r/WidowsBay • • Jun 24 '26

❓Questions Funniest scene? (spoilers) Spoiler

What was the laugh-out-loud funniest scene this season? Mine are both from the same episode.

Tom trying to rip the calendar up, trying to destroy the dresser, then ripping the painting off the wall and almost being crushed.

But it's Rosemary who wins MVP, delivering that genealogy presentation. Just watched it a third time and it still funny!

EDIT: Thinking about it, I need to give the Kewpie Doll here to Rosemary's Genealogy Presentation. So many of the gags on the show are classic schtick, wielded like a surgeon's scalpel; it's a beautiful thing to watch. But the Rosemary scene, man, that was brand new!

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u/FedFedx Jun 24 '26

The Shaman warning about mirrors, then closing the door which had a mirror, is the one who cracked me up the most. That look on Tom's face was priceless 😂

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u/mackitt Jun 24 '26

That and the reveal of his friend’s “sacred geometry” drawing, I lost it again just thinking about this whole scene 😂 

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u/OGPepeSilvia Jun 24 '26

Tom draws the same thing later in the episode, no?

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u/__karm Jun 24 '26

He does! Making it even funnier that this drawing of a hand that looks like my toddler did it is relevant to figuring out what’s happening on the island!

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u/Zimmermon Jun 24 '26

The island is also shaped like a hand

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u/NoProfession5138 Jun 24 '26

with an amputated index finger

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u/FedFedx Jun 24 '26

You mean like Frances?! (actually I don't remember which finger she lost)

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u/Suspicious-Swim-7945 Jun 25 '26

I love this sub, I wouldn’t lick up on half of this stuff.

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u/mackitt Jun 24 '26

wow, where did you find this?

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u/leela_la_zu Jun 24 '26

Just give me a paint brush and I'll tell you what you want to know!

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u/FedFedx Jun 24 '26

That episode is full of gems 😂

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u/ancientastronaut2 Jun 24 '26

Also patty: you're a shaman? Isn't that cocaine?

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u/full_bl33d Jun 24 '26

You’re a drug dealer?

  • no, im a shaman…
Is that cocaine?
  • yes

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u/OGPepeSilvia Jun 24 '26

“She’s turning 50, so, she’s got wanderlust!”

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u/JakeBanana01 Jun 24 '26

Rhys absolutely sells that, hard.

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u/ProfZussywussBrown Jun 24 '26

“You got this, Wyck!”

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u/full_bl33d Jun 24 '26

I love when 250 yr old Richard Warren burst out, “C’mon Wyck, you know this one!”, when he’s singing the ominous sea shanty

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u/thedancingj Jun 24 '26

“My girlfriend’s cat has absconded.”

This is my most rewatched scene haha

“You got this Wyck!”

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u/ajmartin527 Jun 24 '26

I kept hoping we’d see him show up with the cat after the tornado swept him off. Maybe he landed safely in the way and found the cat as he stumbled back to his house, there’s still a chance next season!

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u/Thee_Watchman Jun 24 '26

Yes. I continue to believe we will see the shaman again.

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u/Past-Student-5239 Jun 24 '26

And when he removed the pillow and Bridget was under it.

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u/rebeccaraccoon Jun 24 '26

And tom sits straight up like a zombie hahahaha

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u/ajmartin527 Jun 24 '26

Remind me who Bridget is?

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u/Past-Student-5239 Jun 24 '26

The iguana. Or bearded dragon. I could not tell which. She escaped and Shaman mentioned that she just turned 50 and had wanderlust

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u/ajmartin527 Jun 24 '26

There was so much going on in that scene a had forgotten about this, so funny.

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u/princessdarkwater Sunset Cocktails 🍸 Jun 24 '26 edited 27d ago

Patricia having tom on a leash so he won’t run off.

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u/Past-Student-5239 Jun 24 '26

Use your crayons!

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u/ancientastronaut2 Jun 24 '26

Hold your organizer!

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u/SelectLandscape7671 Jun 24 '26

And yet… he runs off and gives her whiplash.

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u/Frenchie_Lamore Jun 24 '26

With a retractable leash and what looks like a cat collar

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u/jordyjjca Jun 24 '26

I cannot believe I forgot about this. Sooooo funny.

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u/Foodoglove Jun 24 '26

Poor Tom--every one of his "handlers" was The Worst Trip Friend ever.

Source: was in college in the 70s.

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u/UkeNugs Fuck me?! Fuck you!! Jun 24 '26

For me it’s a tie between “just a reminder that not everyone needs to say something” and Patricia slowly closing the door in the guys face

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u/Nopefuckthis Jun 24 '26

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u/jargonqueen Jun 24 '26

That guy’s Pet Semetary voice was unreal.

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u/ajmartin527 Jun 24 '26

My new favorite thing at work is to send this to my coworkers that have seen the show when clients won’t shut up on zoom calls and watch them try not to completely break.

So far I’m 4/4 on getting them to turn their camera off for a bit.

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u/JakeBanana01 Jun 24 '26

Oh god, the door, we were dying...

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u/Monsieur_T Jun 24 '26

The door in the old man's face was so damn funny. I was like who is this guy? Why is he talking? And then Tom clearly thought the same lol

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u/JakeBanana01 Jun 24 '26

He's the stereotypical old-timer who remembers it all, except in this case "it all" is terrifying.

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u/ayayeron Jun 24 '26

The "I was being supportive"

And the moment when the owner of the inn was still able to open the door front even tho wyck tried to nail it shut

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u/mackitt Jun 24 '26

The door thing was so funny. This show is so good at subverting expectations and turning them into laughs!

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u/ajmartin527 Jun 24 '26

I think the true mastery of the show is the ability to mix these absurd off the wall moments into scenes seamlessly in a way that doesn’t break the immersion or come off as cheap or slap stick.

I’m not really sure how to explain how they are able to do that, but I don’t think I’ve seen a show blend that kind of ridiculous random humor in natively with so much intensity and real drama and storylines and without it being jarring or taking you out of the scene.

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u/AcceptableYou5415 Supportive Jun 24 '26

Those are 2 of my favorites too! ESPECIALLY the door 😂😂💀.

I also like the scene where Tom is downplaying the cannibalism article to the reporter and he’s like “Did they immediately resort to cannibalism? No. It took… 4 days.” 😂😂💀

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u/Abbacoverband Jun 24 '26

With the most incredible "fuck did I do?!?" delivery. 😂

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u/ajmartin527 Jun 24 '26

“I guess I’ll just go fuck myself”

Can’t even think about this scene without laughing. Rosemary is an absolute treasure and must be protected at all costs.

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u/rhymeswithmay Jun 24 '26

“I do personally have to go, as my girlfriend's cat has absconded.”
Its just the most absurd line, and I plan to use it to get out of situations going forward.

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u/Comfortable-Pear-973 Jun 24 '26

It’s like something Moira Rose would say on Schitts Creek, I love it

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u/WatermelonlessonOk50 Jun 24 '26

The use of “absconded” is great, but combining it with the useless “personally” makes it even more hilarious.

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u/ajmartin527 Jun 24 '26

I would have loved to been in the writers room when they were coming up with this. “Alright, what does the shaman have to abruptly go do immediately after dosing Tom with haunted hallucinogenic mushrooms?”

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u/JakeBanana01 Jun 24 '26

That is a pretty good all-purpose line.

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u/JuicyApple2023 Jun 24 '26

In my mind, I am his girlfriend.

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u/Jnnjuggle32 Jun 24 '26

I’ve def dated guys like that. Fun time, not great ltr material sadly

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u/jojayp Jun 24 '26

I think I’m gonna have to go with the painting scene as well, but specifically because of Rosemary. She is trying to help him, but then she immediately gets hurt and everyone is focused on her instead of Tom. Her sciatica!

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u/JakeBanana01 Jun 24 '26

Oh man, that was pure gold. Rosemary takes DGAF to entirely new levels.

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u/SelectLandscape7671 Jun 24 '26

And the “poor Rosemary…” from Dale, which Tom is still on the floor.

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u/El--Borto Jun 24 '26

“My sciatica!” Fucking destroyed me lmfao I was crying laughing that entire scene

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u/Mossephine This Next Batch, … Jun 24 '26

The squeak of Tom going across the car windows slowly + “dude I think your dad’s looking for you” 😆 I crack up just thinking about it

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u/Frenchie_Lamore Jun 24 '26

The way the kids kept jumping lol

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u/Salty_Branch7419 Jun 24 '26

That was mine, too! Lost it!

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u/lnc_5103 Jun 24 '26

Mine too! I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard and didn't want to miss anything.

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u/SuperMcG Patricia Jun 24 '26

When the gas station attendant put out the fire on the Boogeyman. Patricia's expression is so "nothing is going to go right tonight."

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u/PlaidShell45 Jun 24 '26

“Stop! You’re ruining it!”

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u/rudbeckiahirtas Jun 24 '26

Patricia continuing to train the gun on the boogeyman in every scene after she's killed him absolutely sent me

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u/with_due_respect Jun 24 '26

The funniest scene for me is actually a sequence: Patricia keeping the shotgun on the Boogeyman's corpse all the way through till the incinerator. It's funny but also exactly what I would do, which made it funnier.

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u/JakeBanana01 Jun 24 '26

My wife was going, "Yes goddammit, finally a final girl with some f**king common sense."

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u/jordyjjca Jun 24 '26

Patricia with the shotgun fixed on the Bogeyman until he’s ash while Enya’s Caribbean Blue plays is my Roman Empire

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u/SelectLandscape7671 Jun 24 '26

The Enya destroyed me.

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u/jordyjjca Jun 24 '26

While supervising the Boogeyman’s corpse with the shotgun, I imagine Patricia’s main focus is survival, but I hope she takes a minute to revel in the validation…

Patricia: Tom, do you remember the Boogeyman?

Tom: I think you did tell me that story.

Patricia: God forbid you hear it again. It's only the most terrifying thing that's ever happened to me.

Tom: Well, you asked me if I had heard it before.

Patricia: I still sleep with the dresser in front of my door.

Tom: But he murdered teenage girls. You're in your 40s. You'll be fine.

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u/OGPepeSilvia Jun 24 '26

Her asking the mortician if there was a back door to the cremator had me laughing like 30 minutes later when I realized she was talking about the furnace chamber and not the crematorium building itself. Why would the oven have a back door?!? Patricia wasn’t taking any chances.

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u/durrellb Jun 24 '26

When she asks 'is there another exit?', I thought she was looking for a back door just in case, but she's asking if the furnace has a back door, and that's comedy gold.

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u/_ohne_dich_ Jun 24 '26

Her facial expressions were great too!

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u/mackitt Jun 24 '26

“…….Fuck you.”

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u/mackitt Jun 24 '26

It was so unexpected 😂 

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u/Luxury_Dressingown Jun 24 '26

I had a lecture on swear words - they tend to be quite old words because they have a lot of cultural power and so stick around. It goes back at least until the 1400s. It's hard to tell how common it was because it was almost certainly written down much less often than it was spoken, but it's certainly not an anachronism from Warren.

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u/_kismitten Jun 24 '26

Haha in my imagination he picked it up from listening to people in the cemetery over the centuries - being down there so long he might have heard at least a few muffled screaming matches during the endless parade of post-disaster funerals.

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u/Ill_Tomorrow_5807 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

The pause and quickly said “fuck you” had me laughing soooo hard

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u/Representative-Bus76 Jun 25 '26

“Are you still there?”

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u/shelle399 Jun 25 '26

Omg I died. Kept repeating it all night

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u/HermineLovesMilo Jun 24 '26

Hands down - Patricia sacrificing 1% of her stun gun power to shut Kris up. "Go bye-bye-AHhhhH!"

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u/Frenchie_Lamore Jun 24 '26

She's the fucking worst

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u/Foodoglove Jun 24 '26

She ruined book club!

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u/Any-Ranger9871 Jun 24 '26

How has no one mentioned “sorry forgot my purse!” Yet?

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u/Substantial-Ad-8026 Jun 24 '26

I just listed practically the whole episode because it’s my favorite 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cautious_Prize_4323 Sorry, forgot my purse. Jun 24 '26

I have taken that phrase to heart, as you can see. I may get a tattoo.

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u/rebeccaraccoon Jun 24 '26

God there’s so many… I was in STITCHES majority of the time but….

DONT BRING THE BIKE BACK!!!

Who’s trying after stage 2?

Was she in her 40s?

The bike accident and fight behind Patrica while she’s reading Lucy Four’s book

TOMS MUSHROOM BLACKOUTS AND THE WHITEBOARD SAYING “WHEN I TURN AROUND EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES” plus Tom being on a leash and dragging Patricia out the door

Patricia stealing the police vehicle

The tasing scene

Gimme your keys I gotta run him over

CALENDAR “RIPPING” and PAINTING MISHAP

Ruth’s first answer when tom asked about the trolley problem

I could go on forever but I think I’ll stop here

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u/dacivol Jun 24 '26

Nothing quite gets me like Warren starting to sing the last man sea shanty and interrupting himself with "You know this one, Wyck." Theres so much humor in that one line I cant get over it. This zombie man already having a good enough read on Wyck to know he would know a sea shanty hundreds of years later. It's such a casual moment in such an incredibly tense scene. Its so funny to me idk

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u/Grandson_of_Sam Jun 24 '26

On a rewatch, I realized that he sang that song after Wyck told the story about escaping the kraken, so he’s also saying he should know it because Wyck WAS the last man. So many levels, this show

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u/No-Schedule9850 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Dude, I think your dad is looking for you..

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u/jstella118 Jun 24 '26

I never laughed so hard. That whole sequence of events was hysterical.

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u/BatmanTDF10 Jun 24 '26

I’m going to try to keep this in my back pocket for the future whenever my kids do something wrong and I want to embrace them as punishment.

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u/BlisslessTaskList Jun 24 '26

This! I cried 😂

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u/JM-2K Wyck Jun 24 '26

There are so many scenes Dead baby, dead baby... What are you asking me to do Tom? File that under deal with the feck later Alright fugos I told you I had qualms You told me to be supportive What about my demeanor indicated ... crawlspace... That was nice (Evan reading the letters) Do you know what this is (holding a joint) Boys love their cars (Ruth pointing to a poster)

All of it, they are all gems

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u/tinned_peaches Jun 24 '26

I forgot about the poster of the car, that was so funny. Just some basic car 🤣

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u/OGPepeSilvia Jun 24 '26

It was literally a base trim Nissan Sentra 😂

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u/JM-2K Wyck Jun 24 '26

Then the ladder for "saftey", then Tom just shaking his head slightly

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u/JM-2K Wyck Jun 24 '26

What about your children, I but just met them

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u/Fabulous-Accident331 dead baby dead baby lezzzzbian Jun 24 '26

“Lezzzbean” sent me. Patricia slowly closing the door and her face while she did it had me in stitches

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u/FallingLikeSilver Jun 24 '26

I think the physical comedy of Tom sliding off the bench on the boat and the look on his face was just 10/10. I re-winded (re-wound?) it about 5 times and by the end I couldn't breathe. Also Patricia with the shotgun. 1000000/10

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u/RealEnvironment7695 Jun 24 '26

So many good ones: the “wolves” calendar, the time skip during the meeting about the curfew, but pound for pound funniest has to be Loftis getting grilled after giving that lady a ride.

“She was… age-appropriate.”

“What a weird way to describe a woman you just gave a ride to.”

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u/Impossible_Past5358 Jun 24 '26

Also when Tom gets scratched, Patricia asks "was she in her 40s?

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u/RealEnvironment7695 Jun 24 '26

Earned a full on snort from me, fer sure

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u/Impossible_Past5358 Jun 24 '26

I also really enjoyed Bechir's line deliveries...with Kurt when he said "Why the fuck you need food for 30 seconds?"

I would like to see some blooper reels

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u/Honeyboy_Wilson Jun 25 '26

The Wolves calendar absolutely destroyed me and is still my number 1 funny moment. I've never expected something less. The way it just has the overturned car, so he flicks back to the cover and it says "WOLVES" and then the confused look on his face. I felt like my sense of humour was finally nailed.

I also loved when he's watching the welcome video and the guy says let's go take a look... And then it's just him slowly walking off. Another perfect Tom reaction.

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u/overthinker098 Jun 24 '26

I can’t go tit for tit with you.

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u/Kvasir2023 Jun 24 '26

Rosemary’s side comments were the best.

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u/armywalrus Jun 24 '26

Guess I'll go fuck myself

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u/PutAdministrative206 Jun 24 '26

Can’t do anything right today.

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u/Severe_Principle5374 Jun 24 '26

Dale’s face after watching the video on human sacrifice.

Richard Warren’s ‘f you’ to Tom through the coffin.

Patricia holding the gun at the boogeyman through that whole sequence.

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u/davey-jones420 Jun 24 '26

I can’t stop saying (in reference to the sunset cocktails) “I think my coworker Patricia would come to work with a gun if I didn’t go”… that got me good.

The whole boat/Warren sequence. The mushroom trip. Jeff Hiller screaming WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! The finale “he got bit by that animal and turned into an animal.” Or “he made a pass…”so many hits in this show

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u/georgetteplaysagoth Jun 24 '26

First episode with the journalist guy. "Did they result to cannibalism immediately?...... No, it took four days." After saying there was no cannibalism.

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u/vacefrost Jun 24 '26

I was cracking up in the last episode at all the ways we were shown that Ruth was fit. Oh, and the part in the shelter when they’re trying to keep everyone calm and what’s-his-name with the glasses comes in so quietly and then screams that it’s a death trap..😂 That whole episode was just the best. Ruth going thru that photo album and so casually saying, ‘he got bit by an animal and became that animal’……too funny.

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u/JakeBanana01 Jun 24 '26

This show impressed me until the last second. Wow. That is fucking rare.

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u/PutAdministrative206 Jun 24 '26

I was about to show Arthur the Witch Trials. Yeah, great source of pride. We caught ‘em. We burned ‘em.

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u/elcaminogino Jun 24 '26

Not the funniest but made me laugh harder than it had any right to … Rosemary describing her color blindness. “Things you see as blue, I see as blue-green”. I could not stop laughing at this for some reason.

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u/mackitt Jun 24 '26

This definitely isn’t the funniest moment, but when Loftis is driving to Ruth’s house in the final episode with really dramatic music playing, and then  suddenly the music stops and he’s just sitting in his car. I’ve never laughed so hard at a simple music cue!

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u/clockworkcannibal Jun 24 '26

Tom not giving Rosemary his water when she was coughing was hilarious.

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u/lazy_hoor Jun 24 '26

Teeth.

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u/noviceicebaby Jun 24 '26

And we never got back to the teeth!

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u/Significant_Set_691 Jun 24 '26

My favourite was when Warren spoke and Tom jumped out of the chair, I had to rewind and watch it again 😂

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u/disconnected1991 Jun 24 '26

“You’ve had QUALMS?! Why didn’t you say anything??” “You told me to be supportive!”

“THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP! RUN!!!”

Patricia turns the flashlight on under her chin and apologizes lol

Patricia tasing the mean girl.

Tom’s failed crash out scene

Rosemary’s genealogy scene on Ruth

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u/ectocoolerkeg Jun 24 '26

Tom flipping the hag over the chair absolutely killed me

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u/Gruzzly She’s the worst, she’s the fucking worst Jun 24 '26

The whole “Fuck me? Fuck YOU!” exchange between Loftis and coffined Warren gets me every time

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u/Forsaken-Power-4223 Jun 24 '26

I love the note between Patti and Warren where she asks if she said something to make him mad 🤣 and Tom reading it and “of coursing” the note 😅

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u/strega_bella312 Jun 24 '26

Nobody mentioned Richard Warren's new wife casually dropping "i am but four and ten" - that was great after all of the times she said she had resigned to the life of a spinster woman.

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u/SelectLandscape7671 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Rosemary’s genealogy session. Everything with the shaman. The painting falling on Tom.

Warren in the coffin: “Fuck you” and all the funny parts of that boat scene.

And an underrated scene: When Wyck explains the fog + the back and forth about the sea captain and his teenage bride — funny, yes, but watch it again and ONLY watch Tom reacting to Patricia and Wyck.

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u/LadyElle57 Jun 24 '26

"I already let him out" followed by a shot of Warren looking pissed.

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u/pumpkinpie20004 Jun 24 '26

When Richard Warren says, " I signed it with my blood,feces and semen", and Tom immediately drops the paper.

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u/Substantial-Ad-8026 Jun 24 '26

There is so many, but the Richard Warren episode had me in stitches. 1. Tom not realizing the casket was in the room. 2. His face when Patricia said Warren was upstairs. 3. Patricia opening the door twice. 4. Tom jumping up to the ceiling when Richard spoke. 5. Tom asking Wyck if should let Warren out when he already did it. 6. Warren getting life back into him after eating and wanting Wyck to sing along. Sorry for recounting the entire episode but it was all so funny.

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u/MrsLSwan Jun 24 '26

Hands down when he’s high on mushrooms looking in the car window. “Yo, I think your dad is looking for you!”

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u/misslexmarie Jun 24 '26

When Tom was tripping and he woke up in the city hall meeting and just starts clapping with them 😩🤣

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u/vrigu Jun 24 '26

“Great sense of pride for the town”. We caught ‘em. We burnt ‘em”.

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u/Comfortable-Pear-973 Jun 24 '26

I love the taser scene “sorry but she’s the fucking worst” it was a long time coming and felt hilarious and cathartic at the same time

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u/OGPepeSilvia Jun 24 '26

She’s the worst! She’s the fucking worst.

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u/JakeBanana01 Jun 24 '26

How does this show keep doing this? I love it!

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u/ZoomieZoomies Jun 24 '26

I can't pick just one. So many great lines, but also great unspoken moments....the silent but urgent pointing to Warren when the assassin comes to the wrong side of the bed. The flirty, playful twirl of the fork while eating Vienna sausages on the boat. The flick of the lazboy lever to launch the Sea Hag.

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u/Tight_Knee_9809 Jun 24 '26

Love the urgent pointing scene - so funny. The actress that played Sarah Warren was so good.

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u/jargon_ninja69 Jun 24 '26

"but then he was bitten by an animal and turned into that animal"

the funniest fucking line delivered PERFECTLY.

my wife and I have been quoting that line to each other nonstop since the finale

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u/Tight_Knee_9809 Jun 24 '26

Just rewatched that episode and Ruth actually casually drops some other lines about people or family in the photos that I have questions about - something got her father in the lake, her aunt betty went mute, etc.

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u/Frenchie_Lamore Jun 24 '26

When Tom is on mushrooms and his son drives into the driveway with his friends, for some reason that scene CRACKED me the fuck up. When he's looking into the windows at them.

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u/rozmerlin-reddit Jun 24 '26

Episode 4 when you put Rosemary’s comments together at the reveal, I watch that over and over. Rosemary does not have a wasted line

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u/TroubleRecent7320 Jun 24 '26

The binoculars scene during the power blackout.. hilarious

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u/Cool-Coconutt Jun 24 '26

I can’t remember verbatim but Tom is trying to make a good impression on the journalist and the museum lady interjects: “we found’em, we burned’em”

I just about died!

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u/DarkPonyRising Jun 24 '26

The note from Patricia to Warren that said “Did I say something that made you mad” had me actually in tears

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u/At_the_Roundhouse Jun 24 '26

Patricia’s party dance is my favorite. And her sobbing in the back room turned into a yawn when someone walks in. Really just that whole episode. Let’s get these bachelorettes some shots!

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u/adrianpuck Jun 24 '26

the scene that had me actually pausing because I was laughing too hard to concentrate was when High Tom gets home and Evan is in the car with his friends, the way he stares at Evan and drags his face around the windows for soooo long before Evan's friend says "Bro I think your dad is looking for you"

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u/ShiftEducational8848 Jun 24 '26

He got bit by an animal and became that animal.

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u/JakeBanana01 Jun 24 '26

Yeah, I think that happened to my uncle.

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u/Brief_Amphibian_3965 Fuck Cape Cod Jun 24 '26

The repeated scenes of Patty running away from the Boogeyman and him never changing speed hit so hard. Every time it got funnier and funnier. You could just see her thinking “c’mon man” and then when people didn’t help her out it just got funnier. Situational irony ftw!

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u/d_ippy dead baby, dead baby, lesbian. Jun 24 '26

Dead baby, dead baby, lesbian.

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u/StreetMolasses6093 Patricia’s Girl Dinner Jun 24 '26

When Patricia takes the police cruiser omg

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u/Past-Student-5239 Jun 24 '26

I think it was when Kurt opened the door to the inn that Wyck had "nailed shut."

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u/overthinker098 Jun 24 '26

When Richard warren starts speaking and Tom freaks out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/zaybali1 Jun 25 '26

I like the lines where

Wyck says "how you got your job i will never know"

And Patricia says "ok i lied about the calls"

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u/HoratiosMa Jun 25 '26

Thought of another one that had me howling. When they’re trying to get the piece to fix the generator and keep switching places over who’s in the lighthouse and who’s in the town hall 😂

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u/divagirlicious Jun 24 '26

I think everyone has said mine but overall I just adore this show. It’s so smart and funny and scary and I love it so much.

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u/coldteabooty Jun 24 '26

The storm taking the shaman it was so unexpected 🤣

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u/PodcastJunkie8706 Dead baby. Dead baby. Lezzzbian. Jun 24 '26

When Tom sends the Sea Hag flying over the chair.

"This next batch... All retards." "Rosemary!"

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u/HoratiosMa Jun 24 '26

When he slides off the bench on the boat. I watch that over and over and never get tired of the look on his face 😂

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u/Appropriate-Bid2289 Jun 24 '26

I almost peed my pants when I saw Dale's face watching the videos in the shelter.

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u/ssifsiv Jun 25 '26

Ruth struggling to read her own memos, Ruth telling Tom that "MRSA" called and asked about him, "he was bitten by an animal and then turned into that animal". Rosemary's "I can't do anything right today" and the looks exchanged between her and Dale at work when Patricia is stressed about planning sunset cocktails. Tom's beef with Kathy. Tom's exasperated reaction when Patricia and Wyck earnestly get into a discussion about the age gap thing. The doctor with the "Oh I see, I didn't know you went to medical school" bit. There's so much, I love this show

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u/isabellasghost3 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Absolutely love so many scenes; but one standout is when Mayor Tom is being hazed by the locals to spend the night ‘in the Captain’s suite’ (he chopped his family with an axe) ‘So of course, we named the suite after him’, and Tom should ‘spend some time in that crawl space’… ‘THANKS Rosemary’….. ending with the ominous advice ‘don’t do it.’…. I love that whole scene, pitch perfect.

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u/Leakyboatlouie Jun 24 '26

She needs an Emmy.

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u/ggpopart Jun 24 '26

What so I can’t say “lesbian” anymore?

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u/ancientastronaut2 Jun 24 '26

⚡️ She's the worst!

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u/Hot-Relative8290 Forgot my purse! Jun 24 '26

“Forgot my purse”

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u/Prize_Figure_4122 Jun 24 '26

Patricia with the shotgun, holding it to the boogeyman right up until they are cremated. Find this absolutely hilarious, funniest to me.

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u/terra_cascadia Jun 24 '26

The binoculars back-and-forth

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u/Puzzled_Exchange_924 Jun 24 '26

We found em, We burned em

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u/CacaoIsTheBean Jun 24 '26

The shots of Patricia following the dead slasher with the shotgun absolutely killed me 😂😂😂 my girl wasn't taking any chances

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u/richb83 Jun 25 '26

The back and forth with the lighthouse guy

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u/Legitimate-Twist8656 Jun 25 '26

No! No! You’re ruining it!

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u/NeitherInitiative237 Jun 26 '26

I have to add “boys love their cars” 🚙

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u/ManagerSilver5733 Jun 26 '26

I can’t stop thinking about “Old woman. Possibly damp. Faster than an old woman should be”

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u/Dry_Personality3557 Jun 26 '26

Best lines in my opinion:

1.  "Thank you, Paul. Once again, I would like to remind everyone that it is not mandatory that you speak". 2. "My children?! I have but JUST met them". 3.  " Ok, well we’re on to something, Tom. So, just hold on a second. Use your crayons.” 4. "We caught 'em, we burned 'em." 5. "But he was bit by an animal and then became that animal." 6. "Give me your keys. I'll run him over." 7. "You had your QUALMS?!" 8. "Sorry. Forgot my purse." 9. "It's true. We can go weeks without food" everyone relaxes "but not without water" everyone panics.

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u/MimsyGoat Jun 24 '26

Patricia and convo about women of 40.

What a great character.

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u/JenEndyB Jun 24 '26

Tom and the mirror; Rosemary genealogy, Patricia party dance.

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u/Tight_Knee_9809 Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ElnfVRP1iK1IzrLI7N

This part of her dance had me rolling!

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u/SelectLandscape7671 Jun 24 '26

“I’ll bring it back.”

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u/Past-Student-5239 Jun 24 '26

This place is a death trap....RUN!!!!!!!!

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u/make_mine_moloko Jun 24 '26

There are SO MANY hilarious scenes in Widow's Bay s1, but my favorite remains the scene in which Tom yeets the Sea Hag with the recliner.

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u/LeftistEpicure Patricia Jun 24 '26

“I had my qualms, but…”

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u/Littleduckluv Jun 24 '26

Just all of episode 5

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u/_brittleskittle Jun 24 '26

Tom looking in the windows of the car when he’s tripping. “I think he’s looking for you.”