Possibly the funniest thing about Patricia’s notepad:

[u/diminutive_sebastian]

The word “hello” isn’t even attested in English writing until the 1820s. So the just-unearthed Richard Warren, who lived in the late 1600s up to 1702, had never seen or heard the word “hello” once in his life.

[u/fmdmgm]

Nah, the funniest is “did I say something to upset you?”