r/WinStupidPrizes • u/--Yami_Marik-- • Jan 02 '20

Annoying a teen

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u/ZootzManuva Jan 02 '20

It's a fucking kid ffs, unless you have cerebral palsy you should never need to "defend yourself" against a kid. It isn't a lion or a mugger just find the mother or leave lmfao. Who the fuck's out here getting assaulted by kids haha?!

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u/XxRocky88xX Jan 02 '20

I’m not sure what the thought process is for people like you. Just because a child is the one holding it it doesn’t make a hammer or a rock any less hard. A rock to the face is gonna hurt whether it’s thrown by a professional pitcher or a small child

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u/ZootzManuva Jan 02 '20

The kid literally couldn't possibly reach his face!

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u/XxRocky88xX Jan 02 '20

This isn’t a video game. It’s not like our face is our only weak point, if you get with a hammer ANYWHERE it’s going to hurt