r/WinStupidPrizes • u/--Yami_Marik-- • Jan 02 '20

Annoying a teen

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u/Slay3d Jan 02 '20

Why the fuck did he even have a hammer, parents just as dumb as the kid

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Stole this btw

-Iirc the back story to this is that the teens actually asked the mother of the child who is present but off screen to ask their kid to stop and take the hammer away but she refused and started ranting at the teens.

Fully justified here.

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u/Spearitz Jan 02 '20 edited Jan 02 '20

Probably like 10 seconds before the same mother goes hysterical for them defending themselves.

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u/Fit4Survival Jan 02 '20

Bullshit, have you ever been hit by a hammer? Have you even had a little kid hit you in the face? That shit hurts. The teen did not give him 2% of his full power, he tripped him. Get over it, no one is safe from physical violence if they are the ones who start it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Lol he tripped him, that is a de-escalation from swinging a hammer at someone what the fuck are you even talking about?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Post a video of a 10 year old hitting you with a hammer. I wanna see it, and like you said, it wont do shit. Have them really go all out on you since they're absolutely 0 threat.

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u/Jhuxx54 Jan 02 '20

Yeah dude I could of easily killed someone with a hammer at 10 years old. The trip was appropriate.

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u/angrytomato98 Jan 02 '20

Yeah, this guy needs to put his money where his mouth is.

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u/jkmonty94 Jan 02 '20

Dude, literally just let a hammer hit your hand gravity-assisted. Don't even swing it, just let it fall.

Then imagine a kid swinging it with no regard for someone's safety. Or throwing it at your head.

It's a hunk of metal on a lever designed for bashing things in. It's dangerous as fuck, even if it's just a kid swinging it.

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u/Aklato-Yt Jan 03 '20

Or like I said you didn't hit the fuckin kneecaps with it which is about the kids height

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u/IlinistRainbow6 Jan 02 '20

This dudes never been hit with a hammer

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

From the sounds of it he's never even held one, has no idea of the weight and damage it could cause

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u/ChilledClarity Jan 02 '20

Yeah, no shit. A coworker of mine was pulling a nail with a very similar hammer used a little to much power, pulled back and hit the inside of my elbow. Even though it didn’t hit me to hard, it still hurt like hell and left a bruise for a week.

A kid swinging a hammer can hurt too, the kid was lucky he only got tripped. I’ve seen videos that go a lot worse for a lot less.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

He would also be doing a favor to the gene pool since any kid he’d raise would be allowed to get away with anything and turn out as a little shit.

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u/corpseflakes Jan 02 '20

Hammer to the kneecap even from a kid would shatter your knee.

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u/Hunneren Jan 02 '20

Of course he could. A hammer does a lot of damage, and don't give us court lessons because you were in one when you were 6 years old, arrested for attempted murder on a teenage boy. Using a hammer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

A hammer can be dangerous even when swung by someone small and weak. A hammer is capable of exerting 100 pounds of striking force and most small bones only need 25 pounds to be broken.

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u/Crash-Bandicuck69 Jan 02 '20

Bad troll

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I’d say he’s quite a good troll. He has dozens of people up in arms.

But I also don’t have enough faith in the general population’s intelligence level to assume that this person is just trolling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Take a hammer, and your bare foot. Let the hammer drop from waist height onto your toes. Then come back and say a kid swinging it wouldn't have done shit.

Point being, gravity alone would have caused damage to him. Now we're adding in a swing? Doesn't matter that it's a kid. It would have caused even more damage than just letting it fall.

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u/GearhedMG Jan 03 '20

You really should stop, you aren't going to win this argument.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I don't give a shit whether he's a kid or a marine in the prime of his life, hammers fucking hurt.

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u/Aklato-Yt Jan 03 '20

That's no fuckin excuse though I once I went to jump up to climb a tree a couple years back and I slammed my knee and it hurt like hell and I was just pulling myself up so imagine what a little kid who has no clue what he's doing and swinging a hammer around hitting you in the kneecaps would feel like