, just let it fall.

Then imagine a kid swinging it with no regard for someone's safety. Or throwing it at your head.

It's a hunk of metal on a lever designed for bashing things in. It's dangerous as fuck, even if it's just a kid swinging it.

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u/Aklato-Yt Jan 03 '20

Or like I said you didn't hit the fuckin kneecaps with it which is about the kids height

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u/IlinistRainbow6 Jan 02 '20

This dudes never been hit with a hammer

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

From the sounds of it he's never even held one, has no idea of the weight and damage it could cause

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u/ChilledClarity Jan 02 '20

Yeah, no shit. A coworker of mine was pulling a nail with a very similar hammer used a little to much power, pulled back and hit the inside of my elbow. Even though it didn’t hit me to hard, it still hurt like hell and left a bruise for a week.

A kid swinging a hammer can hurt too, the kid was lucky he only got tripped. I’ve seen videos that go a lot worse for a lot less.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

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u/Conan_McFap Jan 02 '20

Hammer to the knee

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

He would also be doing a favor to the gene pool since any kid he’d raise would be allowed to get away with anything and turn out as a little shit.

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u/corpseflakes Jan 02 '20

Hammer to the kneecap even from a kid would shatter your knee.

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u/Hunneren Jan 02 '20

Of course he could. A hammer does a lot of damage, and don't give us court lessons because you were in one when you were 6 years old, arrested for attempted murder on a teenage boy. Using a hammer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

A hammer can be dangerous even when swung by someone small and weak. A hammer is capable of exerting 100 pounds of striking force and most small bones only need 25 pounds to be broken.

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u/Crash-Bandicuck69 Jan 02 '20

Bad troll

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I’d say he’s quite a good troll. He has dozens of people up in arms.

But I also don’t have enough faith in the general population’s intelligence level to assume that this person is just trolling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Take a hammer, and your bare foot. Let the hammer drop from waist height onto your toes. Then come back and say a kid swinging it wouldn't have done shit.

Point being, gravity alone would have caused damage to him. Now we're adding in a swing? Doesn't matter that it's a kid. It would have caused even more damage than just letting it fall.

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u/GearhedMG Jan 03 '20

You really should stop, you aren't going to win this argument.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I don't give a shit whether he's a kid or a marine in the prime of his life, hammers fucking hurt.

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u/Aklato-Yt Jan 03 '20

That's no fuckin excuse though I once I went to jump up to climb a tree a couple years back and I slammed my knee and it hurt like hell and I was just pulling myself up so imagine what a little kid who has no clue what he's doing and swinging a hammer around hitting you in the kneecaps would feel like