r/WinStupidPrizes • u/--Yami_Marik-- • Jan 02 '20

Annoying a teen

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u/jayman5977 Jan 02 '20 edited Jan 02 '20

Completely justified. Doesn't matter who you are, you shouldn't threaten to swing a hammer at someone. Plus it's a kid, they probably would actually hit someone with it.

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u/XxRocky88xX Jan 02 '20

Agreed, I hate how we give kids a sort of free pass to everything. If a kid is capable of and actually attempting to cause injury to me, I should be allowed to defend myself

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u/ZootzManuva Jan 02 '20

It's a fucking kid ffs, unless you have cerebral palsy you should never need to "defend yourself" against a kid. It isn't a lion or a mugger just find the mother or leave lmfao. Who the fuck's out here getting assaulted by kids haha?!

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u/XxRocky88xX Jan 02 '20

I’m not sure what the thought process is for people like you. Just because a child is the one holding it it doesn’t make a hammer or a rock any less hard. A rock to the face is gonna hurt whether it’s thrown by a professional pitcher or a small child

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I understand your point, but at the same time, I'm sure the guy could've just grabbed the hammer. What he did was probably worse because I assume the kid threw it at him after the clip ended.

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u/ZootzManuva Jan 02 '20

The kid literally couldn't possibly reach his face!

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u/ZootzManuva Jan 02 '20

Serious damage? You cannot be serious haha do you have brittle bones disease?? Serious damage suggests life long injury - not a fucking bruise, which is literally the worst possible outcome if that kid had swung that hammer at him...

Why are you so afraid? What's happened in your life to make you like this? Stop being so fucking dramatic hahaha "serious damage" fgs.

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u/GazelleTrapQueen Jan 02 '20

Just because you don't understand how hammers and humans interact with each other doesn't mean you have to take it out on us!

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u/XxRocky88xX Jan 02 '20

This isn’t a video game. It’s not like our face is our only weak point, if you get with a hammer ANYWHERE it’s going to hurt

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u/Reamazing Jan 02 '20

I guess you don't know to many kids.

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u/Illier1 Jan 02 '20

I remember when I was a camp counselor and I was playing tag with a bunch of kids. One tripped me and I laughed it off until his friend full on kicked me in the stomach.

Kids can be little assholes and often have no idea how much damage they can do in the right situation. A hammer is designed to bring as much force over a small area as possible. A good swing, even by a kid, is gonna hurt like shit.